CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK

[Duchess]

Like this?

[sally]

No one knows I ordered them. Next year everyone will think I'm going to take the same old box of ornaments out of the attic as always. I dont know what else to add to the food ornaments though that would compliment it, I was thinking of all white lights and frosted white snowflakes.

Have you seen the tree collars? They take the place of a tree skirt. I got a wicker one over the Summer. There are also boxes that I like too. 

Those are unique and would go good with my food themed tree. I could pile it with some apples around it.

[BigMark]

Yeah just like that.

[Maggot]

 .........its only for a few more days.

[HairOfTheDog]

No one knows I ordered them. Next year everyone will think I'm going to take the same old box of ornaments out of the attic as always. I dont know what else to add to the food ornaments though that would compliment it, I was thinking of all white lights and frosted white snowflakes.

Have you seen the tree collars? They take the place of a tree skirt. I got a wicker one over the Summer. There are also boxes that I like too. 

Those are pretty cool, especially the box.  I'm gonna grab one next year.

That tree is gorgeous.  Ours is pretty pitiful at this point.  :(

We got it on Dec. 8^th and it was dry and shedding just a week later, despite having plenty of water.  The same thing happened last year.

I don't know if it's because we use the heater and fireplace a lot or what.  But, next year we're not getting a tree until a week before Christmas.

[BigMark]

Slim pickings at that time.

[HairOfTheDog]

Slim pickings at that time.

Yeah, that's true.  But, I'd rather have a kinda scrawny tree with some life left in it on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day than a tall full dead one.

[Maggot]

It's an artificial tree for me next year one that has all the lights on it. real trees are getting old like me.

[cannongal]

I screwed up and got twice as many of these cool working wooden models of a jeep and a tractor trailer cab. 





Now I have two of each

Those are cool.

[Duchess]

Sally, if you choose one of those topiaries today you can get 30% off. The discount will be applied in your cart.

Unfortunately, that still isn't enough to get me to pull the trigger. I'll just lust after them.

[sally]

They are really nice and those yellow ones would match perfectly with the paint color of my house. I can picture my husband seeing them out front and asking me what the hell are those things. He's such a dumbass.

[Duchess]

Sally, do you use dishcloths?

[sally]

Yes, I fucking hate sponges. How do you clean a coutertop thoroughly with a sponge? Or anything for that matter. It doesn't get around into the corners and stuff and just mostly pisses me off.

[Maggot]

You're hired!!! Dag-nabbit!!!

[Duchess]

Yes, I fucking hate sponges. How do you clean a coutertop thoroughly with a sponge? Or anything for that matter. It doesn't get around into the corners and stuff and just mostly pisses me off.

Exactly. I don't know how some women manage their kitchens without one, but some do. I need to be able to wipe shit down.

I need new ones, the ones I have I've had for years and I can't recall where I got them. Not all dishcloths are created equal.

[sally]

I need new ones too. My son's girlfriend only uses sponges in the kitchen, she ain't no Susie homemaker thats for sure.

[Clang McFly]

Yes, I fucking hate sponges. How do you clean a coutertop thoroughly with a sponge? Or anything for that matter. It doesn't get around into the corners and stuff and just mostly pisses me off.

Exactly. I don't know how some women manage their kitchens without one, but some do. I need to be able to wipe shit down.

I need new ones, the ones I have I've had for years and I can't recall where I got them. Not all dishcloths are created equal.

You can wipe shit down with paper towels.Dish cloth for drying dishes, sponge for washing dishes.

[sally]

I use a crap load of paper towels too. Just not into sponges.

[cannongal]

Yes, I fucking hate sponges. How do you clean a coutertop thoroughly with a sponge? Or anything for that matter. It doesn't get around into the corners and stuff and just mostly pisses me off.

I use crochet dish cloths on my countertops and tables,  and toss out my dish washing sponge every day.

[Clang McFly]

Yes, I fucking hate sponges. How do you clean a coutertop thoroughly with a sponge? Or anything for that matter. It doesn't get around into the corners and stuff and just mostly pisses me off.

I use crochet dish cloths on my countertops and tables,  and toss out my dish washing sponge every day.

Well la dee da....I wish I had new dish sponge every day money. Us common folk, rinse and reuse our sponges for days/months.