Yeah put it in storage. Hopefully she'll let you keep it after the divorce.

(08-15-2012, 12:45 PM)username Wrote: Yeah put it in storage. Hopefully she'll let you keep it after the divorce.

Yes! And a few months from now we'll see that locker featured on Storage Wars.
Now that's Karma!

(08-15-2012, 12:45 PM)username Wrote: Yeah put it in storage. Hopefully she'll let you keep it after the divorce.

They usually only let me keep the cushions. How do you think Frankensofa was born? Tell you one thing...Frankensofa lets me lay on it without whining "get OFF me."

(08-15-2012, 05:53 PM)Donovan Wrote:

(08-15-2012, 12:45 PM)username Wrote: Yeah put it in storage. Hopefully she'll let you keep it after the divorce.

They usually only let me keep the cushions. How do you think Frankensofa was born? Tell you one thing...Frankensofa lets me lay on it without whining "get OFF me."

Hahaha!!!

(08-15-2012, 05:53 PM)Donovan Wrote:

(08-15-2012, 12:45 PM)username Wrote: Yeah put it in storage. Hopefully she'll let you keep it after the divorce.

They usually only let me keep the cushions. How do you think Frankensofa was born? Tell you one thing...Frankensofa lets me lay on it without whining "get OFF me."

Funny, I got to keep a pillow from the couch I had to get rid of too.

You know how it is Donovan, the couch is only the first thing to go...

(08-15-2012, 12:45 PM)username Wrote: Yeah put it in storage. Hopefully she'll let you keep it after the divorce.

you crack me up.

(08-15-2012, 08:25 PM)Jimbone Wrote:

(08-15-2012, 05:53 PM)Donovan Wrote:

(08-15-2012, 12:45 PM)username Wrote: Yeah put it in storage. Hopefully she'll let you keep it after the divorce.

They usually only let me keep the cushions. How do you think Frankensofa was born? Tell you one thing...Frankensofa lets me lay on it without whining "get OFF me."

Funny, I got to keep a pillow from the couch I had to get rid of too.

You know how it is Donovan, the couch is only the first thing to go...

Don't I know it. My marriage ended over a garage sale. She lept bugging me to get rid of this and get rid of that, until finally I just snapped and said "I don't give a fuck, just get rid of anything you're sick of looking at!"
Next thing I know it's me, the couch cushions and the purple lava lamp shuffling down the road in a pair of bellbottoms and some bunny slippers...

(08-15-2012, 09:21 PM)Donovan Wrote:

(08-15-2012, 08:25 PM)Jimbone Wrote:

(08-15-2012, 05:53 PM)Donovan Wrote:

(08-15-2012, 12:45 PM)username Wrote: Yeah put it in storage. Hopefully she'll let you keep it after the divorce.

They usually only let me keep the cushions. How do you think Frankensofa was born? Tell you one thing...Frankensofa lets me lay on it without whining "get OFF me."

Funny, I got to keep a pillow from the couch I had to get rid of too.

You know how it is Donovan, the couch is only the first thing to go...

Don't I know it. My marriage ended over a garage sale. She lept bugging me to get rid of this and get rid of that, until finally I just snapped and said "I don't give a fuck, just get rid of anything you're sick of looking at!"
Next thing I know it's me, the couch cushions and the purple lava lamp shuffling down the road in a pair of bellbottoms and some bunny slippers...

(08-15-2012, 09:21 PM)Donovan Wrote: Don't I know it. My marriage ended over a garage sale. She lept bugging me to get rid of this and get rid of that, until finally I just snapped and said "I don't give a fuck, just get rid of anything you're sick of looking at!"
Next thing I know it's me, the couch cushions and the purple lava lamp shuffling down the road in a pair of bellbottoms and some bunny slippers...

But hey, you got to keep the lava lamp so I say you win. So does the pretty pony.

Actually her real reason was because after I helped her improve her station in life she let family members convince her she could trade up. Every time I go pick up my boy and she's a little bit older and still a spinster schoolmarm, I win like a fucking boss. How'd that work out for ya sweetie?

That and the lamp.

(08-16-2012, 11:29 AM)Donovan Wrote: she let fmaily members convince her she could trade up.

Then there was nothing there, Donovan. Those who are truly in love would never be able to be convinced to "trade up". Fact.

(08-16-2012, 11:33 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(08-16-2012, 11:29 AM)Donovan Wrote: she let fmaily members convince her she could trade up.

Then there was nothing there, Donovan. Those who are truly in love would never be able to be convinced to "trade up". Fact.

QFT.

(08-16-2012, 11:29 AM)Donovan Wrote: That and the lamp.

QFT

(08-16-2012, 11:33 AM)Duchess Wrote: Then there was nothing there, Donovan. Those who are truly in love would never be able to be convinced to "trade up". Fact.

He scored the lamp, which in his described situation is second only to his child as the best thing to come out of the relationship.

And you are absolutely right about the trade-up theory.

Unless it's an upward move for money... am I right ladies?

(08-16-2012, 12:42 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Unless it's an upward move for money... am I right ladies?

I don't think I understand correctly but if I do I think you have a fucked up view regarding love.

(08-16-2012, 12:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(08-16-2012, 12:42 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Unless it's an upward move for money... am I right ladies?

I don't think I understand correctly but if I do I think you have a fucked up view regarding love.

It looks like he thinks us ladies were trade our man in for a another man if he had more money than the current man.

Has anyone here ever traded a girlfriend for a set of tires?

(08-16-2012, 12:58 PM)Maggot Wrote: Has anyone here ever traded a girlfriend for a set of tires?

No, but I traded a set of tires once and ended up with a boyfriend (Sears auto supervisor, it was a good year).

I'm glad you had rubbers.

(08-16-2012, 01:10 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(08-16-2012, 12:58 PM)Maggot Wrote: Has anyone here ever traded a girlfriend for a set of tires?

No, but I traded a set of tires once and ended up with a boyfriend (Sears auto supervisor, it was a good year).

Good Year?? *snort*