Fruit Conversions

[Duchess]

I see Cracker as a pineapple...hard, tuff & prickly on the outside but sweet & juicy on the inside. When I think of sinking my teeth into a firm, luscious piece of pineapple, I could almost drool.

I imagine User as a California grape, like the ones grown in Napa, perfectly shaped, bursting with flavor, the kind that explodes in your mouth the moment you wrap your lips around it.

I think Sally is a fig & I have a very good reason for thinking that. One of my figs grows by the pool & on more than one occasion while laying out there I recalled the photo she posted of one of her bathing suits, it was perfect for showing off a great bottom & I was usually staring at my fig while daydreaming of her ass but now that I'm thinking about her awesome ass again I may have to change fig to melon.

[Lady Cop]

FAHQTOO is a sweet bowl of cherries...with no pits!

[sally]

I don't wanna be a fig. The only cookies my mom would buy when I was a kid were fig newtons and it really pissed me off.

[Duchess]

I don't wanna be a fig.

You don't have to be a fig. How 'bout a scrumptious honeydew melon?

[sally]

I don't wanna be a fig.

You don't have to be a fig. How 'bout a scrumptious honeydew melon?

Yeah I guess thats better than an old fig.

[sally]

Frank is an olive for obvious reasons. He's a greasy bastard from Italy who produces a ton of oil and goes well with garlic, although many people find him off-putting.

[Duchess]

Yeah I guess thats better than an old fig.

Seeing you as a fig in my mind was not a bad thing at all. I love figs! They are delicious and one of my favorite fruits.

[sally]

Yeah I guess thats better than an old fig.

Seeing you as a fig in my mind was not a bad thing at all. I love figs! They are delicious and one of my favorite fruits.

Maybe I need to give them another try. I used to hate beets because they tasted like dirt and sugar, but now I love them. The taste of dirt somehow changed to earthy, clean goodness.

[Fibonacci Prima]

Psst...isn't rhubarb a vegetable? It's a pretty color but if it has calories...

[Lady Cop]

Psst...isn't rhubarb a vegetable? It's a pretty color but if it has calories...

i don't know! picky picky picky.

it goes well with strawberries in a pie. or cooked down with just a little sugar. i love the stuff, i had rhubarb plants many years old, they came back every year. tough! resilient! stringy! hahaha

edit to add:

http://rhubarbinfo.com/history

if we could use veggies in this thread, it would blossom!

[Fibonacci Prima]

I have never tried it. Now I'm all curious. It's a winter veggie so I'm definitely cool with that(pun intended).

[Lady Cop]

I have never tried it. Now I'm all curious. It's a winter veggie so I'm definitely cool with that(pun intended).

it's naturally quite sour. needs sweetness to offset that. it comes in long reddish stalks. i swear i had rhubarb plants in my first Mass. garden that were planted by the Pilgrims. it's very hardy. and an acquired taste.

[cladking]

Cladking is the fruit of the Egyptian date palm~

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I love dates of all sorts and they are my favorite candy. What I really want is some sycamore figs grown in "fossilized" gold.

[Harvest Moon]

I have never tried it. Now I'm all curious. It's a winter veggie so I'm definitely cool with that(pun intended).

I think of rhubarb as a spring veggie that you harvest around the same time as strawberries. Purely an analytical question, where did you learn that rhubarb is a winter veggie? I am not being snarky, just curious.

[cladking]

the serpent really tempted Eve with a pomegranate, not an apple. that is me, blood red forbidden fruit. contained in tiny seeds, yet bursting with the ancient wisdom, mystical properties and nectar of the gods. heh heh

MMmmmm. ...Also known as the love apple.

I do believe the "Tree of Life" was the same thing as the tree of the knowledge of good and evil and provided this knowledge through long life.

1216d. They give to N. the tree of life whereof they live,
1216e. that N. may, at the same time, live thereof.

Adam and Eve were a couple of johnnies-come-latelie which explains how their sons could populate the earth.

1511b. living on figs, drinking wine.
...1512c. N. lives on that on which you live;

1112b. behold, N. is come, for life and joy,
1112c. and he makes his repast on figs
1112d. and on wine which is in the divine vineyard.

And on the plus side if you eat the magic figs all the ancient authors say your bones will smell good. Whether this is of any value in your extended lifetime or not is somewhat questionable though.

[Lady Cop]

i like that Clad. i love figs and dates and have 2 pomegranates in my kitchen right now because i hear they have excellent health properties as well as mystical ones.
the other good thing available right now is concord grapes, they are delicious and nothing like any other grape. there are only 3 fruits native to New England, cranberries, concord grapes and blueberries.

[username]

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I imagine User as a California grape, like the ones grown in Napa, perfectly shaped, bursting with flavor, the kind that explodes in your mouth the moment you wrap your lips around it.

That ^^^ could bring the gay out in me. *fans self*

Hi Duchess.

[Duchess]

Heh Heh

[Duchess]

Maybe I need to give them another try.

I actually think you're quite lovely & I would never make you a hideous, disgusting fruit.

[Smegma]

Psst...isn't rhubarb a vegetable? It's a pretty color but if it has calories...

i don't know! picky picky picky.

it goes well with strawberries in a pie. or cooked down with just a little sugar. i love the stuff, i had rhubarb plants many years old, they came back every year. tough! resilient! stringy! hahaha

edit to add:

http://rhubarbinfo.com/history

if we could use veggies in this thread, it would blossom!

I'm pretty sure ginger isn't a fruit but I used it anyway.