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More Cartoon Characters less people
Love Child Offline
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08-20-2015, 02:22 AM
For advertising campaigns. I don't need to see a real person, do you? No jello pudding pop dude, no subway footlong dude, none of that. Just slap a cartoon character on your brand and I'm good!

If cartoon characters were accused of a crime what would they be?

Stick to characters used in advertising only!
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08-20-2015, 06:22 AM


...and not to mention, cartoon characters are often waaaay more likable than many people.
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08-20-2015, 07:38 AM
I don't need either, just show me your product, price and tell me why I should buy it
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08-20-2015, 09:32 AM
(08-20-2015, 02:22 AM)Love Child Wrote: If cartoon characters were accused of a crime what would they be?

Stick to characters used in advertising only!

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Charges: Aggravated Assault; illegal possession of a controlled substance (steroids); peeping
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08-20-2015, 10:36 AM
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Wanted: stalking, impersonating a police officer, public masturbation and calling aussiebitch between 1 and 4AM with offers of solicitation.
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08-20-2015, 12:51 PM
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Crimes: shell game fraud; racketeering
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08-20-2015, 01:39 PM
WANTED

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Known as the Pillsbury Doughboy for shoplifting half baked cinnamon rolls, aggravated assault with a rolling pin and attempted murder with food poisoning. Also known to use the alias "Sally"
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08-20-2015, 02:37 PM
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Too much cocaine. Never fully recovered from the 70's and still trying to trick those kids.
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04-22-2019, 03:52 PM
These were my favorites.

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04-22-2019, 04:45 PM
I never figured the Pillsbury Doughboy as a tucker.
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04-22-2019, 07:05 PM
Why does he bother?
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04-22-2019, 08:01 PM
Maybe it keeps his yeast from rising.
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04-22-2019, 08:33 PM
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PEPE - Accused of Incitement to violence, hate speech, being a member of a terrorist organisation. 

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04-23-2019, 09:19 AM
The Mucinex cartoon mascot is kinda gross.

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03-01-2020, 07:10 PM
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11-04-2020, 05:15 PM
it's been a long time since I've eaten rabbit..............Bugs bunny rabbit.
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11-04-2020, 05:20 PM
I was recently telling someone how amused I am by the squirrels in my yard, I like them enough that I buy food & treats for them. I wondered aloud how someone could eat those precious little critters and he said, "because they are delicious". Jesus!
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11-04-2020, 05:39 PM
Oh my gosh. I couldn't even imagine eating a squirrel or chipmunk.

I buy chicken food and dried worms for the ducks in the park. Sometimes I think I am just fattening them up for someone to eat for Thanksgiving.

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11-04-2020, 05:51 PM
They eat muskrat here too. *heaves*
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11-04-2020, 06:53 PM
(11-04-2020, 05:20 PM)Duchess Wrote: I was recently telling someone how amused I am by the squirrels in my yard, I like them enough that I buy food & treats for them. I wondered aloud how someone could eat those precious little critters and he said, "because they are delicious". Jesus!
I've been thinking about buying some food for the squirrels I see on my walk to work, especially for the lazy squirrel that didn't gather nuts for the winter. 

I personally wouldn't eat a squirrel but I certainly wouldn't judge s homeless person or someone lost in the woods if they ate a squirrel rather than starve to death.
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