Hi, from me

[septic]

Been ages hows life?

Life has taken a bright side to the positive. I now center my activities from a new truck stop and the clientele are very generous, although they are always drunk. I can earn nearly $17 on a busy night, although it costs me around $15 for condoms as most guys insist on wearing two at a time for some reason.

[HairOfTheDog]

Thank you for your quick reply, septic.

Enticing indeed. I'm rather average myself, but I'd like to throw my hat in the ring for your consideration.

What will be your process/criteria for selecting the lucky low-hanging fruit squeezer? Surely, I won't be the only one interested in partaking? I'm prepared to compete for the prize.

[septic]

They still can't see your cock, that gunt in the way.

My e-cock is 8 inches longer than your real cock, junior.

[username]

Hi, I'm back.

Fuck off. Didn't even realize you were gone, plankton.

[septic]

Thank you for quick reply, septic.

Enticing indeed. I'm rather average myself, but I'd like to throw my hat in the ring for your consideration.

What will be your process/criteria for selecting the lucky low-hanging fruit squeezer? Surely, I won't be the only one interested in partaking? I'm prepared to compete for the prize.

I'm not sure I want an average guy although I may be tempted to give you some charity squeezing. I am huge on charity work ever since Brother McDermot showed me the missionary position in the 90's.
Feel free to throw your ring in the hat for consideration.

[Jimbone]

Been ages hows life?

I now center my activities from a new truck stop and the clientele are very generous, although they are always drunk. I can earn nearly $17 on a busy night, although it costs me around $15 for condoms as most guys insist on wearing two at a time for some reason.

In an alternate universe where this was true and not a horribly bad troll... it's at times like these I'm hopeful there is another Robert Ben Rhoades out there for you to encounter.

[septic]

Hi, I'm back.

Fuck off. Didn't even realize you were gone, plankton.

You must be her that replaced me at my old truck stop. ... you slut!!!

[septic]

In an alternate universe where this was true and not a horribly bad troll... it's at times like these I'm hopeful there is another Robert Ben Rhoades out there for you to encounter.

I was talking to ESAD, you rude interruptng man. You name has now been withdrawn from my "to do" list.

[HairOfTheDog]

Thank you for quick reply, septic.

Enticing indeed. I'm rather average myself, but I'd like to throw my hat in the ring for your consideration.

What will be your process/criteria for selecting the lucky low-hanging fruit squeezer? Surely, I won't be the only one interested in partaking? I'm prepared to compete for the prize.

I'm not sure I want an average guy although I may be tempted to give you some charity squeezing. I am huge on charity work ever since Brother McDermot showed me the missionary position in the 90's.
Feel free to throw your ring in the hat for consideration.

Oh damn, rejected. Worse for you, average looking white woman who isn't so charitable these days and not wild about the missionary position all by its lonesome.

My hat's been kicked out of the ring.

Thanks for at least being honest about yourself.

Looks like you're no stranger to some folks here. I'll back off and let you catch up with your old friends, foxy lady.

[Eat Shit And Die]

In an alternate universe where this was true and not a horribly bad troll... it's at times like these I'm hopeful there is another Robert Ben Rhoades out there for you to encounter.

I was talking to ESAD, you rude interruptng man. You name has now been withdrawn from my "to do" list.

What about? what did i miss? this Codeine I have for my back makes me smashed.

[septic]

Thank you for quick reply, septic.

Enticing indeed. I'm rather average myself, but I'd like to throw my hat in the ring for your consideration.

What will be your process/criteria for selecting the lucky low-hanging fruit squeezer? Surely, I won't be the only one interested in partaking? I'm prepared to compete for the prize.

I'm not sure I want an average guy although I may be tempted to give you some charity squeezing. I am huge on charity work ever since Brother McDermot showed me the missionary position in the 90's.
Feel free to throw your ring in the hat for consideration.

Oh damn, rejected. Worse for you, average looking white woman who isn't so charitable these days and not wild about the missionary position all by its lonesome.

My hat's been kicked out of the ring.

Thanks for at least being honest about yourself.

Looks like you're no stranger to some folks here. I'll back off and let you catch up with your old friends, foxy lady.

You backing off has now put you in front of the line of my "must do" list.
Congratulations. Do you shower before, after, during or instead of sex?

[septic]

In an alternate universe where this was true and not a horribly bad troll... it's at times like these I'm hopeful there is another Robert Ben Rhoades out there for you to encounter.

I was talking to ESAD, you rude interruptng man. You name has now been withdrawn from my "to do" list.

What about? what did i miss? this Codeine I have for my back makes me smashed.

I've forgotten now. I was interrupted by some strange rude littlle creature.
I got smashed once...my ex used a baseball bat on me, the bastard!

[Eat Shit And Die]

In an alternate universe where this was true and not a horribly bad troll... it's at times like these I'm hopeful there is another Robert Ben Rhoades out there for you to encounter.

I was talking to ESAD, you rude interruptng man. You name has now been withdrawn from my "to do" list.

What about? what did i miss? this Codeine I have for my back makes me smashed.

I've forgotten now. I was interrupted by some strange rude littlle creature.
I got smashed once...my ex used a baseball bat on me, the bastard!

Sounds like he was really trying to drive the point home.

[HairOfTheDog]

You backing off has now put you in front of the line of my "must do" list.

Works every time.

Congratulations. Do you shower before, after, during or instead of sex?

If the sex takes place on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday, the showering occurs after sex. It the sex takes place on Saturday, it depends on the time of day. No sex on Sundays, I'm in church all day and church sex stinks. Pew...


P.s. I brush my teeth and change my panties every Saturday too.

[Duchess]

Are there women out there that would rather shower than have sex?

[JsMom]

I remember Rams saying something about using the detachable shower head on massage setting? humm. Rams?

[septic]

That reminds me of the time my detachable head on my vibrator worked loose whilst I was vigorously using it...I didn't see it again for weeks.