THIS SMELLS LIKE MY VAGINA

[sally]

I keep my meat wallet tidy.

I think you should just keep it in working order, asshole.

[Maggot]

BM: Can i smell your pussy?
Sally: No you freaking monkey!!!
BM: Oh.......It must be your feet then.

[crash]

In my experience genitals don't really smell good unless straight out of the shower. I'd prefer a cranberry scent myself.

Genitals shouldn’t smell at all if they are healthy and clean. If you got that fishy smell, something fishy is going on..

I pee myself often so while it doesn't smell fishy, it smells pissy. I went down the elevator at the hotel the other day and had to come right back up because I pissed myself in the lobby.After three kids my bladder is done. Better than shitting myself I guess.

It’s naught to do with your bladder, and everything to do with how badly your pelvic floor was treated. There’s exercises, but I doubt you have the patience for it

[sally]

No, it's my bladder. I had a cystoscopy also known as a bladder scope because of blood being present in my urine. Turned out to be nothing, but that sucker is the size of a peanut.

[Duchess]

I saw another candle that says This Smells Like My Butthole. FFS! I'm not posting that one.

[Carsman]

Car's genitals smell of mothballs and talcum powder.

It's just a lucky guess.

 
  

Hey, I take a shower ever week like clock work whether I need it or not!    

[crash]

No, it's my bladder. I had a cystoscopy also known as a bladder scope because of blood being present in my urine. Turned out to be nothing, but that sucker is the size of a peanut.

Egghhh...

Can’t they like 3D print you a new one nowadays?

[Maggot]

That's in the pipeline. The Japanese are really getting good at robots now. I was watching a video and it's spooky. If aliens were already here that's what they would have running around already. So eyeball those pedestrians carefully.

[sally]

No, it's my bladder. I had a cystoscopy also known as a bladder scope because of blood being present in my urine. Turned out to be nothing, but that sucker is the size of a peanut.

Egghhh...

Can’t they like 3D print you a new one nowadays?

She's in good shape, just very small and weak. Seeing your bladder on camera is pretty strange. The doctor was strange as well and seemed fascinated with my bladder, he kept pointing out things and telling me to look at it. I learned that my bladder has a thick wall despite being one that would belong to a midget. He must really freak out the squeamish people.

[Duchess]

[Maggot]

A candle in the wind.