06-19-2013, 09:52 AM
I bought a national lotto scratchcard this morning, I scratched it at lunchtime and what do you know I won £200!
I've just taken it back to the supermarket to claim my prize I walked up to the counter gave the woman my winning card and she said “no that's not right, we can't do that”. I said “oh shit have i read the card wrong?” She said “yeah we can't give out winnings that big over the counter you will have to contact lotto to claim your prize”. I said “really? I thought you would be able to give me £200 over the counter?”
She looked at me like I was the worlds biggest retard and said “you've won £2000 not £200 see?” And she showed me the card like a dog being shown a card trick. “I can't give you £2000 over the counter you see?”. I just grabbed the card back and sneaked out feeling a mixture of happiness and humiliation.
I've just taken it back to the supermarket to claim my prize I walked up to the counter gave the woman my winning card and she said “no that's not right, we can't do that”. I said “oh shit have i read the card wrong?” She said “yeah we can't give out winnings that big over the counter you will have to contact lotto to claim your prize”. I said “really? I thought you would be able to give me £200 over the counter?”
She looked at me like I was the worlds biggest retard and said “you've won £2000 not £200 see?” And she showed me the card like a dog being shown a card trick. “I can't give you £2000 over the counter you see?”. I just grabbed the card back and sneaked out feeling a mixture of happiness and humiliation.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.