Luke versus FAHQ

[Middle Finger]

There is something very wrong with a 40 year old man who has a collection of Disney collectors plates.

Unless, of course, he uses them while playing Dungeons & Dragons or with hamsters.

[Cynical Ninja]

Or maybe he uses them as visual aids for his powerpoint presentations to his dog while he buffs his coins with a feather duster tied to his cock.

[Middle Finger]

Maybe he uses them to serve the tooth-rotting candy that he eats while clinging his self-defense cell phone, watching news reports of Muslim riots with his shadow friends.

[Cynical Ninja]

Maybe you are right, inbetween massaging his mommas fat feet and plucking his wifes upper lip. He may even have time to order a new body pillow online that has a photograph of a 12 year old Indonesian boy printed on it?

[Middle Finger]

I doubt he has time to order anything online - not when he is so busy sucking the Queen's strap on and using those plates as knee pads on a floor littered with hamster droppings.

[Cynical Ninja]

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

I doubt he has time to order anything online - not when he is so busy sucking the Queen's strap on and using those plates as knee pads on a floor littered with hamster droppings.

Is this before or after he trys to come to terms with his genetic predisposition towards cowardice and cowardly acts? Or maybe its after his dope addled brain calculates just how much pasta, red meat sauce and olive oil it takes to makes ones skin and hair look like its coated in a layer of vaseline.

[Middle Finger]

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

I doubt he has time to order anything online - not when he is so busy sucking the Queen's strap on and using those plates as knee pads on a floor littered with hamster droppings.

Is this before or after he trys to come to terms with his genetic predisposition towards cowardice and cowardly acts? Or maybe its after his dope addled brain calculates just how much pasta, red meat sauce and olive oil it takes to makes ones skin and hair look like its coated in a layer of vaseline.

No, being British, he was born with a full adjustment toward being a cowardly wannabe world-wide tyrant. No worries there. I only worry that his knee-pad plates will crack from being down blowing the Queen and wiping up hamster turds.