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11-03-2011, 07:40 PM
I am named "Septic"
You members here may address me as "septic" or "septicus" but I will not tolerate being called "filth" or "scabby-face"
At the moment, I love everyone here, but I'm sure that will quickly change.
I know "The Duchess" from another forum and I'm fairly certain that my unfortunate facial rash was aquired from her delightful...um...never mind.
Hopefully you will welcome me to this forum...I'm so excited I could orgasm twice.

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11-03-2011, 07:45 PM
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(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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11-03-2011, 07:48 PM
Do you knit?
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11-03-2011, 07:50 PM
thanks for joining Mock~enjoy yourself

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11-03-2011, 07:51 PM
Oh god. I'm being forced to post blind.
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11-03-2011, 08:00 PM
(11-03-2011, 07:51 PM)Duchess Wrote: Oh god. I'm being forced to post blind.

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(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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11-03-2011, 08:39 PM
Hellooooooo and welcome septic!! Police

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11-03-2011, 08:43 PM
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11-03-2011, 08:45 PM
Thank you all for your friendly and welcoming posts.
Because you are all so lovely, I am going to share a pic of a 2 day old canary with you.

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11-03-2011, 08:52 PM
I've got a bad feeling about this one. Smiley_emoticons_slash
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11-03-2011, 08:56 PM
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So you know Duchess?....Ever dated anyone in this forum?....You must meet Dick, He has been looking for some one to have really close relations with. He has been mentoring neighborhood children in the art of reading and interpreting scripture....And he needs some help..
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11-03-2011, 09:03 PM
Oh and I almost forgot. Do you like Bananas?
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11-03-2011, 09:55 PM
Bananas don't knit well.
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#14
11-03-2011, 10:08 PM
Eh, you pulled the Duchess card. Now I think you are a titty baby.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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11-03-2011, 10:16 PM
Can't knit tits either. A knitted bra might be cool though.

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11-03-2011, 10:38 PM
(11-03-2011, 10:16 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Can't knit tits either. A knitted bra might be cool though.

Rethink your stand on this. This piece is a few nipples away from tits:
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(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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11-03-2011, 10:54 PM
(11-03-2011, 07:48 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Do you knit?

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I am a fabulous knitter. I make all my nieces and nephews their Xmas toys and dolls, although, for some reason, I never see them playing with them. I think they treasure them so much that they want to keep them in mint condition.
I may knit something and run a competition here so some lucky member can win a unique prize...any suggestions?
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#18
11-03-2011, 11:02 PM
Knit the moonie a brain. It'd be far more functional than the peanut she shares with jsmom.
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11-03-2011, 11:22 PM
(11-03-2011, 10:38 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(11-03-2011, 10:16 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Can't knit tits either. A knitted bra might be cool though.

Rethink your stand on this. This piece is a few nipples away from tits:

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Strapless? After Halloween? How tacky. hah
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#20
11-03-2011, 11:28 PM
We have a new member at the bottom named "Adoptashelterdog." Jesus Christ. Like we all don't have a pet in our homes that we have taken in from the shelter/rescued from the streets. Like it is a new concept.

I blame Dick and User for that shit.

I guess the person doesn't care if we gas the cats...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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