Hello

[Duchess]

Do I offend you? Do you think I am retarded?

I'm not easily offended, so no & I'm not prepared to answer the second question yet. I need more time.

[JsMom]

I'm the Mock tard and I'm getting offended. I think he's trying to steal my damn thunder.

Looks like I am doing something right. I have officially offended somebody.

I sure hope you hadn't gotten your hopes up.

Well fuck me running, I thought you complemented me. Now I will saw off my own head.

Compl"i"ment you, Never!

[MIKE JONES]

So can anybody give me the "full" requirements to become a member? I am still fenced. I have tried everything to win your hearts, insults, being funny. Short of cutting off my wiener I am clueless.

[MIKE JONES]

Do I offend you? Do you think I am retarded?

I'm not easily offended, so no & I'm not prepared to answer the second question yet. I need more time.

Damn, every girl I met says the same thing, "I need more time". Would It make you feel better if I left?

[Duchess]

So can anybody give me the "full" requirements to become a member? I am still fenced.

Exactly what do you think you are missing out on? What do you think being a full Member gets you?

[MIKE JONES]

So can anybody give me the "full" requirements to become a member? I am still fenced.

Exactly what do you think you are missing out on? What do you think being a full Member gets you?

Ummmm being able to use the search button for one.

[MIKE JONES]

This is what happens when I try to search:

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[Clang McFly]

Short of cutting off my wiener I am clueless.

Do that. Post pics. Mock women love their Mock men neutered.

[Duchess]

I'm aware that you're anxious to get your hands on that particular feature.

[MIKE JONES]

Short of cutting off my wiener I am clueless.

Do that. Post pics. Mock women love their Mock men neutered.

Ummm that is not neutering. Cutting of the testicals is neutering. Just saying

[MIKE JONES]

I'm aware that you're anxious to get your hands on that particular feature.

Ok, as long as you are aware. I wonder what harm I could do by searching interesting cases. Hmmm

[Jimbone]

I'm not prepared to answer the second question yet. I need more time.

SERIOUSLY?

He's making Special Olympians look like regular athletes at this point.

[MIKE JONES]

Do you think I am retarded?

I'm not prepared to answer the second question yet. I need more time.

SERIOUSLY?

He's making Special Olympians look like regular athletes at this point.

Damn, you just hate me huh?

[Clang McFly]

Short of cutting off my wiener I am clueless.

Do that. Post pics. Mock women love their Mock men neutered.

Ummm that is not neutering. Cutting of the testicals is neutering. Just saying

No need to get testy. I'm aballed at my lack nutledge in this area. Butt please no tips.

[MIKE JONES]

I really just came here because some of the Petit stuff came up but I found you all interesting and wanted to become a "member". Now really, have I pissed you people off to the point you would like me to leave?

[MIKE JONES]

Short of cutting off my wiener I am clueless.

Do that. Post pics. Mock women love their Mock men neutered.

Ummm that is not neutering. Cutting of the testicals is neutering. Just saying

No need to get testy. I'm aballed at my lack nutledge in this area. Butt please no tips.

I wasn't being testy. I am very sorry if it came off like that. I am starting to get the feeling nobody likes me:(

[Duchess]

SERIOUSLY?

I've been diligently working on being a more welcoming person. I try not to call my Members tards or tell anyone they are too stupid to live and it's been a very long time since I've told someone to DIAF. It's my job to encourage posting, it's a Mocker's job to keep the standards high.

How's that sound?

Do I need to include the sarcastic smiley again? I'm so misunderstood.

[JsMom]

Get over yourself. Do you think you're better then anyone else here? You stay in Newbie Hell until the admins feel fit. I still live in Hell after 2 yrs. You're not tuff skinned at all. Ya Puss. Why the hell would you care if noone here likes you? I could give two fucks. Grow a fucking set or see a Dr cuz your balls must not have dropped yet.

[MIKE JONES]

Get over yourself. Do you think you're better then anyone else here? You stay in Newbie Hell until the admins feel fit. I still live in Hell after 2 yrs. You're not tuff skinned at all. Ya Puss. Why the hell would you care if noone here likes you? I could give two fucks. Grow a fucking set or see a Dr cuz your balls must not have dropped yet.

You take me too serious. Trust that your opinion of me is about as worthwhile as the soap in your bathroom.

[MIKE JONES]

Get over yourself. Do you think you're better then anyone else here? You stay in Newbie Hell until the admins feel fit. I still live in Hell after 2 yrs. You're not tuff skinned at all. Ya Puss. Why the hell would you care if noone here likes you? I could give two fucks. Grow a fucking set or see a Dr cuz your balls must not have dropped yet.

Listen to you being serious. Ha Ha.