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Tales from the Frontline: Online Dating
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#281
04-16-2023, 12:30 AM
Mirah: A small penis is not a big deal!

BigMark:(sobs) I know Mirah, I just wish you didn't have one at all.
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04-16-2023, 02:36 AM
Great, now Clang is going to be traumatized.

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04-16-2023, 02:55 AM
I KNOW! He likes the big ones!
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04-16-2023, 07:04 AM
(04-15-2023, 04:37 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(04-15-2023, 02:56 PM)rothschild Wrote:
(04-15-2023, 07:32 AM)Piglet Wrote: Oh my god.  Your a tranny Mirah?  Runs screaming.........

A Transylvanian tranny.

From Transexual Transylvania.

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04-16-2023, 12:49 PM
(04-16-2023, 12:30 AM)BigMark Wrote: Mirah: A small penis is not a big deal!

BigMark:(sobs) I know Mirah, I just wish you didn't have one at all.

(04-16-2023, 02:36 AM)MirahM Wrote: Great, now Clang is going to be traumatized.

Clang:  hah 28 39

I'm too tired from cleaning my apartment to think of a lame funny reply and/or be traumatized. But you two are hilarious. You should be on SNL(which I just watched while eating lunch).
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04-16-2023, 07:18 PM
Wow. Well I am glad you are not traumatized and that you know the truth. I haven't watched SNL yet, just weekend update. I will watch today at some point.

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04-17-2023, 06:58 AM
Getting back to dating, that leaves me and Sally. My ego would need to be dressed in armoured plating. Im sure her first sentence would be something like" For fuck sake, look what the cat dragged in, have you been hit by artillery shells?, or have you been dead for six months and someone is moving your body with poles, im outta here"

Sob.
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04-17-2023, 06:59 AM
p.s, you have teeth chang,? youll be sucking up soup soon...re pot etc.
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04-17-2023, 07:01 AM
When Piglet takes Changs virginity it will be anti climatic in many ways.
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04-17-2023, 07:43 AM
(04-17-2023, 06:59 AM)Piglet Wrote: p.s, you have teeth chang,?  youll be sucking up soup soon...re pot etc.

I have teeth but poor dental hygiene for someone who smokes cigars and pot. I reckon I'll be wearing dentures in 5 years or less.
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04-18-2023, 08:21 AM
Just stop.
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04-18-2023, 08:26 AM
Anyway, i want to know how Mirah and the Duchess would date. If i can engage my imagination for a moment, at the end of the night, wherever they are, the walls would need hosing down before it dried, power washing would be needed if it dried. The sheets would be unsalvagable and need to be burnt, the mattress would be soaked.

Indeed, even after a week if you sat on it, liquid would still seep.

Have i gone to far?, i can never tell. Thats a famous line, can you guess who.
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04-18-2023, 10:18 AM
(04-18-2023, 08:21 AM)Piglet Wrote: Just stop.

Never.
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04-19-2023, 03:23 AM
How we would date?

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04-19-2023, 03:23 AM
Hosing down the walls?

You are so wierd. You stop!

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04-19-2023, 04:55 AM
(04-19-2023, 03:23 AM)MirahM Wrote: Hosing down the walls?

...and the sheets would be unsalvageable and need to be burnt. Like what the actual fuck. I don't know how to respond to that.
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04-19-2023, 06:03 AM
It would start with an innocent foot rub, with Duchess starting to quiver as Mirahs hands went past her ticklish thighs...
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04-19-2023, 08:57 AM
(04-19-2023, 06:03 AM)BigMark Wrote: It would start with an innocent foot rub, with Duchess starting to quiver as Mirahs hands went past her ticklish thighs...

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04-19-2023, 10:10 PM
Now that made me giggle.

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04-19-2023, 10:46 PM
(04-17-2023, 06:58 AM)Piglet Wrote: Getting back to dating, that leaves me and Sally.  My ego would need to be dressed in armoured plating.  Im sure her first sentence would be something like"  For fuck sake, look what the cat dragged in, have you been hit by artillery shells?, or have you been dead for six months and someone is moving your body with poles, im outta here"

Sob.

You're a fucking strange one, that's for sure. But I can get along with everyone. Since you like to evaluate everyone else, I would say take a look at yourself and lighten the fuck up. Smoke a joint, smoke a cigarette, drink a beer, drink a shot, eat some caviar, finger blast your partner, do goddamn something. You're going to be dead soon.
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