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FOOD FOR THOUGHT
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#101
07-31-2015, 11:11 AM
Everything that is good causes cancer. I like my steak cooked over high heat so it's nicely charred or seared on the outside and medium rare on the inside, if I can't have it like that I'd rather not eat it at all. I'm not going to buy expensive steaks and then cook them slowly over low heat until they're tough and gray.
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07-31-2015, 11:16 AM
I cook my steaks 1" thick for 7 min on one side then flip and 4 min on the other after smearing them with olive oil/ S&P. They must be T-Bones though.
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07-31-2015, 11:25 AM
In my previous post, I forgot to add my famous quote I used for years: "Research Causes Cancer"! hah
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02-28-2016, 12:55 PM


DANGER! DANGER! It's Girl Scout cookie time. I just saw them at two separate places selling cookies, or rather I saw their mothers, there wasn't a young girl in sight. WTF is up with that?
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02-28-2016, 01:22 PM
(02-28-2016, 12:55 PM)Duchess Wrote:

DANGER! DANGER! It's Girl Scout cookie time. I just saw them at two separate places selling cookies, or rather I saw their mothers, there wasn't a young girl in sight. WTF is up with that?

I've been getting GSC since January.
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02-28-2016, 01:25 PM
(02-28-2016, 01:22 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I've been getting GSC since January.


If you tell me you eat a box a day without suffering any consequences I'm going to want to slap you. Dramaqueen
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02-28-2016, 05:31 PM
(02-28-2016, 01:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(02-28-2016, 01:22 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I've been getting GSC since January.


If you tell me you eat a box a day without suffering any consequences I'm going to want to slap you. Dramaqueen

No, can't do that anymore, but a half a box is still okay. Between me and the b/f, we've put away 4 boxes of Lemonaides, and 8 or 10 boxes of Thin Mints...so far!!
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02-28-2016, 05:34 PM
(02-28-2016, 05:31 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Between me and the b/f, we've put away 4 boxes of Lemonaides, and 8 or 10 boxes of Thin Mints...so far!!


28 You fat fuck!

To clarify, I know you're only as big around as my pinky finger. Ha!
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02-28-2016, 05:47 PM
(02-28-2016, 05:34 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(02-28-2016, 05:31 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Between me and the b/f, we've put away 4 boxes of Lemonaides, and 8 or 10 boxes of Thin Mints...so far!!


28 You fat fuck!

To clarify, I know you're only as big around as my pinky finger. Ha!

Nah...I've been falling apart since I turned 50 last summer...seriously! All kinds of new aches and pains I've never had before. And...I'm getting a pouch. Haha! I'm trying to get rid of it before vaca next month.
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03-01-2016, 05:10 PM


I like roasted carrots.

Now I'm on the hunt for a roasted cauliflower recipe and one for brussels spouts too.

Do you like vegetables?
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03-01-2016, 05:38 PM
Do you char them on a few sides? With soy sauce?
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03-01-2016, 05:50 PM


No, I've never done that but it sounds good because I like soy sauce. Now I'm thinking about corn on the cob.
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03-01-2016, 05:51 PM


...and fresh tomatoes.
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03-06-2016, 02:38 PM


I have a yen for french fries. Hot. With salt and a little vinegar.
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#115
03-06-2016, 02:47 PM
(03-06-2016, 02:38 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Hot. With salt and a little vinegar.

From this I'd surmise that you're a swallower, not a spitter.
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03-06-2016, 03:36 PM
I love French fries with salt and vinegar.

I use to swallow until my husband hit his 40s. It's not healthy to swallow old people cum.
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03-06-2016, 07:23 PM
(03-06-2016, 03:36 PM)sally Wrote: It's not healthy to swallow old people cum.

Maybe, but it sure tastes good. At least my own does.94
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03-06-2016, 07:39 PM


Cocksucka!
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03-06-2016, 08:07 PM
(03-06-2016, 07:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-06-2016, 03:36 PM)sally Wrote: It's not healthy to swallow old people cum.

Maybe, but it sure tastes good. At least my own does.94

You're giving yourself cancer, you retard. Try a glass of water at night instead, you'll be surprised how much more refreshing it is.
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03-07-2016, 07:47 AM
(03-06-2016, 08:07 PM)sally Wrote:
(03-06-2016, 07:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-06-2016, 03:36 PM)sally Wrote: It's not healthy to swallow old people cum.

Maybe, but it sure tastes good. At least my own does.94

You're giving yourself cancer, you retard. Try a glass of water at night instead, you'll be surprised how much more refreshing it is.
Mmmm....Delicious, suckulent cancer.*drools*
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