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02-08-2013, 08:46 AM


There is such a thing as National Black Hiv/Aids Awareness Day?

Well, there is and their slogan is "Our ancestors fought that we might be free - even from HIV".

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02-08-2013, 08:51 AM
They prob'ly fought that oh-barma was thy'r save-yor too!

I know, I know, but say it with ESAD's accent...
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02-08-2013, 08:53 AM
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02-08-2013, 01:14 PM
(02-08-2013, 08:46 AM)Duchess Wrote:

There is such a thing as National Black Hiv/Aids Awareness Day?

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Yah Ta Hey!

Dere's ones for dem Natives, too! March 20.

Dey gots one for dem gay menz, but not dem lesbos or tards.

Dat's not right!
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02-08-2013, 01:27 PM
(02-08-2013, 01:14 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Dere's ones for dem Natives, too! March 20.


That's also National Ravioli Day & two weeks earlier, on the 6th, is National White Chocolate Cheesecake Day. Who knew!
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02-08-2013, 01:51 PM
Today must be "national post something inane day"
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02-08-2013, 01:56 PM


Nope, National Molasses Bar Day.
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02-08-2013, 01:58 PM
Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch REALLY?
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02-08-2013, 01:59 PM


Really...and tomorrow is National Bagels & Lox Day.
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02-08-2013, 02:23 PM
It will take me a week to get over mole asses barday.
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02-08-2013, 02:23 PM
Go fly a kite!

Today's national "fly a kite day"...

Did you know? Kites were first used by the military in ancient China over 3,000 years ago. They'd fasten light explosives to the kites and detonate them over enemy camps.
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02-08-2013, 02:26 PM
I bet they used remote control to detonate them.
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02-08-2013, 02:26 PM
If I had to choose kites or dolphins for military work, I'd choose dolphins.
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02-08-2013, 02:33 PM
(02-08-2013, 01:27 PM)Duchess Wrote: National White Chocolate Cheesecake Day.

What kind of monster/idiot would ruin a perfectly good cheesecake with white chocolate? Yuck.
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02-08-2013, 02:41 PM
Lets go fly a kike up to the highest heights..........
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02-08-2013, 04:02 PM
(02-08-2013, 02:26 PM)Maggot Wrote: I bet they used remote control to detonate them.

I love Chinese kites (and lanterns and masks), but I don't know much about ancient explosives.

I suppose that the string could be considered an ancient form of "remotely controlling" the kite which was possibly navigated to crash into structures within/around the enemy camp, or maybe the explosive kite was shot down by arrow or something once it sailed over the enemy camp. This is my 小爆炸 (small bang) detonation guesstimation theory for which there is no factual basis or confirmation.

I also read that the Chinese fitted kites with hooks and bait and used them for fishing, but I don't know exactly how that worked either.

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02-08-2013, 04:21 PM
Chinese kites?
How racist!

The Chinese did invent gunpowder though, so maybe.
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02-08-2013, 05:13 PM
(02-08-2013, 04:21 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Chinese kites?
How racist!

The Chinese did invent gunpowder though, so maybe.

Smiley_emoticons_smile You're right, that did sound like blatant kite racism. Truly, I like all kites, not just Chinese ones.

The traditional Chinese dragon kites are the coolest though.

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