(11-10-2011, 11:11 PM)username Wrote:

(11-10-2011, 08:57 PM)imsuchawildflower Wrote: Female ejaculation (commonly known as gushing, cumming or squirting[1]) refers to the expulsion of noticeable amounts of clear fluid by human females from the paraurethral ducts through and around the urethra during or before an orgasm. The exact source and nature of the fluid continues to be a topic of debate among medical professionals and is related to doubts over the existence of the G-Spot.

Okay.

Was there a point to this or did you just post it to make yourself look more slutty? Here's a tip, men will fuck you, but you might not be marriage material. Hopefully you're already married and you don't share your posts with your husband. Guys don't like this shit from their spouses (or potential spouses). Smart women are equally skeeved out by men like MS. j/s.

First off, I posted this in jest...refer to the photo along with it...
Im not a slut, nor am I slutty. Im completely comfortable talking
about anything sexual, the serious and the funny of it.
Next. Ive been married for a few months shy of 24 years.
Furthermore, my husband would have understood my humor and
laughed. We are happily married, I might add, and not looking to
"fuck" anyone, but him....alot.
If it were true that men dont like that from their spouses or their
potential spouses, then the whole "Lady in the parlor and whore
in the bedroom" that most men look for, would be a farce...which
it is not. Perhaps you should test the theory...and you too could
have a long term, fulfilling marriage.
Just saying.

(11-11-2011, 01:24 AM)imsuchawildflower Wrote: If it were true that men dont like that from their spouses or their
potential spouses, then the whole "Lady in the parlor and whore
in the bedroom" that most men look for, would be a farce...which
it is not. Perhaps you should test the theory...and you too could
have a long term, fulfilling marriage.
Just saying.

Wait...you posted about taking one in the eye on the internet...I'm confused. Where are you a lady?

(11-11-2011, 01:24 AM)imsuchawildflower Wrote: If it were true that men dont like that from their spouses or their
potential spouses, then the whole "Lady in the parlor and whore
in the bedroom" that most men look for, would be a farce...which
it is not. Perhaps you should test the theory...and you too could
have a long term, fulfilling marriage.
Just saying.

Thanks, Dr. Laura. I've been married around 17 years and if he doesn't like me as I am, he can fuck off very much. Somehow, we still seem to get along.

Youre a little uptight...high strung...tense...
I think you need to get laid...or at the very least...
take one to the eye.

(11-11-2011, 01:48 AM)imsuchawildflower Wrote: ...take one to the eye.

I don't get it. That's just bad aim or lack of choreography or something.

(11-10-2011, 06:44 PM)Harvest Moon Wrote: It must really suck to not be able to have multiples.

There are some women who have never experienced them at all. Tru dat.

I didn't have one for years even though...I thought it just happened during sex...not true for me...had to research and become educated.

P.S. Username. Chill out a little.

(11-10-2011, 09:14 PM)sally Wrote:

(11-10-2011, 08:52 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I love naughty orgasms.

Look, I found a picture of Frank's kid.

You're a son of a bitch bastard.

(11-11-2011, 01:37 AM)username Wrote:

(11-11-2011, 01:24 AM)imsuchawildflower Wrote: If it were true that men dont like that from their spouses or their
potential spouses, then the whole "Lady in the parlor and whore
in the bedroom" that most men look for, would be a farce...which
it is not. Perhaps you should test the theory...and you too could
have a long term, fulfilling marriage.
Just saying.

Wait...you posted about taking one in the eye on the internet...I'm confused. Where are you a lady?

I usually behave like a lady, but I did go to Starbucks one morning with jizz stuck in my hair. It's not something I would normally do, but I was out of coffee and it was an emergency.

(11-11-2011, 10:32 AM)sally Wrote:

(11-11-2011, 01:37 AM)username Wrote:

(11-11-2011, 01:24 AM)imsuchawildflower Wrote: If it were true that men dont like that from their spouses or their
potential spouses, then the whole "Lady in the parlor and whore
in the bedroom" that most men look for, would be a farce...which
it is not. Perhaps you should test the theory...and you too could
have a long term, fulfilling marriage.
Just saying.

Wait...you posted about taking one in the eye on the internet...I'm confused. Where are you a lady?

I usually behave like a lady, but I did go to Starbucks one morning with jizz stuck in my hair. It's not something I would normally do, but I was out of coffee and it was an emergency.

OK, that was pretty hot ...

(11-11-2011, 06:57 AM)pspence Wrote: I didn't have one for years even though...I thought it just happened during sex...not true for me...had to research and become educated.

P.S. Username. Chill out a little.

You were probably just dating someone like Dick who doesn't know his way around the female body.

P.S. Pspence. Fuck off a little.

(11-11-2011, 10:32 AM)sally Wrote:

(11-11-2011, 01:37 AM)username Wrote:

(11-11-2011, 01:24 AM)imsuchawildflower Wrote: If it were true that men dont like that from their spouses or their
potential spouses, then the whole "Lady in the parlor and whore
in the bedroom" that most men look for, would be a farce...which
it is not. Perhaps you should test the theory...and you too could
have a long term, fulfilling marriage.
Just saying.

Wait...you posted about taking one in the eye on the internet...I'm confused. Where are you a lady?

I usually behave like a lady, but I did go to Starbucks one morning with jizz stuck in my hair. It's not something I would normally do, but I was out of coffee and it was an emergency.

(11-11-2011, 10:32 AM)sally Wrote: I usually behave like a lady, but I did go to Starbucks one morning with jizz stuck in my hair. It's not something I would normally do, but I was out of coffee and it was an emergency.

That is a real trooper with her priorities in line.
LOVE that! lmaoooo!

(11-11-2011, 05:04 AM)Duchess Wrote: There are some women who have never experienced them at all. Tru dat.

I know and that just sucks for them. They need to lighten up and do some exploration on their own...

Holy mother of god, I wish I had never seen post 6.

This year apon looking on what I gave to goodwill industries it seems I have contributed over 4000.00 in junk. It has saved me at least a few hundred bucks in dump fees and all my junk has been dumped. After taxes as a charitable contribution I can write off 10% and get a comfortable 400.00 back this year. I had a financial orgasm that in the long run will give me a nice return without the headaches of having to explain myself. A selfish and unexpected orgasm in a drive by sort of way.

(11-11-2011, 01:20 PM)username Wrote:

(11-11-2011, 06:57 AM)pspence Wrote: I didn't have one for years even though...I thought it just happened during sex...not true for me...had to research and become educated.

P.S. Username. Chill out a little.

You were probably just dating someone like Dick who doesn't know his way around the female body.

P.S. Pspence. Fuck off a little.

Seems like someone could use an orgasm.

(11-13-2011, 01:46 AM)MikeyA Wrote: Seems like someone could use an orgasm.

You offering?

Talk about serving your country....



Meh, I'd still be a cranky bitch. I like being a cranky bitch.

(11-13-2011, 01:10 PM)username Wrote: Talk about serving your country....

That made me laugh out loud.

(11-11-2011, 11:19 PM)Smegma Wrote: Holy mother of god, I wish I had never seen post 6.

That must have been the ugliest penis I have ever seen and normally I find them quite amazingly wonderful.