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HEY, DICK ~
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We are all alone in Mock. 116
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#2
Smiley_emoticons_shocked
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#3
Do you want to play doctor or something? No one will know.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
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I thought maybe we could play Preakness.
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#5
Sorry to spoil this little tryst...threesome? I'm first...
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.


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#6
Ugh, kid don't you have some gardening to do or something?

Just when Duchess and I were about to bond and play horsey you show up and screw it up.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
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#7
Sorry man..I guess I could go out and spray for weeds or something...should take about 10 min or so..will you be done by then? No worries on sloppy seconds, I'll just give it to her in the ass.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.


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#8
You better find something to do for a few hours, what makes you think seconds will be available? you should may be count on 4ths or something around that number.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
















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#9
By the looks of it, you best start wanking. I believe I've scared her off. That's what you asshats get for being "invisible Mockers". How da'fuck was I supposed to know? Room looked empty to me, when I walked in...
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.


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#10
I think she is just cleaning the dust bunnies out from under the bed, changing the sheets, shopping for a new naughty nightie and cooking me a nice meal.

I hope she remembers that I drink vodka.

Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
















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(05-21-2011, 03:53 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I hope she remembers that I drink vodka.


Is Absolut okay, sweetheart? Smiley_emoticons_smile


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Absolut will work just fine, I hope you got some rest, it's going to be a long hard night.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
















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(05-21-2011, 02:03 PM)IMaDick Wrote: You better find something to do for a few hours.

Yeah thats how long it will take dick to find and stimulate her clit.

hahTwat
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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