WHERE DO THE SOCKS GO?

[ramseycat]

I know this is a soup chickeny topic but I am annoyed. We all take off two socks and put them in the hamper. I put two socks in the washer and the dryer. Why is it that I am always missing socks when I go to fold the laundry? Where are the fucking socks going?? I have to run to Target at lunch and buy socks for all of us. Again. It's really pissing me off.

[ramseycat]

Either no one cares or no one knows where the socks are. I am going with the latter.

[HairOfTheDog]

My understanding is that the Socks are all over at TK and/or trapped in Mock's purgatory.

[Duchess]

[username]

My understanding is that the Socks are all over at TK and/or trapped in Mock's purgatory.

^^ What he said.

[HairOfTheDog]

My understanding is that the Socks are all over at TK and/or trapped in Mock's purgatory.

^^ What he said.

I'm going to work now. THEN, I will be continuing to develop my loooong list of issues demanding your immediate attention, fellar.

[FAHQTOO]

Yeah, that's a big CLUCK, CLUCK...just like all of your boring posts. I think if you had your way, you would turn this place into a mommy board. Think of another boring thread, nobody gives a shit where the other sock goes. Go buy more, like a normal person.

[Duchess]

When I first saw the title to this thread I didn't even consider it was in regards to what we put on our feet, I thought it was going to be about what people use to hide their persona online.

Let's hijack her thread.

[ramseycat]

Kiss my ass F2. When was the last time you started a thread? If you have some weighty issues on your mind you want to discuss here at Mock, feel free to start a discussion. This morning I was pissed because I couldn't find some damn socks. Sorry if that is too mundane for you.

Clang, please ask your friends over their at TK if I can have my damn socks back. Fuckers.

[Duchess]

I like it when you start threads, Ramsey.

[Sphincter Cop]

Is it odd that missing socks made me think of masturabtion ?




I found this on ASK YAHOO or whatever the fuck it is. Very interesting.

Is sock masturbation normal?

I masturbate using a sock. I did it about 30 times. I used my dad's socks. I am 13. I sometimes tie the sock around my penis and go up and down. My penis size is about 2 inches. Sometimes the socks don't fit, so i use short ones. Is it normal? Have you ever done it? I just can't help it. I used to have a foot fetish, but it feels good. My dad has hanes, short socks, long white gold toe socks, and long white socks. My socks are always too clean, so i don't use them. I use dirty ones because my dad wears them for a week.

Then there is this fucking freak...jesus christ! I just died laughing!




But honestly, I don't know why your socks are missing.

[Duchess]

I watched the video. Who knew.

Hey Ramsey, do you still question where the socks went?

[ramseycat]

I watched the video. Who knew.

Hey Ramsey, do you still question where the socks went?

Gawdammit. You know I have two boys don't you? Jesus Fucking Christ.

[Duchess]

I lol'ed.

[JsMom]

You just had to ask about the socks didn't you Rams.

[ramseycat]

You just had to ask about the socks didn't you Rams.

I know right? Stupid socks.

[Clang McFly]

Clang, please ask your friends over their at TK if I can have my damn socks back. Fuckers.

Fuck you, ramsey do your own dirty work. And learn how to do laundry.

I bet the missing socks are stuck to the back of shirts, pants and dresses. Static cling, google it bitch. And then buy some dryer sheets.

[ramseycat]

Clang, please ask your friends over their at TK if I can have my damn socks back. Fuckers.

Fuck you, ramsey do your own dirty work. And learn how to do laundry.

I bet the missing socks are stuck to the back of shirts, pants and dresses. Static cling, google it bitch. And then buy some dryer sheets.

wow someone's in a mood. I use Downey not cheap ass dryers sheets. And if you could read you would see that someone else said that TK had the socks.

[sally]

Besides for your kids cumming in them, you might want to check behind the washer and dryer every once in a while, asshole.

[Clang McFly]

Clang, please ask your friends over their at TK if I can have my damn socks back. Fuckers.

Fuck you, ramsey do your own dirty work. And learn how to do laundry.

I bet the missing socks are stuck to the back of shirts, pants and dresses. Static cling, google it bitch. And then buy some dryer sheets.

wow someone's in a mood. I use Downey not cheap ass dryers sheets. And if you could read you would see that someone else said that TK had the socks.

Yeah I read that TK had the socks. So what? Lazy laundry bitch.

:p(don't chop my arms off. I'm not in mood, except a mocking mood)