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FOOD FOR THOUGHT
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04-29-2021, 10:25 PM
(04-29-2021, 05:50 PM)rothschild Wrote:
(04-06-2021, 10:53 PM)BigMark Wrote: A pilot says the only country you can smell before you land is India.

You can smell Mexico from about 50 miles away.

You call your asshole Mexico? 113
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04-29-2021, 11:21 PM
(04-15-2021, 06:19 PM)sally Wrote: Can you get whole belly clams aka Ipswich clams cheap where you're at Maggot? I know you can get Maine lobster cheap. I wanted to order some and have them shipped, but they're ridiculously expensive. They are so good fried and only a couple of restaurants serve them here, they must have a secret source.


No seafood is going to be cheap this year, unless you know someone who doesn't care about the restrictions.    I knew a couple of guys last year who went out digging,  and got slapped with so many fines.   It really sux.  Clams used to be really cheap in the brook,  now the government is fucking everywhere.
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04-30-2021, 01:40 AM
not true
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04-30-2021, 08:20 AM
(04-30-2021, 01:40 AM)BigMark Wrote: not true

Oh?
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04-30-2021, 10:15 AM
Too clangy...
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04-30-2021, 10:41 AM
(04-29-2021, 10:25 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(04-29-2021, 05:50 PM)rothschild Wrote:
(04-06-2021, 10:53 PM)BigMark Wrote: A pilot says the only country you can smell before you land is India.

You can smell Mexico from about 50 miles away.

You call your asshole Mexico? 113

Ahahahahaha! Good one, Clangy.
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04-30-2021, 12:37 PM
(04-30-2021, 10:41 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(04-29-2021, 10:25 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(04-29-2021, 05:50 PM)rothschild Wrote:
(04-06-2021, 10:53 PM)BigMark Wrote: A pilot says the only country you can smell before you land is India.

You can smell Mexico from about 50 miles away.

You call your asshole Mexico? 113

Ahahahahaha! Good one, Clangy.

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05-04-2021, 01:26 PM
Sometimes water is the most delicious beverage...like right now.
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05-04-2021, 02:21 PM
(05-04-2021, 01:26 PM)Duchess Wrote: Sometimes water is the most delicious beverage...like right now.

Yep, but it has to be "ICE COLD"!
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05-04-2021, 02:35 PM
(05-04-2021, 01:26 PM)Duchess Wrote: Sometimes water is the most delicious beverage...like right now.

I drink probably a gallon of water a day and on top of that beer and coffee. No wonder I pee myself all the time.
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05-04-2021, 02:48 PM
You probably don't get sick much given the amount of water you drink, you're flushing the toxins out.
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05-10-2021, 10:41 AM
I just ate a frozen chocolate covered cherry and it was so good I popped another one in my warm mouth to suck on.
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05-14-2021, 10:16 PM
(05-10-2021, 10:41 AM)Duchess Wrote: I just ate a frozen chocolate covered cherry and it was so good I popped another one in my warm mouth to suck on.

Damn,  that sounds awesome.   If it was an edible,  it would be double awesome.  hah
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05-15-2021, 09:40 AM
It was delicious and it's unfortunate that I have a shit ton of them.
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05-30-2021, 02:48 PM
Holy fuckity fuck. I'm deleting that, guys.
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05-30-2021, 05:23 PM
Suck it!
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05-30-2021, 05:58 PM
i did not know it but it only takes 3-5 min to boil corn on the cob. You can leave it in the water for 10 min but you have to take it outta the water by then or it gets tough. I learn something every day.
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05-30-2021, 06:07 PM
I got some corn on the cob for tomorrow. NomNomNom. I knew about the 3 minute thing, but I wish I could do a better job of it on the grill. I'd like to have it that way sometimes, but I've screwed it up every time.
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05-30-2021, 06:32 PM
My strawberries are coming up. they flowered last week and there must be 100 berries out there. The Chipmunks are all fucked up now that I got rid of my fence.  hah Life is good.
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06-11-2021, 03:36 PM
It's raining or I would be outdoors so I ate a chocolate chip cookie instead. 
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