PISS TEST

[Duchess]

Have you ever had to take one for a job?

I never have & I'm almost positive if that were a requirement I wouldn't apply for the job.

[thekid65]

Not to get hired, but awhile back my company instituted random testing, which has since been discontinued. At that point, all I was doing was drinking, and smoking a little herb on occasion. When they started the policy, they gave notice that everyone was going to be tested sometime the following month. Which was very cool, they gave you a chance to get all the crap out of your system. They rightfully figured, if you couldnt manage to lay off the herb, or any other drugs for a little over 30 days, then you've got a problem, and really shouldnt be working there.

Now you just have to pass a test in order to get hired.

[Eat Shit And Die]

Nope I have never even been asked.

[Eat Shit And Die]

Maybe they can just tell looking at me ::shrugs::

[QueenBee]

I did once..back in the 80s. It was totally freaky as a nurse actually stood right there and watched.

[Eat Shit And Die]

Did you pull the same face as the cat in your avatar?

[FAHQTOO]

Yes...but I know how to pass them. Never even skipped a day smoking.

[Midwest Spy]

Took several in the service.

Not one in civilian life.

[Duchess]

Took several in the service.

What would have happened if you had come up with a positive test? Is that grounds for discharge?

[Midwest Spy]

Took several in the service.

What would have happened if you had come up with a positive test? Is that grounds for discharge?

The guys I knew ended up serving time in Leavenworth, KS.

Then they were dishonorably discharged after serving their time.

[ramseycat]

Yes...but I know how to pass them. Never even skipped a day smoking.

We need to talk.

[Maggot]

When I was in the service everyone smoked weed or hash, there were no piss tests.

[Midwest Spy]

When I was in the service everyone smoked weed or hash, there were no piss tests.

I was stationed in Panama in 1990. A brand new airman was sent to us out of technical school.

Within 3 days of arriving, he'd gone AWOL and was discovered in downtown Panama City completely strung out on drugs.

The Air Force apparently cared as he was shipped directly to Leavenworth.

[Clang McFly]

Walmart makes you take a piss test to get hired.
And Market Strategies did a random drug test once.

[Eat Shit And Die]

They might have just been trying to determine if you were human...

[Duchess]

[Eat Shit And Die]

[Clang McFly]

They might have just been trying to determine if you were human...

I'm not human. The movie E.T. is autobiographical. I've loved wearing dresses ever since Gertie put me in one. Also, its hard picking your nose or scratching your balls when your finger glows.

[username]

For work? No. Regularly though when I was on probation.

[Duchess]

Jesus is watching you, Clang.