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the 2020 trivial drivel thread
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#81
02-26-2020, 08:30 PM
(02-21-2020, 09:33 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: Yesterday 5 visitors were grazing on the dwarf bamboo in my back yard. 

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It's kinda hard to spot them, but they are there.

I can spot them with my eyes closed. I like that big tree. What is it?
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02-27-2020, 10:32 AM
(02-26-2020, 04:26 PM)Duchess Wrote: Clang, did you make time to go to Mass today? It's Ash Wednesday. Are you giving up anything for Lent?

When I was a kid in Catholic school,  I was told to give up candy for lent.  I told my teacher  (sister Mary Magdalene) that I wanted to give up being smacked with a ruler for being a southpaw.  It never happened.   The Catholic church can go fuck itself.   I never understood how God was supposed to love everyone,  yet Catholics are so damn judgmental.
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#83
02-27-2020, 11:01 AM
Sister Mary Magdalene  hah   I had Sister Juliette.
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02-27-2020, 12:22 PM
was she hot
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#85
02-27-2020, 06:27 PM
(02-27-2020, 10:32 AM)cannongal Wrote:
(02-26-2020, 04:26 PM)Duchess Wrote: Clang, did you make time to go to Mass today? It's Ash Wednesday. Are you giving up anything for Lent?

When I was a kid in Catholic school,  I was told to give up candy for lent.  I told my teacher  (sister Mary Magdalene) that I wanted to give up being smacked with a ruler for being a southpaw.  It never happened.   The Catholic church can go fuck itself.   I never understood how God was supposed to love everyone,  yet Catholics are so damn judgmental.
I liked this church service I went to last Sunday at the City Mission Chapel. Dominion Grace. Preached not to worry about sinning, confession, Communion,etc.....all you needed was to believe in Jesus and you were saved. He did some faith healing too. And didn't even look fake like those televangelists that heal you by smacking you upside the head.
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02-28-2020, 12:14 AM
(02-27-2020, 10:32 AM)cannongal Wrote:
(02-26-2020, 04:26 PM)Duchess Wrote: Clang, did you make time to go to Mass today? It's Ash Wednesday. Are you giving up anything for Lent?

When I was a kid in Catholic school,  I was told to give up candy for lent.  I told my teacher  (sister Mary Magdalene) that I wanted to give up being smacked with a ruler for being a southpaw.  It never happened.   The Catholic church can go fuck itself.   I never understood how God was supposed to love everyone,  yet Catholics are so damn judgmental.

I agree.

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02-28-2020, 05:32 PM
My God isn't a judgmental twat. He "gets" us and loves us just the way we are.   Dramaqueen
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02-28-2020, 06:24 PM
(02-28-2020, 05:32 PM)Duchess Wrote: My God isn't a judgmental twat. He "gets" us and loves us just the way we are.   Dramaqueen
That's my God too. Now if I can not worry about my judgmental neighbors, maybe I'll finally go for a walk outside en femme this spring/summer.
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03-05-2020, 09:17 AM
The stepdaughter let her license expire 6 months ago,  we had no idea that she didn't renew until yesterday.     She got pulled over while driving her coworker's car.  The car got towed.  She called her father up crying last night,  because she didn't have the 300.00  to get the car out of impound.   I hope the coworker comes up with the money soon, the impound lot is 150 a day.....
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03-05-2020, 07:23 PM
Off with her head!   Dramaqueen
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03-05-2020, 09:37 PM
Hi Cars!   Smiley_emoticons_hurra3
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03-05-2020, 09:48 PM
(03-05-2020, 09:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: Hi Cars!   Smiley_emoticons_hurra3


Hi Ya Buddy, are you washing your hands often, you better! I DO! Smiley_emoticons_smile
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03-06-2020, 08:52 AM
(03-05-2020, 07:23 PM)Duchess Wrote: Off with her head!   Dramaqueen

Oh, I'd definitely like to off something....for now,  I'll just revel in the fact that she claims 'I've ruined her life '  because I told one of her friends  (a nice girl,  that regularly let's the stepdaughter borrow her car)  that the steps license is expired.    The friend told the step she would not be able to use the vehicle until she renews her license.     All the fucking drama last night,  you'd think that I was slowly poisoning her with cyanide or something.
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#94
03-06-2020, 09:19 AM
(03-06-2020, 08:52 AM)cannongal Wrote: I told one of her friends  (a nice girl,  that regularly let's the stepdaughter borrow her car)  that the steps license is expired.   


You did the right thing! I can't help but feel if the step-daughter genuinely cared about her friend she never would have put her in that position. You just don't do things like that to people you profess to be a friend of, you just don't. Had the step-daughter been caught driving her friend's car it could possibly affect her insurance and there's the added cost of getting it out of being impounded as well. That young woman needs to grow the hell up.
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#95
03-08-2020, 01:59 PM
I bought some falafel at a farmers market today.   Then I drove the family nuts because I kept saying falafel.     Wut, it's a fun word.  Interesting food though,   it came with a tahini dip that I didn't care much for.    Ranch dressing was better.
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#96
03-08-2020, 03:36 PM
you put the awful in falafel
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03-08-2020, 04:44 PM
Did it come with eye of newt and maybe toe of frog and tongue of dog? That's what all the cool witches put in the pot.
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#98
03-08-2020, 05:38 PM
My cold is affecting my hearing, it feels like my ears are plugged and I could swear the guy on TV was just pushing your very own butt lickers if you book a cruise with him. I can't stop laughing.
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03-08-2020, 06:54 PM
(03-08-2020, 05:38 PM)Duchess Wrote: My cold 


Are you sure it's a cold?  Have you been practicing safe Corona virus sex?
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#100
03-08-2020, 07:30 PM
Wipe the top before you put your lips on it.
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