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HATE IT~IT TURNS ME OFF
9.09%
 1 9.09%
LOVE IT~CAN'T GET ENOUGH
45.45%
 5 45.45%
YUCK~DON'T WANNA DO IT
9.09%
 1 9.09%
YUM~LIKE LICKING A CONE ON A HOT DAY
18.18%
 2 18.18%
I'D RATHER BE AT WORK
18.18%
 2 18.18%
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07-10-2009, 07:51 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:I don't even like saying the word pussy to be honest, and never really do in person ... you bastards bring that crude shit out in me though ...
I bet your wife thinks you're a real barrel of fun during sex.
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#22
07-10-2009, 07:54 PM
sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I don't even like saying the word pussy to be honest, and never really do in person ... you bastards bring that crude shit out in me though ...
I bet your wife thinks you're a real barrel of fun during sex.
Because I don't say "pussy?" ::nuts::
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07-10-2009, 07:58 PM
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
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sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote: I don't even like saying the word pussy to be honest, and never really do in person ... you bastards bring that crude shit out in me though ...
I bet your wife thinks you're a real barrel of fun during sex.
Because I don't say "pussy?"  ::nuts::
Out of the top 100 reasons, that one is reason number 26.
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#24
07-10-2009, 08:02 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:
sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I don't even like saying the word pussy to be honest, and never really do in person ... you bastards bring that crude shit out in me though ...
I bet your wife thinks you're a real barrel of fun during sex.
Because I don't say "pussy?" ::nuts::
Yes sometimes women like when you talk dirty, she's not a nun is she?
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07-10-2009, 08:05 PM
OnBendedKnee Wrote:I[user=29]Duchess[/user] wrote:
Quote:She has beautiful breasts.


Well, certainly the left one more so than the right.
You must've been studying my photo rather closely.
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07-10-2009, 08:13 PM
sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I don't even like saying the word pussy to be honest, and never really do in person ... you bastards bring that crude shit out in me though ...
I bet your wife thinks you're a real barrel of fun during sex.
Because I don't say "pussy?" ::nuts::
Yes sometimes women like when you talk dirty, she's not a nun is she?
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07-10-2009, 08:17 PM
Imagine .......if you will........a dimension .....between time and space....where...



........everyone........

......talks dirty........

::banana::
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07-11-2009, 08:34 AM
sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I don't even like saying the word pussy to be honest, and never really do in person ... you bastards bring that crude shit out in me though ...
I bet your wife thinks you're a real barrel of fun during sex.
Because I don't say "pussy?" ::nuts::
Yes sometimes women like when you talk dirty, she's not a nun is she?
I didn't say we don't talk dirty sometimes, I just don't use that crude word. I have no reason to think she even likes hearing that particular type of crude language.

Some women are a little classier than others. I feel sorry for you ...
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07-11-2009, 08:35 AM
OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
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sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I don't even like saying the word pussy to be honest, and never really do in person ... you bastards bring that crude shit out in me though ...
I bet your wife thinks you're a real barrel of fun during sex.
Because I don't say "pussy?" ::nuts::
Out of the top 100 reasons, that one is reason number 26.

Nice new avatar, trouble-makin' bitch! ::b29::
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07-11-2009, 09:56 AM
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
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OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
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sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote: I don't even like saying the word pussy to be honest, and never really do in person ... you bastards bring that crude shit out in me though ...
I bet your wife thinks you're a real barrel of fun during sex.
Because I don't say "pussy?"  ::nuts::
Out of the top 100 reasons, that one is reason number 26.

Nice new avatar, trouble-makin' bitch! ::b29::

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07-11-2009, 09:57 AM
Middle Finger Wrote:
sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I don't even like saying the word pussy to be honest, and never really do in person ... you bastards bring that crude shit out in me though ...
I bet your wife thinks you're a real barrel of fun during sex.
Because I don't say "pussy?" ::nuts::
Yes sometimes women like when you talk dirty, she's not a nun is she?
I didn't say we don't talk dirty sometimes, I just don't use that crude word. I have no reason to think she even likes hearing that particular type of crude language.

Some women are a little classier than others. I feel sorry for you ...
Oh so whats your definition of talking dirty? You can say all the other dirty words like cock, fuck, suck, dick, andtits,but pussy is out of the question ::rollseyes::. You probally also have no reason to think she likes anything other than serving you meatball subs while you molest your body pillow.
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#32
07-11-2009, 10:00 AM
Sally, you're either up very early or you haven't even gone to bed yet.

I prefer to think it is the latter.
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07-11-2009, 10:03 AM
OnBendedKnee Wrote:Sally, you're either up very early or you haven't even gone to bed yet.

I prefer to think it is the latter.

10 AM is very early? ::nuts::
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07-11-2009, 10:09 AM
[user=35]LuMPyPussy[/user] wrote:
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OnBendedKnee Wrote:Sally, you're either up very early or you haven't even gone to bed yet.

I prefer to think it is the latter.

10 AM is very early?  ::nuts::

I like to think of her at least in my time zone, if nothing else.
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07-11-2009, 10:11 AM
OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=35]LuMPyPussy[/user] wrote:
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OnBendedKnee Wrote:Sally, you're either up very early or you haven't even gone to bed yet.

I prefer to think it is the latter.

10 AM is very early? ::nuts::

I like to think of her at least in my time zone, if nothing else.
In other words, you forgot about the time difference. ::haha::
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#36
07-11-2009, 10:16 AM
Yes. Is Sally distracting?


Yes.

Do I know [u]your[/i] time zone?
No problem there.
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#37
07-11-2009, 10:17 AM
sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I don't even like saying the word pussy to be honest, and never really do in person ... you bastards bring that crude shit out in me though ...
I bet your wife thinks you're a real barrel of fun during sex.
Because I don't say "pussy?" ::nuts::
Yes sometimes women like when you talk dirty, she's not a nun is she?
I didn't say we don't talk dirty sometimes, I just don't use that crude word. I have no reason to think she even likes hearing that particular type of crude language.

Some women are a little classier than others. I feel sorry for you ...
Oh so whats your definition of talking dirty? You can say all the other dirty words like cock, fuck, suck, dick, andtits,but pussy is out of the question ::rollseyes::. You probally also have no reason to think she likes anything other than serving you meatball subs while you molest your body pillow.

I put the crude word "pussy" on a level different than fuck, bitch, shut up, tits, etc.
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07-11-2009, 10:21 AM
OnBendedKnee Wrote:Yes. Is Sally distracting?


Yes.

Do I know your[/i] time zone?
No problem there.
You treated her like crap until she posted her photo... don't think she isn't aware of that, genius. ::aww::
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#39
07-11-2009, 10:30 AM
I wouldn't say I treated her like crap. I like to think of it as harmless and playful tit for tat, back and forth joshing among mockers.

I feel sad you think I treated her (or, you for that matter?) poorly.
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#40
07-11-2009, 10:38 AM
Middle Finger Wrote:I put the crude word "pussy" on a level different than fuck, bitch, shut up, tits, etc.
Thats because you think they are gross and icky and expect your wife to feel the same way. It's ok to use other words , but the vagina should never be mentioned. You really should see a counsler about this ::aww::
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