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Admit it baldy, you want to surrender to Richard's passions!
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Is that wisteria or lilac? Richard wants to know.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(08-06-2014, 10:52 AM)Baldawgbites Wrote: Send Jessica Alba... I'll cook for her and maybe get some sweet action later in the evening... If not... I'll rufie her, and take Nude selfies while sitting next to her semi conscious body on my couch.
You got it.
It's always wise to have a Plan B. So, I'll push Richard into second string position just in case Jessica has important appointments that she can't reschedule when your time comes.
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She might be busy tanning her ass or something like that.
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(06-19-2014, 03:53 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: A Special thanks to Blindgreed for sending me the link to this forum... I was an Eagles Message Board Legend... but have been relegated to lowly Newb here I will do my best to insult and ridicule all Dallass and NY Gunt, and Foreskin Fans, and pretty much anyone else who I feel deserves it... Feel free to return the favor, All is in Jest and I'm looking forward to the snappy Reparte'.
well now look what the cat dragged in here after emb
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out of curiosity, how many banned emb chumps are in here?
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hey I like this
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ok there we go
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(08-07-2014, 01:33 AM)cruehead Wrote: how many banned emb chumps are in here?
A couple, maybe three. Most of them went to a different board, Mock isn't really their cup of tea. They want to fuck off, not hangout with a bunch of intellectual assholes.
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EMB?
Devil Money Stealing Aunt 
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It's a sports site. The Mods are heavy handed and many have jumped ship.
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Welcome, cruehead. Did you show up hoping to get some of that sweet Richard Simmons action?
Word spreads quickly in some circles, I guess.
To be expected though; the pearl necklace (with or without the tutu) always seems to attract a certain type of sports fan -- not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Oh for FUCK sakes, is that Dark Crusader?  Sup DC?
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(08-07-2014, 10:40 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Word spreads quickly in some circles.
Did you show up hoping to get some of that sweet Richard Simmons action, cruehead?
The pearl necklace (with or without the tutu) seems to attract a certain type of sports fan, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Welcome. Agreed... Cowballs fans are loopy.
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Sorry Gunnar -- edited my post a bit while you were quoting it.
Anyway......cruehead's a Dallas Cowboys fan, huh?
Does he always choose his teams based on their cheerleaders' outfits?
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(08-07-2014, 10:48 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Sorry Gunnar -- edited my post a bit while you were quoting it.
Anyway......cruehead's a Dallas Cowboys fan, huh?
Does he always choose his teams based on their cheerleaders' outfits? If he can get into the outfit he's a fan.
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(08-07-2014, 11:02 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: If he can get into the outfit he's a fan.
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^^ Cruehead?
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(08-05-2014, 03:26 PM)Cutz Wrote: (08-05-2014, 03:01 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I have a friend who's higher up in the Make a Wish Foundation.
I'm trying to work a deal for Jessica Alba to visit Baldawg should he become gravely ill.
I had to tell my friend that The Dawg was 10 years old. But, I didn't feel like I was being deceptive given Baldwag's level of maturity and all. Forget Alba and make it Richard Simmons and Baldy will be giving mustache rides to heaven.
mustache rides.
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(08-07-2014, 10:40 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Welcome, cruehead. Did you show up hoping to get some of that sweet Richard Simmons action?
Word spreads quickly in some circles, I guess.
To be expected though; the pearl necklace (with or without the tutu) always seems to attract a certain type of sports fan -- not that there's anything wrong with that. Christ this shit sounds like fag talk. don't tell me the fags congregate in here too.
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