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EX LAPD COP Christopher Dorner
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#21
02-08-2013, 01:55 PM
Who will play him when the Hollywood movie is cast?
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#22
02-08-2013, 02:54 PM
(02-08-2013, 10:55 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: So . . .

How much will the Asians in the Blue Toyota get after being wounded by LAPD, thinking they were Dorner?

Over thirty rounds and just wounded?

Wow!

No wonder high capacity mags are needed.

Lousy shots.

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I heard they were shot at but I didn't know it was 30 rounds. I can just picture those people...

"WHAT THE RUCK"?!?
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02-08-2013, 03:11 PM
(02-08-2013, 02:54 PM)username Wrote:
(02-08-2013, 10:55 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: So . . .

How much will the Asians in the Blue Toyota get after being wounded by LAPD, thinking they were Dorner?

Over thirty rounds and just wounded?

Wow!

No wonder high capacity mags are needed.

Lousy shots.

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I heard they were shot at but I didn't know it was 30 rounds. I can just picture those people...

"WHAT THE RUCK"?!?

I thought they couldn't say the letter 'L' not the letter 'F'?

You know, like 'A Frock of Seagulls'?

You better head back to the spa, and leave the witty commentary to Ramsey.
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02-08-2013, 03:18 PM
(02-08-2013, 03:11 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I thought they couldn't say the letter 'L' not the letter 'F'?

You know, like 'A Frock of Seagulls'?

You better head back to the spa, and leave the witty commentary to Ramsey.

Do you see an L in there, dumbass? I had to improvise.
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02-08-2013, 03:24 PM
(02-08-2013, 03:18 PM)username Wrote:
(02-08-2013, 03:11 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I thought they couldn't say the letter 'L' not the letter 'F'?

You know, like 'A Frock of Seagulls'?

You better head back to the spa, and leave the witty commentary to Ramsey.

Do you see an L in there, dumbass? I had to improvise.

If that's the case, you'd better head back to improvisition school and skip the spa.
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02-08-2013, 03:40 PM
(02-08-2013, 03:24 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: If that's the case, you'd better head back to improvisition school and skip the spa.

You want a piece of me? Huh???? Catfight Bring it!! Step outside of the crime forum right now, muthafucker!


WTF is an improvisition anyway...
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02-08-2013, 03:43 PM
I just read that the police are now saying Dorner has "vanished" and could be anywhere.
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02-08-2013, 03:47 PM
(02-08-2013, 03:40 PM)username Wrote:
(02-08-2013, 03:24 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: If that's the case, you'd better head back to improvisition school and skip the spa.

You want a piece of me? Huh???? Catfight Bring it!! Step outside of the crime forum right now, muthafucker!


WTF is an improvisition anyway...

Got me on the spelling error.

Nice catch.

Too bad Dick's not around.

We could count on many of those every day.
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02-08-2013, 04:03 PM
(02-08-2013, 02:54 PM)username Wrote: I heard they were shot at but I didn't know it was 30 rounds. I can just picture those people...

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02-08-2013, 04:19 PM
They just found a missing page from Dorner's manifesto.

It contained only this sentence:

'After nine days I let the horse run free, cuz the desert had turned to sea.'

That guy could be ANYwhere...
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02-08-2013, 04:20 PM
I just checked.
He's not in the trunk of my car.
(There wouldn't be room anyway as that is where my unicorn sleeps.)
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02-08-2013, 04:37 PM
Whoa. The people in that car ought to be dead. It's a good thing Asians are little people.
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02-08-2013, 04:42 PM


He's aware he's being hunted like a dog, he's probably dead by his own hand now.
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02-08-2013, 04:44 PM
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On a serious note, having read his manifesto, I honestly do not believe his personality is the type to take his own life.
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02-08-2013, 04:46 PM
(02-08-2013, 04:44 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: ^
On a serious note, having read his manifesto, I honestly do not believe his personality is the type to take his own life.

I hope not. That would seriously mess up this thread.
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02-08-2013, 04:56 PM
(02-08-2013, 04:19 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: They just found a missing page from Dorner's manifesto.

It contained only this sentence:

'After nine days I let the horse run free, cuz the desert had turned to sea.'

That guy could be ANYwhere...

Actually, that narrows down his potential location. Dorner must be somewhere where there are plants and birds, and rocks and things; with sand and hills and rings. And since he obviously loves America, that rules out Mexico. Right?
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02-08-2013, 05:06 PM
You know that fucker is riding a horse with no name, somewhere in the desert.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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02-08-2013, 05:09 PM
Or...could be traveling on the Ventura Highway....man...could be a tough one to find
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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#39
02-08-2013, 05:31 PM
And then the crazy people get involved........it appears this youtuber is serious. This artist in training has decided to give us a glimpse into what disguises may be utilized. hah

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02-08-2013, 05:35 PM
(02-08-2013, 05:09 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Or...could be traveling on the Ventura Highway....man...could be a tough one to find

Maybe not so tough, Kid, if Sister Golden Hair is traveling with Dorner. Two lonely people, thinking that life has passed them by. One a large heavily-armed black man, the other a blonde flower girl. Sharing a horse with no name, riding that highway in the sky. Someone's bound to spot them.

Damn I hope they catch this guy soon. I agree with OBK; I don't think he'll kill himself. I think he's gonna go down fighting.
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