CPR

[JsMom]

Like I said panzyass I'll say what I want. Yes the article is here somewhere but nowhere does it say the bullshit you spewed. I'll tell the whole fucking story right here right fucking now. I have nothing to hide and No damn reason to lie. People can say whateverthefuck they want but to say I did it intentionally is fucking sick and twisted. Point Blank.

[Cracker]

For The Record! I will NEVER bring my son up again!

hahahahahahahahaha!

Nobody said intentionally. You are lying again. Unintentionally would be a better word.

Now call me a cunt again...

(Still not understanding why you would bring it up in THIS thread after garnering sympathy when it was mentioned yesterday. Makes no sense.)

[JsMom]

That was 2 fucking years ago and I since then say I'll post what I want about "my" son.

And ummm yah your buttbuddy Crash said it was intentional Cunt I don't have to lie to you. FFS. Go suck Crashs dick some more and maybe that will take your mind off me and my life.

[username]

n/m

[Cracker]

Maybe you shouldn't bring it up if it makes you this angry. Not here, at least. Maybe everybody would forget if you didn't use it every chance you get. I bet Maytee doesn't even keep her shit going for 6 or 7 years.

crash didn't use the word "intentional" or even imply it. He explained what he meant. And you knew what he meant before the explanation. Then you brought it back up here again so I assumed you wanted to discuss it...

I didn't need the mental CPR picture to go with the rest of it. I think it's fucking sad as hell. Very disturbing. Hate it for you and his brother. I truly hope you don't bring it up IRL all the time because at some point it is harmful to the survivors. Like Johnny's brothers.

There is a lesson here somewhere.

[BlueTiki]

Nah.

Dial "911" and finish making dinner.

Ill say whatever the fuck I want. When I want. What you have to say doesn't bother me. So...continue with your boring life being a troll who likes to write essays that us "cows" could give two shits about. I guess your dumbass will never learn. How can someone be so intelligent but lack the common sense to know the difference between us caring what you think and us laughing at your ass because you think we care. Pfft.

I see Im always on your mind though.

Now shove that up your bitter old ass and go play with Crash, in rush hour traffic.

Hey stupid . . .

I was offering advice to Sally to ignore a Google search and just call 911 (like the nurse) THEN get back to making dinner.

You never entered my thought process.

Congrats that you thought I was posting about you.

Wow!

I see you're still pissed at the world because you were doing 'whatever' and let your kid drown.

Bummer for you . . . you sound eerily like Maytee on a good day.

But hey . . . thanks for taking the time to read my drivel.

I'm glad I used small words.

[BlueTiki]

How complicated is it? I've seen it done before and I thought it was one of those things that once you learn how to do it properly, you don't forget untill you get alzheimers. I guess I was wrong.

Think Stayin' Alive.

I'm not joking.

This is from the AHA.

I just think the death of a child is not up for mocking. If you do, fine. But expect some people to think its cruel.

I wasn't mocking the death of a Mock member's child.

However . . . the actions, comments and attitudes of the mothers of dead children are fodder for publicly posting my personal postitions.

Dead adult children are fair game as are mothers of dead minors.

May I suggest that if you find my attitude offensive, then place me on "Ignore".

It would hurt me deeply to think I caused a member discomfort or distress.

[thekid65]

Do you know how to give it?

Funny you mention that. Just got an email for the refresher course at work next Wed.

[JsMom]

Nah.

Dial "911" and finish making dinner.

Ill say whatever the fuck I want. When I want. What you have to say doesn't bother me. So...continue with your boring life being a troll who likes to write essays that us "cows" could give two shits about. I guess your dumbass will never learn. How can someone be so intelligent but lack the common sense to know the difference between us caring what you think and us laughing at your ass because you think we care. Pfft.

I see Im always on your mind though.

Now shove that up your bitter old ass and go play with Crash, in rush hour traffic.

Hey stupid . . .

I was offering advice to Sally to ignore a Google search and just call 911 (like the nurse) THEN get back to making dinner.

You never entered my thought process.

Congrats that you thought I was posting about you.

Wow!

I see you're still pissed at the world because you were doing 'whatever' and let your kid drown.

Bummer for you . . . you sound eerily like Maytee on a good day.

But hey . . . thanks for taking the time to read my drivel.

I'm glad I used small words.

I was replying to Cracker, not you.

[Duchess]

Do you all know how to perform the Heimlich maneuver?

[JsMom]

Yes.

[ramseycat]

I remember learning the Heimlich and CPR in health class. I doubt I could do it today though.

[BlueTiki]

I was replying to Cracker, not you.

Maybe next time type your response under HER quote.

Sorry you missed that.

Lemme guess . . . you were distracted for just a moment and you lost sight of the damned quote you really wanted to use?

[JsMom]

That is completely true. :/

I think if you are going to bitch about someone saying something mean, you should stop bringing it up yourself.

All you bleeding hearts should thump yourselves in the fucking forehead about now...

I feel fully justified in laugh out loud:

Nah.

Dial "911" and finish making dinner.

Ill say whatever the fuck I want. When I want. What you have to say doesn't bother me. So...continue with your boring life being a troll who likes to write essays that us "cows" could give two shits about. I guess your dumbass will never learn. How can someone be so intelligent but lack the common sense to know the difference between us caring what you think and us laughing at your ass because you think we care. Pfft.

I see Im always on your mind though.

Now shove that up your bitter old ass and go play with Crash, in rush hour traffic.

Blue~maybe you can see it now. I wasn't referring to your post! Like I said earlier.

[BlueTiki]

Yeah . . . I see.

Response begins after my quote NOT after Cracker's last statement:

"I feel fully justified in laugh out loud:"

My quote wasn't needed to fuel your rage.

Maybe less anger and better editing before posting?

Just sayin'.

[Cracker]

I don't think I would give a stinky homeless person CPR. I might pound them on the chest a few times, but that's about it. Same with fatties. Why prolong the inevitable? Same if they are choking. If I can't reach around you, I can't help you.

Just make sure you don't smell funny when you leave the house and I might save you.

(I just posted this to make the crazy one come look to see if I posted about her drama again. You know she checked. I'm sure she was ready to curse at me again and then had to swallow the anger. I'm a shit sometimes.)

[BlueTiki]

I don't think I would give a stinky homeless person CPR.

But you'd dial 911 if they weren't black . . . right?

Or pull them from a pool?

[Cracker]

Yup.

I just think I couldn't go for the gold if I smelled funk. I'm weird about that. And I don't like two touch two many adults. People hug me all the time (I'm precious) but I think they wouldn't if they knew I was thinking "fuck, please don't touch me." I only like to touch some people. Most people have odd-feeling skin.

[username]

To bad for the fatties, I suppose. I'm not sure how effective giving chest compressions to something with the body mass of a whale would be anyway. Maybe in that case you're better off just jumping up and down on their chest like it's a trampoline to the tune of Stayin Alive. I think a twig like me might have to do that. Aussie not so much although it would make a good video.

[sally]

I'm not going to bother learning it, I really don't want to feel pressured into giving fat, smelly people mouth to mouth.