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(07-28-2012, 06:51 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (07-28-2012, 06:46 PM)ESAD Wrote: I just feel plain sorry for her, she does not need that in her life...
Lets shoot the walrus.
In reality, Clang probably wouldn't be much interested anyway - just my opinion. I like him better than you do (who doesn't?). But, ain't no way in hell that Big Man Clang would be able to shimmy himself into her size 0 undergarments when she goes to shower.
I think sally needs to find another match. JMO...
You seem to be obsessed with Ms. Hunt's well being so how about this one?
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Choco.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......![Smiley_emoticons_smile Smiley_emoticons_smile](https://mockforums.net/images/smilies/greensmilies/smiley_emoticons_smile.gif)
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(07-28-2012, 08:10 PM)sally Wrote: (07-28-2012, 06:51 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (07-28-2012, 06:46 PM)ESAD Wrote: I just feel plain sorry for her, she does not need that in her life...
Lets shoot the walrus.
In reality, Clang probably wouldn't be much interested anyway - just my opinion. I like him better than you do (who doesn't?). But, ain't no way in hell that Big Man Clang would be able to shimmy himself into her size 0 undergarments when she goes to shower.
I think sally needs to find another match. JMO...
You seem to be obsessed with Ms. Hunt's well being so how about this one?
![[Image: Black_Woman_Angry_On_Phone.jpg]](http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c298/nellyfizz7777/Black_Woman_Angry_On_Phone.jpg)
Works for me. I'm kinda buzzed though, so I don't get it, I admit.
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I'm buzzed too and don't get it, but I think she could slap Clang's fat ass into shape.
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(07-28-2012, 08:34 PM)sally Wrote: I'm buzzed too and don't get it, but I think she could slap Clang's fat ass into shape.
We're on the same page, Big Sal. A good slap goes a long way.
(I still don't exactly what we're talkin' about, but I'm okay with that.)
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Alright, I just re-read the last couple of pages of this thread.
I may well have been over-protective of Ms. Hunt because I admire her. It wasn't a slam against Big Man Clang, with whom I have no issues.
So, what we've got going on is 67 year old thespian lesbian, Linda Hunt, de-virganizing 39 year old cross-dressing Big Man Clang, and then slapping his ass into shape. It makes perfect sense to me.
FWIW, I support the current plan and continue to wish Clang very happy trails!
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(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......![Smiley_emoticons_smile Smiley_emoticons_smile](https://mockforums.net/images/smilies/greensmilies/smiley_emoticons_smile.gif)
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(07-28-2012, 10:19 PM)ESAD Wrote: ![[Image: 22159-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Yellow-E...n-Barf.jpg]](http://images.clipartof.com/thumbnails/22159-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Yellow-Emoticon-Face-Puking-Up-Green-Barf.jpg)
For real, but I'm totally laughing at this thread...
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This thread title held so much promise...
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(07-29-2012, 09:13 PM)Jimbone Wrote: This thread title held so much promise...
Well boo fucking hoo, Jimbone. We're trying to find Clang a woman, if you want sex go to BangBoat.Com.
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What did you do with "Bizarro McCartney?, You killed him!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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There...........that'll learn ya!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(07-29-2012, 10:25 PM)sally Wrote: Well boo fucking hoo, Jimbone. We're trying to find Clang a woman, if you want sex go to BangBoat.Com.
Good luck with that.
And why did you pick bangboat.com? why not bangbus.com or bangrickshaw.com?
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(07-29-2012, 10:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: What did you do with "Bizarro McCartney?, You killed him!
Fine, I'll put him back up. Jesus.
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(07-28-2012, 08:34 PM)sally Wrote: I'm buzzed too and don't get it, but I think she could slap Clang's fat ass into shape.
Not racist, but not interested in an interracial relationship(I'll make an exception for Asian women though).
Next match, please!
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(07-25-2012, 07:28 PM)username Wrote: Yes. Lots of different places. When my hubby and I first got together, we regularly had sex in other people's bathrooms at parties and stuff. Cracker won't like that idea.
Beaches, back of a moving pick up truck...never on a plane though.
Who is the slut here? Bitch. Get off.
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(08-13-2012, 02:02 PM)Love Child Wrote: (07-25-2012, 07:28 PM)username Wrote: Yes. Lots of different places. When my hubby and I first got together, we regularly had sex in other people's bathrooms at parties and stuff. Cracker won't like that idea.
Beaches, back of a moving pick up truck...never on a plane though.
Who is the slut here? Bitch. Get off.
Don't worry about having a catfight with User over who's the biggest whore, that title was already given to me my Donovan. I sell my body for mojitos, you can't top that shit.
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(07-30-2012, 12:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: (07-28-2012, 08:34 PM)sally Wrote: I'm buzzed too and don't get it, but I think she could slap Clang's fat ass into shape.
Not racist, but not interested in an interracial relationship(I'll make an exception for Asian women though).
Next match, please!![Blowing-kisses Blowing-kisses](https://mockforums.net/images/smilies/26oct2011/blowing-kisses.gif)
I hate to point this out to you Clang, but you really don't have room to be so choosey. Unless you are going for the New 40 Year Old Virgin.
BTW, I know you feel this job is beneath you but I keep seeing signs that Stewarts is hiring at all locations. You'd probably get a discount on ice cream.
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(08-13-2012, 02:02 PM)Love Child Wrote: (07-25-2012, 07:28 PM)username Wrote: Yes. Lots of different places. When my hubby and I first got together, we regularly had sex in other people's bathrooms at parties and stuff. Cracker won't like that idea.
Beaches, back of a moving pick up truck...never on a plane though.
Who is the slut here? Bitch. Get off.
Yeah. Those were the days.
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(08-13-2012, 02:41 PM)ramseycat Wrote: (07-30-2012, 12:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: (07-28-2012, 08:34 PM)sally Wrote: I'm buzzed too and don't get it, but I think she could slap Clang's fat ass into shape.
Not racist, but not interested in an interracial relationship(I'll make an exception for Asian women though).
Next match, please!![Blowing-kisses Blowing-kisses](https://mockforums.net/images/smilies/26oct2011/blowing-kisses.gif)
I hate to point this out to you Clang, but you really don't have room to be so choosey. Unless you are going for the New 40 Year Old Virgin.
BTW, I know you feel this job is beneath you but I keep seeing signs that Stewarts is hiring at all locations. You'd probably get a discount on ice cream.
I never said Stewart's was beneath me. I'd love to work for Stewart's. I had a 5 minute interview last month and then it fizzled....no contact from them....can't seem to get a hold of them. Its pretty fucked up in this economy when I can't even get a low-paying job much less a high paying job(25-35k/yr) to support myself and move out.
I'm not choosey, just realistic. Who in their right mind would date/have sex a 39 year old, 300 lb, unemployed, crossdressing man who lives with their parents? (Don't answer that! ![hah hah](https://mockforums.net/images/smilies/71.gif) )
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