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#21
10-13-2009, 11:07 AM
I fantasize daily of being MF's body pillow...I rejoice in being rude & uncouth & never having to pay real life consequences...Choosing provocative pix as my avatars, making naughty posts to go along with them & then sitting back & watching others become wound up & spinning like a top out of control {my personal fav ::dlaugh:113...Hanging with queers, dykes, pedos & those that prefer bestiality sexand calling them my friends.
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#22
10-13-2009, 11:17 AM
I'd include my Buzz Lightyear love, but I think that's perfectly normal.
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#23
10-13-2009, 11:20 AM
It's so normal that I think every home should have at least one.
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#24
10-13-2009, 11:32 AM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I'd include my Buzz Lightyear love, but I think that's perfectly normal.

poor Buzz would get lost forever in brother's cavernous dripping rancid odiferous twat ::bvomit::

Buzz: 25!!!! ::lmao::


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10-13-2009, 11:36 AM
jackboots Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I'd include my Buzz Lightyear love, but I think that's perfectly normal.

poor Buzz would get lost forever in brother's cavernous dripping rancid odiferous twat ::bvomit::

Buzz: 25!!!! ::lmao::
I know I always ask this when someone posts a photo of a fat person, but why is their ass on backwards? Seriously, that freaks me out.
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#26
10-13-2009, 11:39 AM
I got nothing. I don't raise hamsters, molest body pillows, stick my fingers up my ass, ride horses, rub garlic all over my genitals, none of that stuff. I guess I'm not winning this one.
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#27
10-13-2009, 11:41 AM
Oh...My...God !...Run, everyone...



RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
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#28
10-13-2009, 11:45 AM
And further more...Buzz would NEVER find his way under all that...Fuckin' Aye, that is some bone chilling yuck.









21I surely do wish this edit flag would eat shit & die.
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#29
10-13-2009, 11:46 AM
sally Wrote:I got nothing. I don't raise hamsters, molest body pillows, stick my fingers up my ass, ride horses, rub garlic all over my genitals, none of that stuff. I guess I'm not winning this one.
not even one teeny-weeny little vice, like maybe ax-murders? ::death::

















































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#30
10-13-2009, 12:00 PM
She's married to a Eastern European, there's gotta be some kink there.
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#31
10-13-2009, 12:07 PM
My younger boytoy? That's pretty much all I got.
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10-13-2009, 12:08 PM
Dig deep, baby..that's not good enough.
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10-13-2009, 12:08 PM
I like to pass around pictures of myself on the internet with various objects shoved up my ass, preferably while wearing nothing but leather straps and having oral sex with transexuals on pool tables in nightclubs.

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10-13-2009, 12:10 PM
SyberBitch Wrote:I like to pass around pictures of myself on the internet with various objects shoved up my ass, preferably while wearing nothing but leather straps and having oral sex with transexuals on pool tables in nightclubs.

Do I win?

I don't know if you win but I can't get the damn visual out of my head.

Thanks for that. Smiley_emoticons_stumm
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10-13-2009, 12:10 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I think of Duchess while I hump body pillows. 12
You imagine she's shaped like a rectangular chunk of foam?

Well, if you stuff in the right spots she's quite voluptuous.
You can tell he's had a lot of practice at this...
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10-13-2009, 12:11 PM
SyberBitch Wrote:I like to pass around pictures of myself on the internet with various objects shoved up my ass, preferably while wearing nothing but leather straps and having oral sex with transexuals on pool tables in nightclubs.

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Sinister, is that you?
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#37
10-13-2009, 12:14 PM
i have another deep dark secret...i don't eat donuts. i know this is unacceptable behavior in cops, and might deprive all the fucking geniuses of the opportunity to excercise their wit and originality. after all, NOBODY ever thought of donut/cop jokes before! please don't tell my sheriff! OH THE SHAME AND DISHONOR! :Blush:21


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#38
10-13-2009, 12:15 PM
jackboots Wrote:i have another deep dark secret...i don't eat donuts. i know this is unacceptable behavior in cops, and might deprive all the fucking geniuses of the opportunity to excercise their wit and originality. after all, NOBODY ever thought of donut/cop jokes before! please don't tell my sheriff! OH THE SHAME AND DISHONOR! :Blush:21
Really? Being a cop aside, how can you not eat donuts??? It's DONUTS!!
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10-13-2009, 12:16 PM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:I like to pass around pictures of myself on the internet with various objects shoved up my ass, preferably while wearing nothing but leather straps and having oral sex with transexuals on pool tables in nightclubs.

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Sinister, is that you?
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10-13-2009, 12:17 PM
SyberBitch Wrote:I like to pass around pictures of myself on the internet with various objects shoved up my ass, preferably while wearing nothing but leather straps and having oral sex with transexuals on pool tables in nightclubs.

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you're close! ::lmao::

















































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