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The lady in line in front of me at CostCo just let a big one rip.

Tell her she stinks. TELL HER!

(03-20-2013, 07:00 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Tell her she stinks. TELL HER!

She was around 70. Couldn't. I wanted to say "too late".

(03-20-2013, 06:56 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]The lady in line in front of me at CostCo just let a big one rip.

Hahahahahahaaa was it loud and proud it silent but deadly?

Can you tell I live with boys? Lol

(03-20-2013, 07:04 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]She was around 70. Couldn't.

I know you're probably too well mannered in public to say something like that but I laughed to imagine it.

Loud!

Hahahahahahaaa did she just act like nothing happened?

Did it smell like dust?

fuckin' hell.

Hey Ramsey, did you know Coach sells iPhone accessories?

(03-21-2013, 06:26 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Hey Ramsey, did you know Coach sells iPhone accessories?

Yes I do. I've looked at the cases but haven't found one I have to have. Right now I have an Otter Box. It's very durable but so bulky and heavy. I don't really like it.

(03-21-2013, 06:47 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]I have an Otter Box.

Oh, Spyyyy!

Here's something new to play in.

(03-21-2013, 06:47 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]I have an Otter Box. It's very durable but so bulky and heavy. I don't really like it.

Neither do men apparently.

Her Otter Box is all dried up.

(03-21-2013, 07:05 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]Her Otter Box is all dried up.

Probably still smells like fish.

I think it's sad when your beaver turns into a bulky otter box. I don't think any amount of alcohol or vitamins will fix that for her. Might fix it for some dude, though, so she still has hope.

Interesting how you girls talk about my vagina. Maybe if you paid more attention to the upkeep of your own, others would take interest in it.

Aren't you home alone and drunk? And you mentioned taking your shirt off and NOT ONE man asked for a pic. I think we probably are the only ones who have thought about your vagina lately. Not sure I would advertise that.

I'm not really drunk dumbass. You never cease to amaze me.

If you aren't drunk, you are fucking stupid. I don't think I would advertise that, either.

You are in bad shape for your age.

The good news is that you might be fat, crazy, and retarded enough for SSDI.

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