Hi! Is this thing on?

[rothschild]

I honestly wouldn't mind the shows if I didn't have to listen to the stupid commercials that target the elderly.

I thought I missed watching the live news, well now after weeks of catching the news live at 4 PM whenever I am here I realize I am just fine w/out it.

I'd move to Mayberry if it was commercial-free.

[BigMark]

Well that was fun.
Dicks and Christams Trees
Pokey things

What's not to love about dicks and Christmas trees. Dicks & Christmas trees for everyone!

Def not tipsy

I can't even use substance as a reason for acting strange! Its all natural!

Manic episode, then. Take a xanex and call me in the morning.

Another example of "men can't handle women" "Men can't handle women in all thier awesomeness"

BigMark could handle it! He handled it just fine!

How could anyone not want to live in Mayberry? 

Aunt Bea almost got married to a dry cleaning guy just because she thought Andy and Opie wanted her out of the house!

She got some hot buttery Rural Free Delivery!

[MirahM]

So if you pulled into the grocery store around 8 PM on your way home and there were 4 police vehicles and at least 1 unmarked in the parking lot looking like they had someone surrounded would you still go into the store?

I totally went in, everything looked fine, situation seemed under control. It was fine. Just fine.

[MirahM]

Obviously if it wasn't safe they would have everything blocked off.

[MirahM]

What should I do tonight? Binge a few episodes of something? Write? Read? Sew? ALL OF THE ABOVE ALL AT THE SAME TIME?
Maybe I'll do my taxes! Yes! That is a great idea! (I've already started them, but I don't think I have all of my w-2's from all of my 1 million jobs)

[MirahM]

I feel restless
wrestless
rest less
I feel
no I don't
I feel nothing
I feel something
i
i

[BigMark]

Throw frisbees at the moon.

[MirahM]

I have not done that since I drove over the mountains. It has been that long.

[BigMark]

Do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

[BlueTiki]

Do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

One is a legume and the other is urine identifying as female?

[BigMark]

You don't let a garbanzo bean on your face.

[BlueTiki]

You don't let a garbanzo bean on your face.

* *  Insert Rimshot * *

[cannongal]

So if you pulled into the grocery store around 8 PM on your way home and there were 4 police vehicles and at least 1 unmarked in the parking lot looking like they had someone surrounded would you still go into the store?

I totally went in, everything looked fine, situation seemed under control. It was fine. Just fine.

I would have,  too.  Then I would have gossiped with the employees to find out what's going on.

[MirahM]

Throw frisbees at the moon.

Well I changed my mind and thought about some erotic music I like and thought about the lesbians I had met earlier that day and in 4 minutes I was satisified.

[MirahM]

So if you pulled into the grocery store around 8 PM on your way home and there were 4 police vehicles and at least 1 unmarked in the parking lot looking like they had someone surrounded would you still go into the store?

I totally went in, everything looked fine, situation seemed under control. It was fine. Just fine.

I would have,  too.  Then I would have gossiped with the employees to find out what's going on.

That was my plan, but a phone call distracted me so I just left w/out seeing what the deal was. It isn't too abnormal for this area anyway and is rarely that exciting.

But there was a shoot out on the other side of the mountains yesterday at a convienience store.

[BigMark]

Clean up on aisle 3!

[Duchess]

Well I changed my mind and thought about some erotic music I like and thought about the lesbians I had met earlier that day and in 4 minutes I was satisified.

[MirahM]

LOL

[BigMark]

I would like one first class ticket on the Labia Express captained by Chief Panty Officer LoveChild, EXCITING AND NEW!

[MirahM]

Sometimes I take the express and other times I take the long slow boat.