Mock › Serious Shit? › Assholes In The News v
This day in History

Thread Rating:
  • 1 Vote(s) - 2 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Threaded Mode
This day in History
Donovan Offline
Clarified idiot
**
Posts: 5,241
Threads: 49
Joined: Mar 2012
#1
08-03-2012, 11:56 AM
8/02/1934: Hitler becomes Fuhrer, and millions of future internet arguments are resolved before they start.


(edit, shit I just realized it's the third today. Damn vacation mindset)
Reply
Maggot Offline
Mock Elder
***
Posts: 37,639
Threads: 1,590
Joined: Jun 2008
#2
08-03-2012, 12:03 PM
Hitlers nephew petitioned F.D.R. to go over and fight against his uncle. He was not allowed to go.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Website
Reply
HairOfTheDog Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 29,189
Threads: 391
Joined: Aug 2011
#3
08-03-2012, 12:10 PM
And a couple of decades later on this day in 1958:

The U.S. nuclear submarine Nautilus accomplishes the first undersea voyage to the geographic North Pole. The world's first nuclear submarine, the Nautilus dived at Point Barrow, Alaska, and traveled nearly 1,000 miles under the Arctic ice cap to reach the top of the world. It then steamed on to Iceland, pioneering a new and shorter route from the Pacific to the Atlantic and Europe.
Reply
Ilyanna Offline
nOOb
Posts: 848
Threads: 3
Joined: Apr 2012
#4
08-03-2012, 12:39 PM
1933 - The Mickey Mouse Watch was introduced for the price of $2.75.
Reply
OnBendedKnee Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 4,352
Threads: 99
Joined: Dec 2008
#5
08-03-2012, 12:44 PM
On this day, 2011, I decided to stop using milk in my coffee and switched instead to cream.
Reply
Donovan Offline
Clarified idiot
**
Posts: 5,241
Threads: 49
Joined: Mar 2012
#6
08-03-2012, 12:55 PM
8/3/1492

In 1492,
Columbus sailed the oceans blue
He had three ships to join the fun
loaded down with men and guns

He wanted a route to West Indies ASAP,
but couldn't read a fucking map
It was a scurvy, stinky band
that finally reached Bahamas land

And when they met some native dudes
His fortunes were made and theirs were screwed.
He called 'em injuns and that name stuck
Columbus: what a stupid fuck.
Reply
OnBendedKnee Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 4,352
Threads: 99
Joined: Dec 2008
#7
08-03-2012, 01:10 PM
You know what? Upon further reflection, it was actually 10th I made that transition from milk to cream.

I'll update this thread next Friday.
Reply
Maggot Offline
Mock Elder
***
Posts: 37,639
Threads: 1,590
Joined: Jun 2008
#8
08-03-2012, 04:33 PM
I think my head just fell off.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Website
Reply
Riotgear Offline
Banned
Posts: 3,914
Threads: 93
Joined: Sep 2011
#9
08-03-2012, 04:44 PM
I guess nobody remembered that today in 1895 Neva Morris, Iowa's oldest person, was born.

Assholes.
Reply
HairOfTheDog Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 29,189
Threads: 391
Joined: Aug 2011
#10
08-03-2012, 04:46 PM
(08-03-2012, 04:44 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I guess nobody remembered that today in 1895 Neva Morris, Iowa's oldest person, was born.

Assholes.

I remembered, but LC usually opens up the birthday threads. I've just been waiting...
Reply
Riotgear Offline
Banned
Posts: 3,914
Threads: 93
Joined: Sep 2011
#11
08-03-2012, 05:19 PM
Well I knew you did. I was talking about everyone else.
Reply
HairOfTheDog Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 29,189
Threads: 391
Joined: Aug 2011
#12
08-03-2012, 05:39 PM
I'm surprised nobody beat me to this one:

On this day in 1974 - Guitarist Jeff Baxter quits Steely Dan and joins Doobie Brothers

That musta been a bittersweet day for stoner music fans... Torn.
Reply
Riotgear Offline
Banned
Posts: 3,914
Threads: 93
Joined: Sep 2011
#13
08-03-2012, 06:28 PM
Steely Dan stomps the DB's IMO. Not really my kind of music, but if it was there it is.
Reply
OnBendedKnee Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 4,352
Threads: 99
Joined: Dec 2008
#14
08-03-2012, 06:32 PM
TRIVIA:
Where did Steely Dan get his band name (and yes, it is the entire band's name, not his)?
Reply
Riotgear Offline
Banned
Posts: 3,914
Threads: 93
Joined: Sep 2011
#15
08-03-2012, 06:36 PM
I know. Can we make Sally google it again?
Reply
OnBendedKnee Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 4,352
Threads: 99
Joined: Dec 2008
#16
08-03-2012, 06:37 PM
Fool her once, shame on me... fool her twice. . .
Reply
Riotgear Offline
Banned
Posts: 3,914
Threads: 93
Joined: Sep 2011
#17
08-03-2012, 06:41 PM
Fool her twice then hang out and wait for a third time?
Reply
OnBendedKnee Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 4,352
Threads: 99
Joined: Dec 2008
#18
08-03-2012, 06:47 PM
Is Sally Ramsey?

(NOT rhetorical.)
Reply
Riotgear Offline
Banned
Posts: 3,914
Threads: 93
Joined: Sep 2011
#19
08-03-2012, 06:47 PM
Aussie Ramsally.
Reply
OnBendedKnee Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 4,352
Threads: 99
Joined: Dec 2008
#20
08-03-2012, 06:55 PM
Read a bumper sticker today, I like my violence like my beer. Domestic.
Reply