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No fear, I'm here.
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04-15-2009, 09:52 AM
These new introductory threads are like going to the mail box. I always have a gleeful moment and positive belief I'm going to find something good but then I unlock the box only to find two-for-one flyers to greasy fast food joints and other assorted junk mail.
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04-15-2009, 10:08 AM
you still have the bitch name incorrect. you are further proving what a dumb ass you are right off the bat.
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04-15-2009, 10:32 AM
OnBendedKnee Wrote:These new introductory threads are like going to the mail box. I always have a gleeful moment and positive belief I'm going to find something good but then I unlock the box only to find two-for-one flyers to greasy fast food joints and other assorted junk mail.
Unfortunately, you are correct. Even worse, you feel like you've received this particular junk mail before.
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04-15-2009, 11:32 AM
But yet, a new day filled with anticipation.
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04-15-2009, 11:34 AM
It's just all overwhelming sometimes.21
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04-15-2009, 11:36 PM
OneBulletLeft Wrote:There's my avvy, you cranky fucks. All I could dig up was an old baby pic.I mean it's no aptly used,nuclear middle finger or anything totally radlike that ::nuts::, but damn I was cute.
Shame that your looks went downhill as you grew up... if you ever did.

I'm still kind of picturing you as a mildly drooling teen covertly copping a feel (of himself) as he stares blankly at the screen, every so often popping a zit and eating the cheese that comes out.
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04-16-2009, 01:27 AM
"Retards in 4th grade can swing the few simple rules"

I'm livin' proof......................................:dude:
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04-16-2009, 05:39 AM
OneBulletLeft Wrote:damn I was cute.
No, baby, you were not..You were a hideous little bastard with your lil' razor teeth & glow in the dark eyeballs...Your mama lied to you.
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04-16-2009, 05:45 AM
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OneBulletLeft Wrote:damn I was cute.
No, baby, you were not..You were a hideous little bastard with your lil' razor teeth & glow in the dark eyeballs...Your mama lied to you.
Cute is relative... apparently he grew up to be a real humdinger.
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04-16-2009, 05:50 AM
This thread is worthless without pictures.
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#31
04-16-2009, 06:12 AM
lock the thread. this idiot is not serious enough to participate actively then who give a shit about them. lock it and let them try again (if they ever come back). what a joke.
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04-16-2009, 09:17 AM
[user=47]Liquid[/user] wrote:
Quote:lock the thread. this idiot is not serious enough to participate actively then who give a shit about them. lock it and let them try again (if they ever come back). what a joke.



Slow your roll there, ya snot nosed dink.
OBL works damn near as much as me and I work 14 to 16 hours a day.

The Jackass will be back around, to trash on the worthy and piss out the liquids.


Hold your breath, little man and drunktard just might take a shit in your general direction, we know how that gets you all giddy....not that you're worthy.






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04-16-2009, 09:20 AM
Borndragon ~ my friend is a dope.


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04-16-2009, 09:36 AM
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:Borndragon ~ my friend is a dope.



Borndragon ~ Exactly, the two of you should get along
smashingly N'shit.
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04-16-2009, 10:46 AM
If he's anything like Born, he needs to come back..pronto !
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04-17-2009, 01:08 AM
Damn, I didn't think this was going to be another full time job. All this attention is bringing me into a state of anxiety. I'm sweating so much that it's cascading down the crack of my ass and forming a puddle on the floor that oddly smells like Middlefinger's upper lip...

Due to my anxious state, don't mind my spelling/grammar/punctuation mistakes. I'm at the point to where I don't even know what a semicolon is...sounds half-assed to me...



BTW, Middle, That was SEMICOLON, not Semen colon.




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04-17-2009, 01:22 AM
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OneBulletLeft Wrote:damn I was cute.
No, baby, you were not..You were a hideous little bastard with your lil' razor teeth & glow in the dark eyeballs...Your mama lied to you.

I am going to SLAP that lying bitch. style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #dddddd"MOM YOU SUCK!!! THANK you for telling me what no one else had the balls to say. I didn'tknow that I looked like an offspring from the weird stomach- baby- thing from Total Recall who mated with anAddams family reject...

Well I'm glad I'm behind a keyboard so I can keep up the pretense that I'm attractive.

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style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #dddddd"Once again, MOM YOU SUCK!!!
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04-17-2009, 01:45 AM
[user=171]OneBulletLeft[/user] wrote:
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OneBulletLeft Wrote: damn I was cute.
    No, baby, you were not..You were a hideous little bastard with your lil' razor teeth & glow in the dark eyeballs...Your mama lied to you.

I am going to SLAP that lying bitch. style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #dddddd"MOM YOU SUCK!!!  THANK you for  telling me what no one else had the balls to say.  I didn't know that I looked like an offspring from the weird stomach- baby- thing from Total Recall who mated with an  Addams family reject...

Well I'm glad I'm behind a keyboard so I can keep up the pretense that I'm attractive.

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style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #dddddd"Once again, MOM YOU SUCK!!!



You "style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #dddddd"MOM YOU SUCK!!!" posting fuck....



I see you finally figured out your bitch name..



What else you got for the people of Mock?








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04-17-2009, 06:25 AM
What is the deal with this dweeb?
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04-17-2009, 10:08 AM
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:What is the deal with this dweeb?


Thank fuck Sinister is no longer with us, Frank...you are so brutal at this newbie initiation shit, you claim to love so much.



The members have voted MF.....





and you've been voted pussy of the year.
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