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SUMMER 2012
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#21
09-05-2012, 05:56 PM
I was just about to post that we'd probably be surprised at some of the people who've tried swinging, and then LC makes her statement.

Bang!
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#22
09-05-2012, 06:03 PM
(09-05-2012, 05:56 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I was just about to post that we'd probably be surprised at some of the people who've tried swinging, and then LC makes her statement.

Bang!

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#23
09-05-2012, 06:10 PM
(09-05-2012, 05:56 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I was just about to post that we'd probably be surprised at some of the people who've tried swinging, and then LC makes her statement.

Bang!

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#24
09-06-2012, 07:05 AM
When I went to see Kenny Chesney last year with The Chef, we met up with this couple that were staying at our hotel and caught the same shuttle bus we did. The wife sexually harassed and molested The Chef while I was watching a cover band before going into the stadium (much later in the day, this was) and I didn't know it. Before heading in, we exchanged numbers, while The Chef was all but ripping my arm out of my socket to get away from them. After we seperated, he said "DO YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE?!?!" and I said "yeah, that's so and so from Canada" and he said "THEYRE SWINGERS. AND THEY WANNA SWING. And there YOU are, exchanging phone numbers!!!" I was a little boozy, tail gating and all that and thought he meant swing like in swing-set so I said "There's no swing-set at the----OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH..........." The next morning when he went to get breakfast, he was gone about 35 minutes and I was scared they took him.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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#25
09-06-2012, 07:14 AM
(09-05-2012, 04:25 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(09-05-2012, 04:20 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(09-05-2012, 04:08 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(09-05-2012, 02:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-05-2012, 10:20 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: evenings on the new deck


What's the chances of you spouse swapping with those neighbors of yours that you got buzzed with a few weeks ago?

Never pursued it, but we ended up in their pool, very drunk. If it was ever going to happen, it was probably then. She's very attractive. I doubt anyone would have to twist my arm very hard.

your wife should twist your peepee hard! 153Sarcastic

I actually tease her all the time about neighbors or even total strangers being swingers that want to swap with us. It's nothing new, however, we've never actually tried it.

you better not or gonna come kick me ol' buddies ass! you have too beautiful a life to risk screwing it up over a romp...emotions can go haywire after something like that...i know you were just kidding but i'm watching you spy...Smiley_emoticons_smile
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09-06-2012, 07:23 AM
before i was married i was waitressing in fla...went out with a really cute business man ...was at a holiday inn on the water having drinks ...a very attractive brunette came up and whispered in his ear something...he smiled at her but said "no thanks"...

i was like "i didn't know you knew anyone in this area...blah blah...what did she say?" he finally said she was a total stranger and had asked if we wanted to go upstairs to their room and join she and her husband for some fun ..." shocked the hell out of me...that's been my only brush with that...

i like to share but my husband? nope. not a chance in hell.
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#27
09-06-2012, 03:53 PM
(09-05-2012, 01:53 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I would rather go to a batting cage than hit golf balls. Golf is boring.
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Different kind of satisfying. Arms don't get as tired
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#28
09-06-2012, 04:19 PM
(09-06-2012, 07:23 AM)pspence Wrote: before i was married i was waitressing in fla...went out with a really cute business man ...was at a holiday inn on the water having drinks ...a very attractive brunette came up and whispered in his ear something...he smiled at her but said "no thanks"...

i was like "i didn't know you knew anyone in this area...blah blah...what did she say?" he finally said she was a total stranger and had asked if we wanted to go upstairs to their room and join she and her husband for some fun ..." shocked the hell out of me...that's been my only brush with that...

i like to share but my husband? nope. not a chance in hell.

Would your husband share you?
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#29
09-06-2012, 05:03 PM
My friend and I once swapped guys that we were dating but I wouldn't do it now (although I would have thrown my husband in front of a semi for a chance at not gay George Clooney ten years ago).
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#30
09-06-2012, 06:31 PM
(09-06-2012, 05:03 PM)username Wrote: My friend and I once swapped guys that we were dating.

^^^^ I'm hereby referring to you as 'KinkyManUser' from now on.

K.M.U. for short.

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#31
09-06-2012, 06:31 PM
hah
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#32
09-06-2012, 06:34 PM
(09-06-2012, 05:03 PM)username Wrote: My friend and I once swapped guys that we were dating but I wouldn't do it now (although I would have thrown my husband in front of a semi for a chance at not gay George Clooney ten years ago).

If Ramsey was a lesbian she'd be glad you're not her wife.
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