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FOOD FOR THOUGHT
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#261
08-08-2016, 01:19 AM
Chick Filet does have a slight sweet taste that I can't quite put my finger on, I thought maybe it was the first marinade with the salt and brown sugar. Vanilla extract may play a part somewhere in there but I don't think so. I lead you up to the pickle juice, that's all I'm willing to be responsible for.
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08-08-2016, 09:40 PM
it came out great! Everyone liked it and with seasoned fries it came together. I cut the chicken into strips 1' x 1.5" and about 8" long, coated with egg, milk and a teaspoon of vanilla extract, then put them in a bowl of seasoned bread crumbs shook them to coat then deep fried them. It took me almost 2 hrs but was worth it. My kids go nuts over the French fries and say they are the best. Crisco is great for it.
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08-11-2016, 01:09 PM


Sally, have you ever heard of a dump cake? I was sitting on my girlfriend's counter as she was moving around her kitchen and she scooped something into a little bowl and told me to try it. It was wonderful, sorta like a cobbler. She said even I couldn't fuck it up. She dumped like 3 ingredients into a baking dish and that was it. No real work whatsoever and it was divine. I don't make stuff like that much simply because I don't want it around, maybe in a few years when I no longer care how big my ass gets.
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08-11-2016, 01:31 PM
I've heard of it, but never tried it. I also saw a cookbook called Dump Recipes the other day at the grocery store. I'm going to look through it next time. If I could dump a few things in a pot and have a delicious dinner ready in minutes that would be awesome.
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08-11-2016, 05:47 PM
(08-11-2016, 01:09 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Sally, have you ever heard of a dump cake? I was sitting on my girlfriend's counter as she was moving around her kitchen and she scooped something into a little bowl and told me to try it. It was wonderful, sorta like a cobbler. She said even I couldn't fuck it up. She dumped like 3 ingredients into a baking dish and that was it. No real work whatsoever and it was divine. I don't make stuff like that much simply because I don't want it around, maybe in a few years when I no longer care how big my ass gets.

Um....

Nah, that poop joke is too obvious. Good evening, Duchess.
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08-11-2016, 05:53 PM
(08-11-2016, 05:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Um....

Nah, that poop joke is too obvious. Good evening, Duchess.


Hi, sweetie pie. I'm just now seeing how obvious it really is. Jesus.
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08-11-2016, 05:55 PM
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08-11-2016, 07:14 PM
(08-11-2016, 05:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(08-11-2016, 05:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Um....

Nah, that poop joke is too obvious. Good evening, Duchess.


Hi, sweetie pie. I'm just now seeing how obvious it really is. Jesus.

It didn't even come to my mind until now. Only a proper lady like Clang would think of such a thing.
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08-11-2016, 08:19 PM
(08-11-2016, 07:14 PM)sally Wrote:
(08-11-2016, 05:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(08-11-2016, 05:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Um....

Nah, that poop joke is too obvious. Good evening, Duchess.


Hi, sweetie pie. I'm just now seeing how obvious it really is. Jesus.

Oh you!Blowing-kisses

It didn't even come to my mind until now. Only a proper lady like Clang would think of such a thing.
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08-11-2016, 08:20 PM
(08-11-2016, 07:14 PM)sally Wrote:
(08-11-2016, 05:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(08-11-2016, 05:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Um....

Nah, that poop joke is too obvious. Good evening, Duchess.


Hi, sweetie pie. I'm just now seeing how obvious it really is. Jesus.



It didn't even come to my mind until now. Only a proper lady like Clang would think of such a thing.

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08-12-2016, 03:45 PM


I'm starving and I want something wonderful to eat. Anyone want to go for dinner, I'll buy? Get your ass over here.
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08-12-2016, 03:47 PM
Wish I could, bet there is some good seafood up your way
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08-12-2016, 03:48 PM


Fresh off the boat. We can sit on the patio and watch them bring it in.
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08-12-2016, 04:09 PM
With a nice glass of white so cold it hurts your teeth
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08-12-2016, 05:56 PM
(08-12-2016, 03:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm starving and I want something wonderful to eat. Anyone want to go for dinner, I'll buy? Get your ass over here.

I'll come, but please don't eat my donkey.
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08-12-2016, 06:12 PM


Your donkey is safe, I don't eat meat.
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08-12-2016, 08:08 PM
How can you have your pudding if you don't eat your meat?
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08-12-2016, 08:22 PM
Every now & then I get a yen for a burger or steak but then in my mind's eye I see the blood on my plate and I'm revolted. However, several months ago I ate some ribs like a savage.
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08-12-2016, 10:59 PM
Is it wrong that I like the fatty juicy squirt from a sausage that sat on the grill after everyone ate and went home?
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08-12-2016, 11:02 PM
Only if you imagined what Clang would have been thinking.
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