JEWISH WEDDING

[Cutz]

I can tolerate the Buddhists, that's about it.

That reminds me of the time I caddied for the Dali Lama.

He was a big hitter. He had these long flowing robes, bald, he was quite striking.

When he finished his round I said, "Hey Lama, how about a little something for the effort?

He said, "there will be no money. But on my deathbed I will receive total consciousness."

So I got that going for me, which is nice.

Your wife must have been a real knockout before they invented electricity.