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#181
07-13-2020, 09:02 PM
I like olives any kind I also like blood sausage though. Fried in a pan.
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07-13-2020, 09:39 PM
(07-13-2020, 08:51 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I also call them cum filled treats after a 8 minute masturbastion session.


Wow,   you can last a whole 8 minutes?
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07-13-2020, 10:33 PM
(07-13-2020, 08:58 PM)BigMark Wrote: Wtf is wrong with you? Fetal alcohol syndrome,  dropped on head, almost drowned or just really fucking stupid?
Oxygen deprived? Didnt sleep well last night.  Haven't had a good night's sleep in a month. Right shoulder is getting better but still hurts.
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07-14-2020, 12:16 AM
(07-13-2020, 03:00 PM)BigMark Wrote: LUNCH


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What is in-between the bread and the lettuce?

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#185
07-14-2020, 12:45 AM
Turkey slices, mayo, chardonnay dijon mustard and a few chips.
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07-14-2020, 12:51 AM
Mrs. Biggie decide to mop the kitchen and not tell me, I ate major shit and have a bruised elbow, lump on head and bloody leg.
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07-14-2020, 01:35 AM
Ouch

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#188
07-23-2020, 12:39 AM
Starving, couple pounds of hamburger meat, copious salt, fresh cracked pepper, onion and garlic powder. Some chili powder and cayenne pepper all browned together. Add crushed tomatoes and black beans 15 minutes in the instapot, place in bowl add grated cheese. HOLY FOOKING CRAP.
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07-23-2020, 01:26 AM
(07-13-2020, 07:04 PM)cannongal Wrote:
(07-13-2020, 03:00 PM)BigMark Wrote: LUNCH


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Can I still call them 'black' olives,   or is that racist?
I'm just going to start calling them nigger olives. Hey kids, you guys want niggers in your salad?
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07-23-2020, 01:51 AM
Well of course who wants alien grapes?
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07-23-2020, 01:52 AM
BTW why don't you fucking bitches compliment my countertops?
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07-23-2020, 05:51 AM
Be careful what you wish for.
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07-23-2020, 03:30 PM
(07-23-2020, 01:52 AM)BigMark Wrote: BTW why don't you fucking bitches compliment my countertops?

Why the fuck should I compliment your countertops?
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07-23-2020, 03:36 PM
Because I already complimented them once before when you showed us your kitchen remodel, remember?
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07-23-2020, 03:38 PM
One out of three aint bad.
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07-23-2020, 03:51 PM
I think Duchess did too.
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08-29-2020, 04:56 PM
Today was another first, I boiled a leftover chicken carcass, removed the bone added garlic, onions, carrots, radish, and a 1⁄2 cup of rice. Very tasty, satisfying and good for you.
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08-29-2020, 06:21 PM
I do that with my turkey on Thanksgiving I'm glad it's only once a year. It's the only real total meal that I do besides grill stuff and the occasional special maggot meal.
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08-29-2020, 07:40 PM
(08-29-2020, 04:56 PM)BigMark Wrote: Today was another first, I boiled a leftover chicken carcass, removed the bone added garlic, onions, carrots, radish, and a 1⁄2 cup of rice. Very tasty, satisfying and good for you.

Sounds like a good quick meal.   I usually freeze my leftover animal carcasses until I have enough to make a bone broth.
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08-29-2020, 08:32 PM
(08-29-2020, 07:40 PM)cannongal Wrote:
(08-29-2020, 04:56 PM)BigMark Wrote: Today was another first, I boiled a leftover chicken carcass, removed the bone added garlic, onions, carrots, radish, and a 1⁄2 cup of rice. Very tasty, satisfying and good for you.

Sounds like a good quick meal.   I usually freeze my leftover animal carcasses until I have enough to make a bone broth.

Me too. I would freeze it and give it to the old lady that lived in Suncook but she died and I guess it's up to me to do something with it. She was always smiling, you just don't run into many people that are perpetually happy but she was. The Professor was devastated. But I can only try to emulate her now.
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