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Today in my now enlarging field of boredom I have found the fun of Phosphorous. Last year I bought at a yard sale about 300 of these 3ft long sparklers. It seems the Bride at a wedding thought her new husbands idea of everyone lighting one was a bad idea. So now they are mine,
I shaved the sparkly material off and filled a mason jar with 1⁄2 filled with dust from the ones that were missing pieces. Did you know if you put that in a can and light it it goes right out of the can like a rocket engine? Well it looks like I'm going to have fun for a bit with that stuff.
I also found a few old 1930 washboards, one was for Lingerie, Wanna know what it says on it?
For Lingerie only
No need to rub hard
Let the board do the work
Anyways ..........Thats my boredom report for today.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Yeah, I'm trying to avoid total boredom and going stir crazy too.
Yesterday, I played a lot of on-line Scrabble, and I ate and drank too much. I don't want to be boredom eating and drinking, so I made a list of projects last night which I'm gonna space out.
Last night after everyone went to bed...........I chalk painted an old hidden-futon cabinet to match my kitchen table. It's almost dry and turned out pretty nice -- gives me some extra storage in the dining room.
So far today.....I've watered all the plants and trees, pruned them, picked up the dog's crap, blew and swept all the leaves, cleaned the pool, made a batch of deviled eggs, took the dog for a walk at the park, and..................just ate a bunch of salami and made myself a vodka tonic (at least I got a lot done first).
Tomorrow.....I'm making a turkey, organizing the albums and cds in the garage/dart room, and mopping the floors.
Starting Monday, I'm gonna be doing short home workouts three times a day and revising my budget and resume.
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Thank gawd for weed & the internet.
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(03-21-2020, 05:50 PM)Duchess Wrote: Thank gawd for weed & the internet.
And alcohol! ')
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(03-21-2020, 05:03 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Yeah, I'm trying to avoid total boredom and going stir crazy too.
Yesterday, I played a lot of on-line Scrabble, and I ate and drank too much. I don't want to be boredom eating and drinking, so I made a list of projects last night which I'm gonna space out.
Last night after everyone went to bed...........I chalk painted an old hidden-futon cabinet to match my kitchen table. It's almost dry and turned out pretty nice -- gives me some extra storage in the dining room.
So far today.....I've watered all the plants and trees, pruned them, picked up the dog's crap, blew and swept all the leaves, cleaned the pool, made a batch of deviled eggs, took the dog for a walk at the park, and..................just ate a bunch of salami and made myself a vodka tonic (at least I got a lot done first).
Tomorrow.....I'm making a turkey, organizing the albums and cds in the garage/dart room, and mopping the floors.
Starting Monday, I'm gonna be doing short home workouts three times a day and revising my budget and resume. Starting Monday,I'm going get my laundry,dishes and apartment cleaned. I think 4 days of boredom and fun is enough. I think I'll try to cook my pork chops and sausages I bought a year ago and have just been sitting in the freezer. Might also start buying some eggs and make some scrambled eggs.
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i rang the devils doorbell four times last night
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(03-21-2020, 06:50 PM)BigMark Wrote: i rang the devils doorbell four times last night
*high five* Good job!
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I drank the devil's juice* 3-4 times last night.
*Bourbon, you sick fucks.
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looks like you blew a seal.
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You could always build a distillery. I'd be your bestie after the liquor stores closed. 
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(03-21-2020, 06:50 PM)BigMark Wrote: i rang the devils doorbell four times last night
Wow
I only managed one time
today
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I just made some killer steaks and bakee potatoes, you rub the potatoes with oil then sprinkle kosher salt then bake right on the oven grill 350 for an hour, oh yeah fork it first
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Now I'm in the spa with titos and ginger ale
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Yeah, my junk is doing the propeller.
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Well........you've got the booze and the propeller, now all you need is a little motor-boating (which makes me wonder how MS is doing).
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i feel guilty and must confess the g spot toy was responsible for two of the rings but my one armed ass did grab the rope and rang that fucker twice.
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this movie is stupid fun...
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