FOOD FOR THOUGHT

[Maggot]

That means they have more blood in them. My Uncle had chickens that had splotches of blood in them they were pretty good. You couldn't even tell when they were mixed.

[Duchess]

Sally, do something with Mock's kitchen forum. C'mon. Do I have to beg, wench? Make it your own, do what you want, add some excitement. You have a wealth of knowledge, use it for the good of Mock.

[sally]

I'll see I can come up with something nifty. What if I get an instagram account and start posting pictures of the food I cook, gather up a bunch of followers and then put the link for the recipes here. That should bring some weirdos to the forum.

[Duchess]

I'm fine with whatever you want to do, I trust your judgement.

Do you want a new title? I'll give you one & change the color of your name too. Completely serious. You'll be Mock's kitchen Mod.

[Clang McFly]

I'll see I can come up with something nifty. What if I get an instagram account and start posting pictures of the food I cook, gather up a bunch of followers and then put the link for the recipes here. That should bring some weirdos to the forum.

finally a reason to sign up for Instagram!

[sally]

I'm fine with whatever you want to do, I trust your judgement.

Do you want a new title? I'll give you one & change the color of your name too. Completely serious. You'll be Mock's kitchen Mod.

Sure I'll take a new title, call me whatever you want. I would also like the color of my name to be purple.

If a viscous fight starts in here, however, don't expect me to break it up.

[BigMark]

These are the bomb!

https://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/ooey-...29cf34bbbd

[sally]

Those sound really good and easy. Im not into baking cookies and cakes and crap, but those sound easy enough to make for christmas.

[Clang McFly]

I'm fine with whatever you want to do, I trust your judgement.

Do you want a new title? I'll give you one & change the color of your name too. Completely serious. You'll be Mock's kitchen Mod.

Sure I'll take a new title, call me whatever you want. I would also like the color of my name to be purple.

If a viscous fight starts in here, however, don't expect me to break it up.

FOOD FIGHT!

*throws a pumpkin pie at Duchess*

[Duchess]

Sure I'll take a new title, call me whatever you want. I would also like the color of my name to be purple.

If a viscous fight starts in here, however, don't expect me to break it up.

Done! Your new title is in Hungarian, I'd be happy to change it to whatever you want.

[sally]

Thank you, but do you think you could change that title to Arabic?

[BigMark]

I'm going back to Sally, Sally, Sally
I'm going back to Sally m hmm, I don't think so
I'm going back to Sally, Sally, Sally
I'm going back to Sally m, I don't think so

Going back to Sally, styling, profiling
Growling, and smiling, while in the sun
The top is down, on the black Corvette
And it's fly, cause it's sitting on Dayton's
Laurents steering wheel, plushed out, gold-leaf phantom top
And three girls waiting
Vroom engine's blowing, the chrome, is shining
Passing all the cars on the way
Movement of the wind, back wheels spin
Pop in a cassette and push play
I'm going back to  Sally, Sally, Sally
I'm going back to Sally, yea y'all, I don't think so
I'm going back to Sally, Sally, Sally
I'm going back to Sally
I'm going back to Sally, shaking 'em, baking 'em
Takin 'em to spots they never before hung
The place, on Sunset it's a trip
Where the A.C.'s cold, and the girls still strip
The record skip, but this girl kept dancing
Prancing, grinding, grinning, romancing
I asked her to the barn, so we could hit the hay
I want to do this, Brutus, but I don't want to pay
I'm going back to  Sally, Sally, Sally
I'm going back to Sally, no man I don't think so
I'm going back to  Sally, Sally, Sally
I'm going back to Sally
I'm going back to Sally, rising, surprising
Advising, realizing, she's sizing me up
Her bikini, small; heels, tall
She said, she liked, the ocean
She showed me a beach, gave me a peach
And pulled out the suntan lotion
Now I thought that was fast, but this girl was faster
She's looking for a real good time
I said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise, "
And I ran away with the bottle of wine
I'm going back to  Sally, Sally, Sally
I'm going back to Sally, I don't think so
I'm going back to  Sally, Sally, Sally
I'm going back to Sally, I don't think so

[sally]

Just kidding, it's fine. What does it say? I don't read Hungarian and I can only speak a handful of words.

[Duchess]

Just kidding, it's fine. What does it say? I don't read Hungarian and I can only speak a handful of words.

It's supposed to say Kitchen Bitch (I used Google translate) but I just checked and it says Kitchen Whore. Da fuck! Ahahahaha! My God.

[Love Child]

It is so pretty!

[Duchess]

FOOD FIGHT!

*throws a pumpkin pie at Duchess*

*nails Clang with an orange*

[sally]

Just kidding, it's fine. What does it say? I don't read Hungarian and I can only speak a handful of words.

It's supposed to say Kitchen Bitch (I used Google translate) but I just checked and it says Kitchen Whore. Da fuck! Ahahahaha! My God.

I like it .

[Clang McFly]

FOOD FIGHT!

*throws a pumpkin pie at Duchess*

*nails Clang with an orange*

*starts to throw a turkey leg, chimps down on it instead *

[BigMark]

bone ape a teet.

[HairOfTheDog]

I wondered why sally's name was in purple all of a sudden.

I like the idea of sally being Mock's kitchen mod/bitch/whore -- khonya kurva alright.

It might be even better with a bantering side-kick.

Sal and Clang Cookin' In Da Kitchen -- Mock's version of Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg.