Close the can of fuming paint primer!

I don't worry too much about spelling here. Not important to me. Of course I know this annoys certain people to no end and I don't care. Business correspondance is a different story. Besides I like to spell Maggott with TWO T's!!

Sally, if you are on the phone all day trying to straighten out your insurance problems, you are with the wrong insurance company. We don't have those issues here. You want the name of an agent in your area?

(01-20-2012, 10:42 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: Close the can of fuming paint primer!

You need a good shellacking.

Mock, the home of the Cracker Cult with the large following of disciples, Sally, User, Fahqtoo, Middle Finger, the list goes on.

Come to Mock and listen to Crackers wise-words-of-wisdom that you won't hear anywhere else in the world.

(01-20-2012, 04:32 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Mock, the home of the Cracker Cult with the large following of disciples, Sally, User, Fahqtoo, Middle Finger, the list goes on.

Wait, I thought it was a gang!

In jr. highschool, I remember a few of the unpopular kids complained that some of the girls were in cliques and they were picking on them. This is like that.

MF is a "mean girl".

I come here to listen to Cracker's 'Sermon on the Mount'. MF is Pontius Pilate!

Bwahahaha! Cracker Cult! I LOVE that!

MF is a mean girl!! No truer words have ever been spoken.

It is so much easier to make Cracker the pariah than to think, "Hmm. Maybe I am a psycho and everyone else just noticed," or "Maybe I should get a straightening iron," or "I am almost 50, I should be able to spell every man's name that has nude pictures of me," or "Nobody listens to me so they must be in a clan and I am Jesus! Wait, my doctor said that wasn't healthy..."

But no, you blame me for noticing your immense weaknesses.

Go ahead, Cracker doesn't care. You have to live with yourselves. Many other people are fucked in the head, too, so you are not alone.

(01-20-2012, 04:32 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Mock, the home of the Cracker Cult with the large following of disciples, Sally, User, Fahqtoo, Middle Finger, the list goes on.

Is it pretty much everyone but you, ramsey, and pspence? Because what you are calling a cult is really everybody else.

Exceptttt Maggotttt, he is a fence sittttter. (Spelling intentional so everyone can read it.) He likes the feeling of a hard post rubbing his manly bits.

(01-20-2012, 04:32 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Mock, the home of the Cracker Cult with the large following of disciples, Sally, User, Fahqtoo, Middle Finger, the list goes on.

That doesn't make any sense. Cracker wasn't even a part of the "cult of people who find you incredibly annoying" untill you went all ape shit crazy on her in the Sterling thread.

(01-20-2012, 06:15 PM)sally Wrote:

(01-20-2012, 04:32 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Mock, the home of the Cracker Cult with the large following of disciples, Sally, User, Fahqtoo, Middle Finger, the list goes on.

That doesn't make any sense. Cracker wasn't even a part of the "cult of people who find you incredibly annoying" untill you went all ape shit crazy on her in the Sterling thread.

Her grudge, not mine. Cracker and Jesus forgave her. I never blamed her for getting pissed about someone mentioning her child, I know she loves the little girl. I do blame her for trying to manipulate me. I hate that shit. Except when I try to manipulate ramsey into at least spelling her loverboy's chosen name correctly.

(01-20-2012, 06:19 PM)Cracker Wrote: I never blamed her for getting pissed about someone mentioning her child.

No one blamed her, everyone was happy when she called Sterling a cunt 20 times. I don't know what the hell her problem is, she wouldn't be happy if we found out where he lives and bombed his house with dog shit.

(01-20-2012, 05:47 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(01-20-2012, 04:32 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Mock, the home of the Cracker Cult with the large following of disciples, Sally, User, Fahqtoo, Middle Finger, the list goes on.

Is it pretty much everyone but you, ramsey, and pspence? Because what you are calling a cult is really everybody else.

Exceptttt Maggotttt, he is a fence sittttter. (Spelling intentional so everyone can read it.) He likes the feeling of a hard post rubbing his manly bits.

I root for the underdog, are you looking for commitment? Or are you a forum
commitmentphobiac? I think I am, what with my laser edge fence sitting. If I do not comment it usually means I think its a stupid conversation or it sounds uninteresting or I just never saw it.

(01-20-2012, 09:10 PM)Maggot Wrote: I root for the underdog,

I think this is it. That's sweet, but I bet you have a bunch of not-so-fresh friends.

(01-20-2012, 09:16 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(01-20-2012, 09:10 PM)Maggot Wrote: I root for the underdog,

I think this is it. That's sweet, but I bet you have a bunch of not-so-fresh friends.

I'm still in touch with people from my first grade class Cracker. And I meet new people every day. I have been in many far flung places and have run into people I know. I could go into some place 100 miles from home and run into people that know me, I cannot remember them though. Once I was in Cuba and some guy I went to high school with started yelling my name from across a bar. I went to Fla. once and in the terminal I ran into a customer.
My wife constantly says: Who the hell was THAT? When we go out. I meet at least 3-4 new contractors a week, and 5 new homeowners a day.

(01-20-2012, 08:50 AM)ramseycat Wrote: I spelled Maggot with two TT's instead of one is Crackbitch's point. Because of course she can't come up with anything worthwhile to say in one sentence and she knows no one reads those novels of nonsense she posts.

She is "mocking" me because I can write more than one sentence? And she can't comprehend more than one sentence? Am I reading that correctly?

(01-20-2012, 09:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: I could go into some place 100 miles from home and run into people that know me, I cannot remember them though.

They probably learned about you from a bathroom wall or something.

(01-20-2012, 09:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: and 5 new homeowners a day.

Do you go into people's homes regularly? What is the percentage of 'decent' to 'fuck, how do they live like that'? I have always wondered.

Cracker comes in and proves my point by acting all superior and special. Then Sally comes in and like a good little disciple and backs Cracker. Midwestspy was right you DO bow to Cracker.