I fantasize daily of being MF's body pillow...I rejoice in being rude & uncouth & never having to pay real life consequences...Choosing provocative pix as my avatars, making naughty posts to go along with them & then sitting back & watching others become wound up & spinning like a top out of control {my personal fav ::dlaugh:...Hanging with queers, dykes, pedos & those that prefer bestiality sexand calling them my friends.
I got nothing. I don't raise hamsters, molest body pillows, stick my fingers up my ass, ride horses, rub garlic all over my genitals, none of that stuff. I guess I'm not winning this one.
sally Wrote:I got nothing. I don't raise hamsters, molest body pillows, stick my fingers up my ass, ride horses, rub garlic all over my genitals, none of that stuff. I guess I'm not winning this one.
not even one teeny-weeny little vice, like maybe ax-murders? ::death::
I like to pass around pictures of myself on the internet with various objects shoved up my ass, preferably while wearing nothing but leather straps and having oral sex with transexuals on pool tables in nightclubs.
SyberBitch Wrote:I like to pass around pictures of myself on the internet with various objects shoved up my ass, preferably while wearing nothing but leather straps and having oral sex with transexuals on pool tables in nightclubs.
Do I win?
I don't know if you win but I can't get the damn visual out of my head.
SyberBitch Wrote:I like to pass around pictures of myself on the internet with various objects shoved up my ass, preferably while wearing nothing but leather straps and having oral sex with transexuals on pool tables in nightclubs.
i have another deep dark secret...i don't eat donuts. i know this is unacceptable behavior in cops, and might deprive all the fucking geniuses of the opportunity to excercise their wit and originality. after all, NOBODY ever thought of donut/cop jokes before! please don't tell my sheriff! OH THE SHAME AND DISHONOR! ::
jackboots Wrote:i have another deep dark secret...i don't eat donuts. i know this is unacceptable behavior in cops, and might deprive all the fucking geniuses of the opportunity to excercise their wit and originality. after all, NOBODY ever thought of donut/cop jokes before! please don't tell my sheriff! OH THE SHAME AND DISHONOR! ::
Really? Being a cop aside, how can you not eat donuts??? It's DONUTS!!
SyberBitch Wrote:I like to pass around pictures of myself on the internet with various objects shoved up my ass, preferably while wearing nothing but leather straps and having oral sex with transexuals on pool tables in nightclubs.
SyberBitch Wrote:I like to pass around pictures of myself on the internet with various objects shoved up my ass, preferably while wearing nothing but leather straps and having oral sex with transexuals on pool tables in nightclubs.