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FOOD FOR THOUGHT
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#121
03-07-2016, 09:17 AM
Most hated Mockers:
1. Clang
2. Clang
3. Clang

Thats not the dinner bell dingbat.
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#122
03-07-2016, 07:45 PM
(03-07-2016, 09:17 AM)Maggot Wrote: Most hated Mockers:
1. Clang
2. Clang
3. Clang

Thats not the dinner bell dingbat.

Hated? I'm still ON TOPIC. Cum is food....high in protein.

If you'd like just pretend I'm talking about cumin powder.
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03-07-2016, 09:20 PM
(03-06-2016, 03:36 PM)sally Wrote: I love French fries with salt and vinegar.

I use to swallow until my husband hit his 40s. It's not healthy to swallow old people cum.


Sorry, cant get past the fact that Sally swallows. I will think about that later.
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03-07-2016, 09:22 PM
(03-06-2016, 07:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-06-2016, 03:36 PM)sally Wrote: It's not healthy to swallow old people cum.

Maybe, but it sure tastes good. At least my own does.94

Ok , lets fuck this thread up also.
Do you shoot it in your hand and lick it off your fingers. Or position yourself in a way that you shoot it straight into your mouth?
Inquiring minds want to Know. LMAO !!!
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#125
03-07-2016, 11:17 PM
I'd prefer swallowing, why would you want to hold that shit in your mouth while looking for somewhere to spit it when you could just take it down the throat real quick. A lot easier and less messy. Unless the man is old of course and you just spit it out for health reasons.
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03-08-2016, 07:41 AM
(03-07-2016, 09:22 PM)F.U. Wrote:
(03-06-2016, 07:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-06-2016, 03:36 PM)sally Wrote: It's not healthy to swallow old people cum.

Maybe, but it sure tastes good. At least my own does.94

Ok , lets fuck this thread up also.
Do you shoot it in your hand and lick it off your fingers. Or position yourself in a way that you shoot it straight into your mouth?
Inquiring minds want to Know. LMAO !!!

Shoot it in the hand and lick it off the fingers.
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#127
03-08-2016, 12:57 PM


Fucking hell. What the hell is this shit.

On second thought, maybe it's not so bad. I usually come into this thread to talk about food. I'm always hungry because I never eat all that I want to. At least this crap takes away my appetite.
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#128
03-08-2016, 01:04 PM
(03-08-2016, 12:57 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Fucking hell. What the hell is this shit.

On second thought, maybe it's not so bad. I usually come into this thread to talk about food. I'm always hungry because I never eat all that I want to. At least this crap takes away my appetite.

A lot of people were missing Clang.

Careful what you wish for.
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#129
03-08-2016, 01:08 PM
(03-08-2016, 01:04 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: A lot of people were missing Clang.


I was one of them! Is the only way I can have him is if he licking cum from his fingers?
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03-08-2016, 02:40 PM
(03-08-2016, 01:08 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-08-2016, 01:04 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: A lot of people were missing Clang.


I was one of them! Is the only way I can have him is if he licking cum from his fingers?

A dildo in his ass too.

That's the only way you can have him.
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#131
03-08-2016, 02:54 PM


*face palm* Aww fuckity fuck. It all looks so bad.
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#132
03-08-2016, 02:55 PM
I should start a toilet bowl thread and just dump ugly stuff like this in it.
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03-08-2016, 04:42 PM


When I'm hungry it sometimes makes me crabby. I was hungry and irate about Donald Fuckface and now that I've eaten I'm happy as a clam.
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03-08-2016, 05:59 PM
You will be upset again when you realize he will be our next President.
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03-08-2016, 06:03 PM


*snorts* He is not going to be our next President.
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03-08-2016, 06:09 PM
Yep , Mine and yours and everyone else's. Or are you going to move to Canada when he is elected ?
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03-08-2016, 06:19 PM


Why would I do that when I have a tiny piece of heaven here?
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03-08-2016, 06:21 PM
A slice of heaven that King Trump will rule over.
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03-08-2016, 06:22 PM


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03-08-2016, 06:24 PM
I wonder how much he will charge per night for a room at the new Trump Hotel/casino in Washington?
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