AN AGE-OLD QUESTION

[sally]

I've never watched The Sound of Music.

Who would want to? "Oh hey guys, you want to come over and watch the Sound Of Music, no we're gonna stay home and stick our dicks in the meat grinder".

[Maggot]

I thought "The sound of music" was so damn good when I watched it that I can still watch it and be mesmerized by the music. Now what happened to Maria is that she realized that her life was not a pre-ordained skulpted road and that she was the captain of her own ship.

Marias sister on the other hand is still busy circumcising young men using the "kick in the jaw" method (although she uses dentures)

[username]

I've never watched The Sound of Music.

Who would want to? "Oh hey guys, you want to come over and watch the Sound Of Music, no we're gonna stay home and stick our dicks in the meat grinder".

[ramseycat]

I've never watched The Sound of Music.

Me either. No interest.

In my production, you play the part of young Liesl.

She's enamored with Rolfe (played by Cracker).

You two have a five minute scene, in the rain, dancing and singing together.

We're gonna need your best effort.

Are you out of your mind ? Cracker is going to kick me and try to push me in the mud. Cracker is not worth me breaking a nail.

[HairOfTheDog]

We will be adding many love scenes to this production between the Captain and Maria (and cutting out one of the Captain's many 'Edelweis' scenes).

You're welcome to direct if you'd like.

If I'm concentrating on HotD (like she deserves), I won't be able to function in other critical areas.

Aussie's been my understudy and has nudged me out; she should take over the role, MS. It's for the best. She's got the energy and the chops for Maria Von Trapp.

Along those lines, if you and Tiki ever decide to stage a production of "All About Eve", I'd be all over the role of Margo Channing. I love Bette Davis's lines in that movie.

[Maggot]

I've never watched The Sound of Music.

Who would want to? "Oh hey guys, you want to come over and watch the Sound Of Music, no we're gonna stay home and stick our dicks in the meat grinder".

[Midwest Spy]

We will be adding many love scenes to this production between the Captain and Maria (and cutting out one of the Captain's many 'Edelweis' scenes).

You're welcome to direct if you'd like.

If I'm concentrating on HotD (like she deserves), I won't be able to function in other critical areas.

Aussie's been my understudy and has nudged me out; she should take over the role, MS. It's for the best. She's got the energy and the chops for Maria Von Trapp.

Along those lines, if you and Tiki ever decide to stage a production of "All About Eve", I'd be all over the role of Margo Channing. I love Bette Davis's lines in that movie.

I appreciate you deferring to Aussie, but I'm looking for someone to really 'fill out' her lederhosen.

Come to think of it, we may not even have any singing.

In fact, try to envision you and I as William Hurt and Kathleen Turner in 'Body Heat'.

[HairOfTheDog]

We will be adding many love scenes to this production between the Captain and Maria (and cutting out one of the Captain's many 'Edelweis' scenes).

You're (Tiki) welcome to direct if you'd like.

If I'm concentrating on HotD (like she deserves), I won't be able to function in other critical areas.

I see where you're trying to go with this, MS. I doubt Tiki's up for directing the porno version of Sound of Music. I'm out. You might still be able to get aussie to do it though; wave a bowl of extra buttery popcorn in front of her - that might close the deal.

[Midwest Spy]

We will be adding many love scenes to this production between the Captain and Maria (and cutting out one of the Captain's many 'Edelweis' scenes).

You're (Tiki) welcome to direct if you'd like.

If I'm concentrating on HotD (like she deserves), I won't be able to function in other critical areas.

I see where you're trying to go with this, MS. I doubt Tiki's up for directing the porno version of Sound of Music. I'm out. You might still be able to get aussie to do it though; wave a bowl of extra buttery popcorn in front of her - that might close the deal.

Hmmm...

I really thought you'd jump in with both feet for something like this?

It's got some real potential.

[BlueTiki]

I doubt Tiki's up for directing the porno version of Sound of Music. I'm out. You might still be able to get aussie to do it though; wave a bowl of extra buttery popcorn in front of her - that might close the deal.

Sorry, Spy . . . I'm out.

I quit producing porno versions after losing big with "The Loin King", "War Whores" and "Shaving Ryan's Privates".

[Duchess]

*snicker* The Loin King.

[Midwest Spy]

I doubt Tiki's up for directing the porno version of Sound of Music. I'm out. You might still be able to get aussie to do it though; wave a bowl of extra buttery popcorn in front of her - that might close the deal.

Sorry, Spy . . . I'm out.

I quit producing porno versions after losing big with "The Loin King", "War Whores" and "Shaving Ryan's Privates".

I thought 'Shaving Ryan's Privates' won some awards for you?

Well, this is a real kick in the junk.

I was really looking forward to getting HotD out of her knickers (from a purely professional standpoint, of course).

[HairOfTheDog]

Sorry, MS, my porn days are over too; two was enough.

Rambone wasn't so bad. But, Charlie's Anals was a total pain in the ass. Never again.

[username]

I doubt Tiki's up for directing the porno version of Sound of Music. I'm out. You might still be able to get aussie to do it though; wave a bowl of extra buttery popcorn in front of her - that might close the deal.

Sorry, Spy . . . I'm out.

I quit producing porno versions after losing big with "The Loin King", "War Whores" and "Shaving Ryan's Privates".

ICK!! YUK!! PATOOEY!!

Thanks a lot, Tiki!! My son's name is Ryan.

[BlueTiki]

Thanks a lot, Tiki!! My son's name is Ryan.

Buy him a No-No.

You'll be "Saving Ryan's Privates".

[OnBendedKnee]

One of the greatest joys in life is to cuddle with the one you love on a rainy, gloomy afternoon- pop some corn, crack open an ice-cold rootbeer and enjoy the musical stylings of, "The Sound of Music".
A pleasant second feature is to follow it up with, "The Notebook" or even "Terms of Endearment".

Just have a box of tissues close by and prepare for a lengthy conversation afterward.

[Older Than Dirt]

I can't yodel !!! sorry

[Duchess]

A nun, he has me pegged as a nun for christssake. Sumbitch.

[HairOfTheDog]

A nun, he has me pegged as a nun for christssake. Sumbitch.

That whole “Sound of Music” production bit is just a front. Midwest Spy is a lecherous bastard who’s trying to lure us in to his “close-knit production family” under false pretenses. His plan is to groom us for use in turning his life’s dream into reality; “Midwest Spy, porn star/director extraordinaire”.

I have it on good source that he’s actually looking to produce a porn version of a 1997 hit film about the porn biz and has succeeded in casting a couple of the Mock men.

A Mock/MS Reproduction


The character Jack Horner to be played by: Midwest Spy


The character Dirk Diggler to be played by: The Kid


The character Reed Rothchild to by played by: Jimbone


The character Scotty J. to be played by: Clang McFly

[aussiefriend]

I see where you're trying to go with this, MS. I doubt Tiki's up for directing the porno version of Sound of Music. I'm out. You might still be able to get aussie to do it though; wave a bowl of extra buttery popcorn in front of her - that might close the deal.

You is cruisin' for a bruisin'. The popcorn is for my guests, not me.