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10-09-2023, 10:58 AM
(10-09-2023, 09:10 AM)Duchess Wrote: Your coach keeps benching the QB yet sticks with him week after week. WTF is up with that?

I don't know. Bellachick has Resting Bastard Face. He's a hard man to read.
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10-09-2023, 11:10 AM
(10-09-2023, 10:58 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:  Bellachick has Resting Bastard Face. 

hah  You speak the truth, young man.
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10-09-2023, 02:41 PM
Who better than the Patsies to be the patsies?

Only 12 more games, Duchess. Blowing-kisses
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10-09-2023, 03:19 PM
(10-09-2023, 02:41 PM)rothschild Wrote: Only 12 more games, Duchess.  Blowing-kisses


Every game takes years off my life. 

I wait all off-season for football to start. I get so damn excited, excited like a little kid at Christmas only to spend the next several weeks/months in a heightened state of anxiety every week. My head in my hands muttering. A week ago I muted the ending of the game, I just couldn't handle it one more second. I should probably care that this sounds like some kind of lunacy.
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10-09-2023, 04:31 PM
(10-09-2023, 11:10 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-09-2023, 10:58 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:  Bellachick has Resting Bastard Face. 

hah  You speak the truth, young man.

Young man? I'm 50 and was high as fuck yesterday after a few bong rips for most of Cannastock. Then I barely made it back to my brother Ed's apartment and slept for 11 hours. I'm getting too old for this shit.
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10-09-2023, 05:53 PM
(10-09-2023, 03:19 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-09-2023, 02:41 PM)rothschild Wrote: Only 12 more games, Duchess.  Blowing-kisses


Every game takes years off my life. 

I wait all off-season for football to start. I get so damn excited, excited like a little kid at Christmas only to spend the next several weeks/months in a heightened state of anxiety every week. My head in my hands muttering. A week ago I muted the ending of the game, I just couldn't handle it one more second. I should probably care that this sounds like some kind of lunacy.

Let me know if you manage to find out why we do these things to ourselves. hah
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#127
10-12-2023, 04:49 PM
Some girls want trinkets & flowers. I want this. I'd wear it every game day and I'd holler GO BIRDS across the parking lot.



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10-15-2023, 08:37 AM
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10-15-2023, 09:09 AM
I'm picturing you in a nightgown, watching your game on the couch, wearing your helmet and smoking a spliff.
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10-15-2023, 09:56 AM
I've spent the last 2 weeks wishing Taylor Swift would take a football to the nose like Marcia Brady.  If I see one more news report about her being at a football game,  I'm going to nuke my cable box.
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10-15-2023, 10:51 AM
(10-15-2023, 09:09 AM)rothschild Wrote: I'm picturing you in a nightgown, watching your game on the couch, wearing your helmet and smoking a spliff.

Ahahaha! I would love, LOVE to have a helmet to wear while watching. It would be a dream. I would holler & flex just like the big boys when great plays were made. No nightgown in the middle of the afternoon for this old lady, it's my favorite thermal loungewear, baybay. 

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10-15-2023, 01:56 PM
(10-15-2023, 09:56 AM)cannongal Wrote: I've spent the last 2 weeks wishing Taylor Swift would take a football to the nose like Marcia Brady.  If I see one more news report about her being at a football game,  I'm going to nuke my cable box.

No need for the bad blood. You can just shake it off.
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10-16-2023, 02:58 AM
(10-15-2023, 01:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-15-2023, 09:56 AM)cannongal Wrote: I've spent the last 2 weeks wishing Taylor Swift would take a football to the nose like Marcia Brady.  If I see one more news report about her being at a football game,  I'm going to nuke my cable box.

No need for the bad blood. You can just shake it off.

No bad blood,  just annoyance in general.   I  don't watch much football,  and I'm not a Swift fan,  it just seems like every time I click through the channels,  there's a blurb about swift and kelce.  Yesterday,  one of the Boston news stations had a story about kelce's mom wearing a pink swift bracelet.  I guess I just don't understand the frenzy.  Like when teenage girls used to scream and faint over Elvis or the Beatles,  I never understood how people could get excited enough to faint over a musician.
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10-16-2023, 05:51 AM
My team lost.  111
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10-16-2023, 06:29 AM
(10-16-2023, 02:58 AM)cannongal Wrote:
(10-15-2023, 01:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-15-2023, 09:56 AM)cannongal Wrote: I've spent the last 2 weeks wishing Taylor Swift would take a football to the nose like Marcia Brady.  If I see one more news report about her being at a football game,  I'm going to nuke my cable box.

No need for the bad blood. You can just shake it off.

No bad blood,  just annoyance in general.   I  don't watch much football,  and I'm not a Swift fan,  it just seems like every time I click through the channels,  there's a blurb about swift and kelce.  Yesterday,  one of the Boston news stations had a story about kelce's mom wearing a pink swift bracelet.  I guess I just don't understand the frenzy.  Like when teenage girls used to scream and faint over Elvis or the Beatles,  I never understood how people could get excited enough to faint over a musician.

Yeah I know your not a Swift fan. You didn't seem to catch my references to two of her songs. Bad Blood and Shake It Off.
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10-16-2023, 07:16 AM
(10-16-2023, 06:29 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-16-2023, 02:58 AM)cannongal Wrote:
(10-15-2023, 01:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-15-2023, 09:56 AM)cannongal Wrote: I've spent the last 2 weeks wishing Taylor Swift would take a football to the nose like Marcia Brady.  If I see one more news report about her being at a football game,  I'm going to nuke my cable box.

No need for the bad blood. You can just shake it off.

No bad blood,  just annoyance in general.   I  don't watch much football,  and I'm not a Swift fan,  it just seems like every time I click through the channels,  there's a blurb about swift and kelce.  Yesterday,  one of the Boston news stations had a story about kelce's mom wearing a pink swift bracelet.  I guess I just don't understand the frenzy.  Like when teenage girls used to scream and faint over Elvis or the Beatles,  I never understood how people could get excited enough to faint over a musician.

Yeah I know your not a Swift fan. You didn't seem to catch my references to two of her songs. Bad Blood and Shake It Off.

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#137
10-16-2023, 08:58 AM
Reminds me of my first period, I HAD to wear the white pants to school that day.
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10-16-2023, 10:19 AM
(10-16-2023, 08:58 AM)BigMark Wrote: Reminds me of my first period, I HAD to wear the white pants to school that day.

Well shouldn't have worn the white pants because it was after Labor Day.
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10-16-2023, 10:25 AM
Don't even get me started on my first little bastard birth, I was in labor 22 hours and the ice machine was broken. Then the stupid fucker used a dull hacksaw for my episiotomy, then stitched it up so tight my hubby comes in Two seconds now, my acting ain't THAT great!
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#140
10-16-2023, 10:31 AM
I'm supposed to stop wearing my white jeans after Labor Day? C'mon!
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