New "Bitch of the day" Thread . . . .

[MirahM]

I get quite a bit by itemizing. I usually get back 350.00 for donating all my trash to Goodwill. It's better than the dump. I have to pay for that.

WTF? For $350?
I gave $1,000 to a non profit and got nothing! It was like the year it had just changed-AND it was just below the amount or some bullshit like that.
(I don't regret giving it btw, I just thought it would make my taxes different)

[BigMark]

Ok, I finally got back from being in the Fuckers chair for almost 2-1/2 hours!!! UGH!

I'm cautiously optimistic with the way things were completed, so far so good.  Time will tell !

If it stays good and did work, will be talking some sort of refund.

What happened?

[Carsman]

Ok, I finally got back from being in the Fuckers chair for almost 2-1/2 hours!!! UGH!

I'm cautiously optimistic with the way things were completed, so far so good.  Time will tell !

If it stays good and did work, will be talking some sort of refund.

What happened?

No refund from the fucker!

Actually it cost me another $357 paid to a dentist here in SNAKEland, (I HATE SNAKES) that the fucker recommended to
me as his friend that I should go to if I had any problems here.

The dentist here didn't know the fucker at all, so the fucker lied! SOB fucker!

Anyway, the dentist here tweaked what the fucker did, and all is well now.

[Carsman]

The Impeachment mess, is just wasting time and money, after all is said and done, it will end up Same Ole Same Ole!

[Maggot]

I get quite a bit by itemizing. I usually get back 350.00 for donating all my trash to Goodwill. It's better than the dump. I have to pay for that.

WTF? For $350?
I gave $1,000 to a non profit and got nothing! It was like the year it had just changed-AND it was just below the amount or some bullshit like that.
(I don't regret giving it btw, I just thought it would make my taxes different)

You have to donate 2000.00 in junk and it helps that they ask how much it's worth before they write the receipt. A broken lamp is 50.00 etc.

[Clang McFly]

The Impeachment mess, is just wasting time and money, after all is said an done, it will end up Same Ole Same Ole!

Most likely. But there is always a chance for hope, divine intervention, and karma

[aussiefriend]

Carsman, you need to have someone do your taxes for you. You need to find out how you can spend money in certain areas and have legitimate tax deductions. Only find someone though who is top notch.

Also, regarding cars in general, you strike me as an expert and if I ever had any questions I would ask you.

I do in fact have the same $375 tax expert for around 10 years do my taxes, and he gets me all the legitimate deductions  I'm entitled to.

What I need is a conniving tax guy like I used to have for years, (He always greeted me saying, lets make you lots of money)
He used to get me an average of over $5,000 thousand dollars back every year. And then eventually he had to go and die.

When you are a nurse, there are so many deductions and crap you have to pay for throughout the year, you can usually get all your tax back. We also have a thing called salary packaging, that is a portion of your salary goes onto a visa debit card and it brings your taxable income down. But with union fees, which you need as it has indemnity insurance, annual registration and other statutory bodies you have to pay. Also, if you are doing post graduate education or any education related to your profession you can claim that along with books and stationary. Heaps more stuff too.

[Carsman]

SNAKEland (I HATE SNAKES) weather sucks, wouldn't you know it, we're supposed to go to an Oldies concert tomorrow night (where the parking is limited) and the weather forecast is for thunderstorms, lightening, heavy rain, and a tornado watch!!! Now That's a Bitch!

[Carsman]

Covid-19 is killing my stocks, lets hope that's all it kills!

[MirahM]

And I just started contributing again. : ( (Mutual Funds)

[Carsman]

Covid-19 is killing my stocks, lets hope that's all it kills!

Wow, in 5 short days, the infection situation has exponentially intensified drastically! The Market is dead.

Marshal Law may be the answer to slowing it down. Many people can't (won't) control themselves to adhere to "suggested" guidelines. (It's too much of a hardship) Even if their life depends on it! Which it does.

[Carsman]

Well the weather today here made it impossible to stay "out doors" so as to get some fresh air.

As the temp was 94, Humidity 68, which made it feel like "100"!!

[Maggot]

Pretty much a perfect day today 60-62 deg
Tomorrow will be even better with sunshine a light breeze and around 66-68  great day to get outside all day. 

[Duchess]

 Many people can't (won't) control themselves to adhere to "suggested" guidelines. (It's too much of a hardship) Even if their life depends on it! Which it does.

I used to have some concern for those people, I no longer do. The sooner they go extinct, the better.

[Clang McFly]

 Many people can't (won't) control themselves to adhere to "suggested" guidelines. (It's too much of a hardship) Even if their life depends on it! Which it does.

I used to have some concern for those people, I no longer do. The sooner they go extinct, the better.

I'm a piece of shit asshole. I should kill myself for wanting to break the rules and see my brother and friend 1 day a week. I spent the last few days cleaning, reorganizing, and dejunking the apartment. I need a reward. Oh fuck, just kill me already. I'm an even bigger asshole than Dennis Leary.

[Duchess]

I'm a piece of shit asshole. I should kill myself for wanting to break the rules and see my brother and friend 1 day a week. I spent the last few days cleaning, reorganizing, and dejunking the apartment. I need a reward. Oh fuck, just kill me already. I'm an even bigger asshole than Dennis Leary.

Knock it off. You're always the only one calling yourself derogatory names like that in Mock.

When Sally calls you names, it's done with affection.

[BigMark]

As penance you must eat a really hot pepper.

[Clang McFly]

I'm a piece of shit asshole. I should kill myself for wanting to break the rules and see my brother and friend 1 day a week. I spent the last few days cleaning, reorganizing, and dejunking the apartment. I need a reward. Oh fuck, just kill me already. I'm an even bigger asshole than Dennis Leary.

Knock it off. You're always the only one calling yourself derogatory names like that in Mock.

When Sally calls you names, it's done with affection.

Yeah I know. Sorry. I'll try to not worry enjoy my little bit of outside time tonight. I just picked up a liter of Jameson and its 65 and sunny af.

[Duchess]

Cheers! Glug Glug.  

[Clang McFly]

Cheers! Glug Glug.  

Cheers! The cigar shop we were going to was shut down last night, but luckily we found a cigar shop near me that is doing curbside pickup. So now we will just hang out at my friend's house and smoke cigars, play poker, and watch TV. It was crazy fun last night, we set off a few fireworks and pissed off one of his neighbors. Crazy lady said she was going to call the cops but luckily didn't.