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Drink really, but I get your drift.

I suppose with a touch of Tabasco and a squeeze of lime... (?)

Damn, it looks like the people of Walmart lake.

(07-30-2012, 11:11 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: The average person over the age of 60 has 0.4 ounces of fecal matter on and around his person.
Dunk those same people in tepid water and the ensuing brine bath/soup could feed the starving in Africa.

Holy fuckety fuck. *heaving*

Great.....turn a perfectly normal sex, fun, fish, boat, beer blast thread into a steaming hot cup of shit tea.

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I know!
What the hell's up with that?!








Oh.
:/

My boat has a potty. I CAN NOT pee in the lake. It's something mental. I've tried many times. Once, I had to pee so bad when we were on a friend of mines boat that didn't have a rest room. I had my ass in the water with tears in my eyes and I just couldn't do it. I had to swim to land and pee on the ground. They all laughed at me.

It was the photo. She scarred us for life. I'm going to make my fortune with a camera that only takes pictures of attractive people and edits out the others automatically. Thousands of photo albums will be filled with empty landscape shots...

I think it was a show I watched. River monsters maybe. A parasite swims up your pee hole when you pee.


I have an ear infection I've had since the 4^th of July. I think from all the shitheads peeing in the water.

I saw that show I think, wasn't it a guy with a little snake or fish or something in his cock? Gaaaah makes me squirm just thinking about it.

(07-31-2012, 12:18 PM)krystalshores Wrote: I think it was a show I watched. River monsters maybe. A parasite swims up your pee hole when you pee.

I think I have heard about that before, it was a candiru' fish and they are in the amazon river, so I think you're safe.

Beat me to it south American, fisherman suffer this greatly. It has backwards barbs which makes it near impossible to remove from what it's burrowed into without surgery, good times :s

They best stop pissing in the water then...

(07-31-2012, 12:45 AM)username Wrote: Damn, it looks like the people of Walmart lake.

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(07-31-2012, 01:31 PM)Jezreel Wrote: They best stop pissing in the water then...

They have to do netting wading in waist height water.

I'd ask for a catheter or start wearing depends, fuck little fish swimming up inside of me, just the though makes my toes curl (and not in a good way)

(07-30-2012, 07:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:

That is so cool that you all bring your tables & umbrellas into the lake! Hahaha! One big party. It's remarkable that you only got shitfaced & slept on the floor ONCE!

I've read this whole thread and I'd still hang out around one of those tables, in that lake, with those party people, without qualm.

They look good to me; like they just wanna blast music, get buzzed, and let their hair down. I could take a shower when I got home (if I was still standing and cared enough).

Sigh; I'm overdue for a weekend intertubing trip. Been about 3 years...

(07-31-2012, 02:03 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(07-30-2012, 07:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:

That is so cool that you all bring your tables & umbrellas into the lake! Hahaha! One big party. It's remarkable that you only got shitfaced & slept on the floor ONCE!

I've read this whole thread and I'd still hang out around one of those tables, in that lake, with those party people, without qualm.

They look good to me; like they just wanna blast music, get buzzed, and let their hair down. I could take a shower when I got home (if I was still standing and cared enough).

Sigh; I'm overdue for a weekend intertubing trip. Been about 3 years...

Of course they look fine... just mocking silly goose...I would LOVE to be there drinking a cold one...what a blast! Wished we could have a Mockers convention ...FQ2, do you mind sharing what lake it is? Looks awesome.

(07-31-2012, 12:48 PM)Jezreel Wrote:

(07-31-2012, 12:18 PM)krystalshores Wrote: I think it was a show I watched. River monsters maybe. A parasite swims up your pee hole when you pee.

I think I have heard about that before, it was a candiru' fish and they are in the amazon river, so I think you're safe.

That same show (monsters within) that showed the fish up that guys penis...on another segment ...grossest thing ever...the guy hollered for his wife to hurry in the bathroom...he was freaking out about what was coming out of his @ss...

Holy Moly

swear!