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HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES
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02-15-2011, 02:03 PM
well we UN-privatized the crime forum now that we have a new host. i see all you guests reading! sign up and get

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02-15-2011, 02:10 PM


Shhhh. There's no donuts, I spent the remainder of our budget on wine.
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02-15-2011, 03:17 PM
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02-15-2011, 04:04 PM
(02-15-2011, 02:10 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Shhhh. There's no donuts, I spent the remainder of our budget on wine.

So Duchess... what's your preference, red or white? I'm also glad about the donuts (or lack thereof).
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02-15-2011, 04:15 PM


Red! That's not to say I would be opposed to a lovely white Zin though.
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02-15-2011, 04:48 PM
Something for everyone...


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02-15-2011, 04:48 PM
OK i made the donuts since that trollop Duchess drank up all our petty cash.


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02-15-2011, 04:50 PM


The dangers of too many donuts. *shudder*
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02-15-2011, 04:51 PM


It's Girl Scout cookie time & whenever I see them I mentally scream, DANGER! DANGER!
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02-15-2011, 05:02 PM
(02-15-2011, 04:51 PM)Duchess Wrote:

It's Girl Scout cookie time & whenever I see them I mentally scream, DANGER! DANGER!

Here where I work, we're literally inundated with various parents hawking the GS cookies. Then I go home, and there's got to be 5 or 6 little girls going door-to-door with them. It's really tough to stay away from them. They're evil!!!!
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02-15-2011, 05:28 PM
I ate at least 5 Samoas last night. 50

Not to be confused with Samoans, you dirty, little perverts.
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02-15-2011, 05:31 PM
(02-15-2011, 05:28 PM)username Wrote: Not to be confused with Samoans, you dirty, little perverts.


LOL

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02-16-2011, 12:57 AM
lol!
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02-16-2011, 01:29 AM
(02-15-2011, 04:51 PM)Duchess Wrote:

It's Girl Scout cookie time & whenever I see them I mentally scream, DANGER! DANGER!

I ordered 5 boxes of thin mints. I will put them in the freezer when they get here and hoard them. One night, when nobody is home and I don't feel like cooking, I will eat a box for dinner in my underwear.

I know that makes you men want me even more, but forget about it. I have no thin mints for you.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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02-16-2011, 01:30 AM
Fuck. That wasn't in the Member's Only area. Very nice. Now I am ashamed.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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02-16-2011, 06:46 AM
(02-16-2011, 01:29 AM)Cracker Wrote: I will eat a box for dinner in my underwear.


Picture that! Respect-applause

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02-16-2011, 07:16 AM
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02-22-2011, 05:23 PM
(02-15-2011, 02:10 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Shhhh. There's no donuts, I spent the remainder of our budget on wine.

Always a good plan. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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02-22-2011, 11:42 PM
(07-20-2010, 11:37 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: you're welcome to join! we won't torture and abuse you when you introduce yourself. we're a kinder, gentler MOCK. :Angel: 99


well...some people might be tortured and abused. 17

sign up today! win wads of cash! get a free jaguar! and home delivery of live lobsters! all for joining in the next 5 minutes!

I need to report that you are not being completely truthful.

Dick has been following me since post #1.

I smell fear and paranoia here. Why is everyone so jumpy?
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02-22-2011, 11:50 PM
(02-22-2011, 11:42 PM)Keith Stone Wrote:
(07-20-2010, 11:37 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: you're welcome to join! we won't torture and abuse you when you introduce yourself. we're a kinder, gentler MOCK. :Angel: 99


well...some people might be tortured and abused. 17

sign up today! win wads of cash! get a free jaguar! and home delivery of live lobsters! all for joining in the next 5 minutes!

I need to report that you are not being completely truthful.

Dick has been following me since post #1.

I smell fear and paranoia here. Why is everyone so jumpy?

Oh great, now I'm going to get in trouble, did you have to tell on me?

LC has been looking for an opportunity to taser me again, do you know how much that hurts?

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