(10-09-2023, 09:10 AM)Duchess Wrote: Your coach keeps benching the QB yet sticks with him week after week. WTF is up with that?

I don't know. Bellachick has Resting Bastard Face. He's a hard man to read.

(10-09-2023, 10:58 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:  Bellachick has Resting Bastard Face. 

  You speak the truth, young man.

Who better than the Patsies to be the patsies?

Only 12 more games, Duchess.

(10-09-2023, 02:41 PM)rothschild Wrote: Only 12 more games, Duchess. 

Every game takes years off my life. 

I wait all off-season for football to start. I get so damn excited, excited like a little kid at Christmas only to spend the next several weeks/months in a heightened state of anxiety every week. My head in my hands muttering. A week ago I muted the ending of the game, I just couldn't handle it one more second. I should probably care that this sounds like some kind of lunacy.

(10-09-2023, 11:10 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(10-09-2023, 10:58 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:  Bellachick has Resting Bastard Face. 

  You speak the truth, young man.

Young man? I'm 50 and was high as fuck yesterday after a few bong rips for most of Cannastock. Then I barely made it back to my brother Ed's apartment and slept for 11 hours. I'm getting too old for this shit.

(10-09-2023, 03:19 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(10-09-2023, 02:41 PM)rothschild Wrote: Only 12 more games, Duchess. 

Every game takes years off my life. 

I wait all off-season for football to start. I get so damn excited, excited like a little kid at Christmas only to spend the next several weeks/months in a heightened state of anxiety every week. My head in my hands muttering. A week ago I muted the ending of the game, I just couldn't handle it one more second. I should probably care that this sounds like some kind of lunacy.

Let me know if you manage to find out why we do these things to ourselves.

Some girls want trinkets & flowers. I want this. I'd wear it every game day and I'd holler GO BIRDS across the parking lot.

I'm picturing you in a nightgown, watching your game on the couch, wearing your helmet and smoking a spliff.

I've spent the last 2 weeks wishing Taylor Swift would take a football to the nose like Marcia Brady.  If I see one more news report about her being at a football game,  I'm going to nuke my cable box.

(10-15-2023, 09:09 AM)rothschild Wrote: I'm picturing you in a nightgown, watching your game on the couch, wearing your helmet and smoking a spliff.

Ahahaha! I would love, LOVE to have a helmet to wear while watching. It would be a dream. I would holler & flex just like the big boys when great plays were made. No nightgown in the middle of the afternoon for this old lady, it's my favorite thermal loungewear, baybay. 

(10-15-2023, 09:56 AM)cannongal Wrote: I've spent the last 2 weeks wishing Taylor Swift would take a football to the nose like Marcia Brady.  If I see one more news report about her being at a football game,  I'm going to nuke my cable box.

No need for the bad blood. You can just shake it off.

(10-15-2023, 01:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(10-15-2023, 09:56 AM)cannongal Wrote: I've spent the last 2 weeks wishing Taylor Swift would take a football to the nose like Marcia Brady.  If I see one more news report about her being at a football game,  I'm going to nuke my cable box.

No need for the bad blood. You can just shake it off.

No bad blood,  just annoyance in general.   I  don't watch much football,  and I'm not a Swift fan,  it just seems like every time I click through the channels,  there's a blurb about swift and kelce.  Yesterday,  one of the Boston news stations had a story about kelce's mom wearing a pink swift bracelet.  I guess I just don't understand the frenzy.  Like when teenage girls used to scream and faint over Elvis or the Beatles,  I never understood how people could get excited enough to faint over a musician.

My team lost. 

(10-16-2023, 02:58 AM)cannongal Wrote:

(10-15-2023, 01:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(10-15-2023, 09:56 AM)cannongal Wrote: I've spent the last 2 weeks wishing Taylor Swift would take a football to the nose like Marcia Brady.  If I see one more news report about her being at a football game,  I'm going to nuke my cable box.

No need for the bad blood. You can just shake it off.

No bad blood,  just annoyance in general.   I  don't watch much football,  and I'm not a Swift fan,  it just seems like every time I click through the channels,  there's a blurb about swift and kelce.  Yesterday,  one of the Boston news stations had a story about kelce's mom wearing a pink swift bracelet.  I guess I just don't understand the frenzy.  Like when teenage girls used to scream and faint over Elvis or the Beatles,  I never understood how people could get excited enough to faint over a musician.

Yeah I know your not a Swift fan. You didn't seem to catch my references to two of her songs. Bad Blood and Shake It Off.

(10-16-2023, 06:29 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(10-16-2023, 02:58 AM)cannongal Wrote:

(10-15-2023, 01:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(10-15-2023, 09:56 AM)cannongal Wrote: I've spent the last 2 weeks wishing Taylor Swift would take a football to the nose like Marcia Brady.  If I see one more news report about her being at a football game,  I'm going to nuke my cable box.

No need for the bad blood. You can just shake it off.

No bad blood,  just annoyance in general.   I  don't watch much football,  and I'm not a Swift fan,  it just seems like every time I click through the channels,  there's a blurb about swift and kelce.  Yesterday,  one of the Boston news stations had a story about kelce's mom wearing a pink swift bracelet.  I guess I just don't understand the frenzy.  Like when teenage girls used to scream and faint over Elvis or the Beatles,  I never understood how people could get excited enough to faint over a musician.

Yeah I know your not a Swift fan. You didn't seem to catch my references to two of her songs. Bad Blood and Shake It Off.

Reminds me of my first period, I HAD to wear the white pants to school that day.

(10-16-2023, 08:58 AM)BigMark Wrote: Reminds me of my first period, I HAD to wear the white pants to school that day.

Well shouldn't have worn the white pants because it was after Labor Day.

Don't even get me started on my first little bastard birth, I was in labor 22 hours and the ice machine was broken. Then the stupid fucker used a dull hacksaw for my episiotomy, then stitched it up so tight my hubby comes in Two seconds now, my acting ain't THAT great!

I'm supposed to stop wearing my white jeans after Labor Day? C'mon!