More Cartoon Characters less people

[Love Child]

For advertising campaigns. I don't need to see a real person, do you? No jello pudding pop dude, no subway footlong dude, none of that. Just slap a cartoon character on your brand and I'm good!

If cartoon characters were accused of a crime what would they be?

Stick to characters used in advertising only!

[Duchess]

...and not to mention, cartoon characters are often waaaay more likable than many people.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

I don't need either, just show me your product, price and tell me why I should buy it

[HairOfTheDog]

If cartoon characters were accused of a crime what would they be?

Stick to characters used in advertising only!

Charges: Aggravated Assault; illegal possession of a controlled substance (steroids); peeping

[Maggot]

Wanted: stalking, impersonating a police officer, public masturbation and calling aussiebitch between 1 and 4AM with offers of solicitation.

[HairOfTheDog]

Crimes: shell game fraud; racketeering

[Maggot]

WANTED



Known as the Pillsbury Doughboy for shoplifting half baked cinnamon rolls, aggravated assault with a rolling pin and attempted murder with food poisoning. Also known to use the alias "Sally"

[Love Child]

Too much cocaine. Never fully recovered from the 70's and still trying to trick those kids.

[Maggot]

These were my favorites.

[Rootilda]

I never figured the Pillsbury Doughboy as a tucker.

[BigMark]

Why does he bother?

[Rootilda]

Maybe it keeps his yeast from rising.

[Fry Guy]

PEPE - Accused of Incitement to violence, hate speech, being a member of a terrorist organisation. 

[HairOfTheDog]

The Mucinex cartoon mascot is kinda gross.

Here's his mug shot.



Charges:  extortion, stalking.

[Maggot]

[Maggot]

it's been a long time since I've eaten rabbit..............Bugs bunny rabbit.

[Duchess]

I was recently telling someone how amused I am by the squirrels in my yard, I like them enough that I buy food & treats for them. I wondered aloud how someone could eat those precious little critters and he said, "because they are delicious". Jesus!

[MirahM]

Oh my gosh. I couldn't even imagine eating a squirrel or chipmunk.

I buy chicken food and dried worms for the ducks in the park. Sometimes I think I am just fattening them up for someone to eat for Thanksgiving.

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[Duchess]

They eat muskrat here too. *heaves*

[Clang McFly]

I was recently telling someone how amused I am by the squirrels in my yard, I like them enough that I buy food & treats for them. I wondered aloud how someone could eat those precious little critters and he said, "because they are delicious". Jesus!

I've been thinking about buying some food for the squirrels I see on my walk to work, especially for the lazy squirrel that didn't gather nuts for the winter. 

I personally wouldn't eat a squirrel but I certainly wouldn't judge s homeless person or someone lost in the woods if they ate a squirrel rather than starve to death.