Can animals attack or kill people even if unprovoked?

[Middle Finger]

I wonder if D's penis is deformed or something. Or maybe his first and only blow job was with a dog and the fangs injured him. I don't know, but I'd like to find out.

[Cynical Ninja]

I'm thinking more along the lines of a "Norman Bates" scenario.

"No mother!, don't put that in your mouth!, that's dirty".

I'm willing to guess D's mother was blonde as well.

[Middle Finger]

You might be onto something. Either way, SOMETHING radical is at play here because to dislike blow jobs AND "hate" blonds simply combines into some fucked up shit right there.

[D]

You guys are fucking hilarious

You all obviously missed it when I said I had finally experienced a bj I enjoyed. You also seem to forget I explained why I didn't enjoy them (hypersensitivity makes it HURT when they SUCK like they're trying to fuck a golf ball through a garden hose).

Also, my mom isn't a blond. I hate blonds because every blond I've ever dated has ruined my life in some way, shape, or form. So yeah. I have good reason. But I do hate my mother too. So I guess, whatever works for your twisted delusional confabulations... roll with it.

But if you want to bring the Asians back up, I have a serious Japanese girl fetish. MmmmHmmm!

[Middle Finger]

You all obviously missed it when I said I had finally experienced a bj I enjoyed.

That's like the gay guy saying he finally saw a woman he is attracted to.

You also seem to forget I explained why I didn't enjoy them (hypersensitivity makes it HURT when they SUCK like they're trying to fuck a golf ball through a garden hose).

That speaks to Duchess' point about how you have obviously lacked the experience of a good blow job, playing a part in your metro sexual confusion.

[Middle Finger]

I hate blonds because every blond I've ever dated has ruined my life in some way, shape, or form.

That's about as intelligent has hating all Spanish people because you've been mugged by a few. Only your situation is even more retarded because normal guys don't give a fuck how many times they have been screwed over by a blond. A hot sweet girl that happens to be blond would always be a turn on.

[Duchess]

I wish this was acceptable dinner party conversation.

[D]

roflmao. Keep telling yourself all those things Frank. Even if I didn't hate blonds, they would still be at the bottom of my preference tree.

Luscious Redheads
Raven Haired Beauties
Brunette Babes
Bimbo Blonds

So there

[ramseycat]

Don't listen to Frank. Not only had he never had a hot blond. His favorite sex partner is a body pillow.

[Middle Finger]

Wow ... that was some old dumb shit even by my Lumpy-hating standards ...

[D]

Frank, you only don't like it because its true. Cry baby.

[Middle Finger]

Well, my first two girlfriends - each for over a year - were blond. One was taller than me and a real knock out my relatives still talk about till this day. We became good friends.

Ramsey is incorrect as usual. Also, my favorite sex partner is my spouse - something Ramsey not only has no idea about, but is not qualified to comment on as we know.

[sally]

One was taller than me and a real knock out my relatives still talk about till this day. We became good friends.

That must make make your chunky mustached wife roll on her fat ass with joy. I'm sure your relatives are still dissapointed in your lame ass.

[LuMPyPussy]

One was taller than me and a real knock out my relatives still talk about till this day. We became good friends.

That must make make your chunky mustached wife roll on her fat ass with joy. I'm sure your relatives are still dissapointed in you.

The relatives still talk about the tall blond knock-out as Frank's first experiment with homosexuality.

[Middle Finger]

Miserable wenches.

[SyberBitch]

Good call. Though I usually am able to pet dogs that most people can't. I've had many dogs lay in my lap and be big baby's and their owner's say, "I can't believe it, he normally hates everyone!" Dogs have an extra sense about people too, and a normally docile dog may attack someone simply because they sense that someone means evil. And vice versa.

Nah... they're just attracted to the smell. Like the way dogs love to roll around in dead things.

[SyberBitch]

What kinda dude doesn't like to see a head bobbing up & down in his lap ?...I think most of the chicks in here that are open minded have told him that he just hasn't been given good head or he would like it.

Perhaps it's a trick to get women to say that very thing, with the hopes that they will then try to convince him to let them demonstrate.

[SyberBitch]

I wish this was acceptable dinner party conversation.

It isn't? ::bigsmile::

[D]

Good call. Though I usually am able to pet dogs that most people can't. I've had many dogs lay in my lap and be big baby's and their owner's say, "I can't believe it, he normally hates everyone!" Dogs have an extra sense about people too, and a normally docile dog may attack someone simply because they sense that someone means evil. And vice versa.

Nah... they're just attracted to the smell. Like the way dogs love to roll around in dead things.

Now if you said that about my former roommate's horses, I would have said that's exactly why. Since I always took apples or carrots in my pockets when I walked out to see them. They loved me.

What kinda dude doesn't like to see a head bobbing up & down in his lap ?...I think most of the chicks in here that are open minded have told him that he just hasn't been given good head or he would like it.

Perhaps it's a trick to get women to say that very thing, with the hopes that they will then try to convince him to let them demonstrate.

Damn! My secret is out. So much for getting Duchess to give me head.

[Cynical Ninja]

When I was a horny hombre filled with hot hormones in college a girls hair colour was completely inconsequencial.

I only ever asked two questions, is she hot?, does she smile back when you smile at her?