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I would fall on the floor laughing if I ever came across a dude wearing spanx...
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(02-24-2010, 08:21 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I would fall on the floor laughing if I ever came across a dude wearing spanx...
If you ever do, stand back. I haven't used them but I would think removing them would be akin to opening a can of Pillsbury biscuits.
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well you may scoff, but horatio dingleshimer here recommends them highly. hmmph. 
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That's just disgusting. He'd likely be an attractive man without all that extra blubber.
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Damn...didn't he just drown a trainer at Seaworld?
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Fuck that. Has anyone ever worn one of those elastic back braces that were so popular a few years back? If I wore it tight enough to do anything for me I felt like I had to take a dump all day.
Like a need a t-shirt to do that too.
You women go ahead and stuff everything in a girdle or whatever the hell you do now a days, I'll just let my fat old gut hang free and be comfortable.
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Sheesh... with the goofy haircut and the square glasses, he looks like he could be the love child of Frank and Rosie O'Donnell
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i never stuffed my butt in a girdle, but a damn bullet-proof vest squashes the hell out of your breasts! they finally started making the miserable things to accomodate the female figure. 
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I never knew they made them that big! 
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(02-24-2010, 09:54 PM)jackboots Wrote: i never stuffed my butt in a girdle, but a damn bullet-proof vest squashes the hell out of your breasts!
Yeah...Frank fusses about the damn same thing.
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as you can see in this photo of me, thay make you look FAT and squish your natural womanliness and sweet delicate femininity! 
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(02-24-2010, 09:54 PM)jackboots Wrote: i never stuffed my butt in a girdle, but a damn bullet-proof vest squashes the hell out of your breasts! they finally started making the miserable things to accomodate the female figure. I have a visual of a Fredricks of Hollywood vest where the boobies are free. We all aim for the boobies in one way or another anyway.
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(02-24-2010, 09:51 PM)crash Wrote: Sheesh... with the goofy haircut and the square glasses, he looks like he could be the love child of Frank and Rosie O'Donnell
I see you are obsessively mentioning and loving me again. Thanks.
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(02-24-2010, 08:37 PM)jackboots Wrote: well you may scoff, but horatio dingleshimer here recommends them highly. hmmph.
I cannot understand how you can allow yourself to get that fat, at what point do you say to yourself "I really need to lose weight"?
I mean if I was to hit 200lbs I would be thinking to myself "fuck man you need to get back into shape dude".
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here's a bullet-proof vest i can love. 
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. The Hollywood legend still gets the ladies, but he could use some Spanx in his life.
