(03-21-2013, 07:40 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]If you aren't drunk, you are fucking stupid. I don't think I would advertise that, either.
You are in bad shape for your age.
The good news is that you might be fat, crazy, and retarded enough for SSDI.
Sounds like Cracker had a bad day and all your short comings are weighing you down. Cheer up! Tomorrow is a new day and you will have another chance to do better.
Yeah, long day at work.
And you aren't funny today. I thought you would be funnier because you have more time on your hands, but no. Having more time to think doesn't improve the quality of your posts.
You never think its funny when someone doesn't agree with you or get upset by your nonsense. If you are anything like you are here IRL I feel kinda sorry for you. It has to be hard carrying around all that bitterness and hate.
(03-21-2013, 08:08 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]It has to be hard carrying around all that bitterness and hate.
Nah. She exercises regularly.
Speaking of which . . .
After the 4 rounds of Tabata embarrassment, I decided to devote 30 minutes to the repetitive rhythm of the Precor 100i.
No playlist tonight. Catch as catch can and opted for "shuffle".
The gym crowd was light. However, I noticed that a good looking and athletically built gentleman and one of those little bitch figure models were smiling and nodding when my glance met theirs.
It was then I realized that I was singing . . . OUT LOUD . . . to Pure Prairie League's,
Amy!
Unfortunately, my singing voice causes dogs to howl and paint to peel.
God only knows how long I'd been singing.
The two songs before
Amy:
The End of the World as We Know It and
If I Had a Million Dollars. Fucking perfect.
Even the goddammed employees were chuckling as I tried to sneak out.
Hey Tiki, put some Birdhouse in Your Soul into your next set.
(03-22-2013, 12:57 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: [ -> ]It was then I realized that I was singing . . . OUT LOUD . . . to Pure Prairie League's, Amy!
Hahaha! I would have applauded!
(03-22-2013, 11:08 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ] (03-22-2013, 12:57 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: [ -> ]It was then I realized that I was singing . . . OUT LOUD . . . to Pure Prairie League's, Amy!
Hahaha! I would have applauded!
I used to do this at a Community Center that had a small workout area.
I'd be singing out loud and just assumed that the people around me were enjoying it.
I guess not.
I got reported and talked to by the facility manager.
I found out which old bitty it was that turned me in and took a dump on the hood of her car.
(03-22-2013, 11:19 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ] (03-22-2013, 11:08 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ] (03-22-2013, 12:57 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: [ -> ]It was then I realized that I was singing . . . OUT LOUD . . . to Pure Prairie League's, Amy!
Hahaha! I would have applauded!
I used to do this at a Community Center that had a small workout area.
I'd be singing out loud and just assumed that the people around me were enjoying it.
Therein lies the difference, Mr. Presumptuous. You did it knowingly and figured others would enjoy it.
Tiki wasn't aware that she was singing out loud, and people were smiling and chuckling when she left.
P.s. I'm not even gonna touch the hood dumping. Gawd, I hope that's a joke.
Why are objects in the mirror closer than they appear?
(03-22-2013, 04:20 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Why are objects in the mirror closer than they appear?
Because we're living a life of illusion...
Convex mirror reflections make objects appear smaller. The smaller appearance creates the illusion that the objects are also farther in the distance than in reality. And, that is why.
Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? That's what I wanna know. Backed up against a wall of confusion.
Are they? I was kinda of the impression that a slim chance was a very small possibility that something might actually happen, where a fat chance was the, somewhat sarcastically named, opposite that there was no chance in hell it would happen?
I always considered both a slim chance and a fat chance of something happening to mean that it's highly unlikely to occur.
I think it's safe to say... I could be wrong or it could just depend on context.
You're probably right that "fat chance" was born of sarcasm; chances are high.
Couldn't get much higher....
(03-21-2013, 07:57 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]And you aren't funny today. I thought you would be funnier because you have more time on your hands, but no. Having more time to think doesn't improve the quality of your posts.
Apparently going through the change of life and completely losing any appeal to the opposite sex doesn't improve her posts either. It's the beginning of the end for her, I would think she'd be a little more feisty.
(03-22-2013, 04:20 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Why are objects in the mirror closer than they appear?
Why do old people hold the menu at arm's length? (I spared you the lecture on focal length because I'm pretty sure you completed 8
th grade.)
I wonder more about how differently we see things. Sight is more a function of the brain than the eye. We train little kids to codify colors and classify shape and based upon how we see it. What if we are wrong? We should maybe euthanize all color blind humans before they completely fuck up the species.
And maybe ramsey isn't retarded, maybe she is left-handed and color blind. We should all be more patient with her.
The mirror on the drivers side is normal, but the passenger side is not. Did someone do a study at some point that proved people cannot have real spatial relations with the ass end of a vehicle?
............that sounds fucked up.
I read that higher end retailers angle their mirrors upwards (and optimize the lighting) in their dressing rooms to create a thinner and taller reflection. Apparently, market research shows that it's effective in increasing sales.
Guess how people respond to any kind of reflection depends on their grasp of reality.
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I'm not a primper but I know a couple people who are. It seems terribly time consuming. These are also the same people who don't want to do anything fun that's physical for fear of mussing their hair or breaking a nail. 
What the hell was I thinking? I posted last year that I had purchased tickets for my daughter and I to attend the Coachella music festival. It's next month. My daughter's primary reason for wanting to attend is to try to spot celebrities.
Anyway, I don't recognize most of the bands, it's going to be hot, dusty, crowded and clothing is apparently optional. Plus, if you're not drunk or stoned out of your mind, you're an abnormality.
Fuck. My daughter has her heart set on going but I think she'll get there and be terribly disappointed when she doesn't meet Robert Pattinson right away (and it will end up being a waste of a couple thousand dollars). I want my husband to take her but my daughter says if
I don't take her, she'll never forgive me.
I'm too old for this shit.
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Red Hot Chili Peppers will be there on the 14th.