MOCK CLASSIFIED

[Duchess]

How would you classify Mock?

I know we talked about this briefly during that ridiculous recruit for the flame competition or whatever the hell it was supposed to be.

[Maggot]

For sale:
1- Leather trunk brought over from Mexico last year. It smells funny. 180.00
Cannot find the key after Helios dropped it off with his new car last spring. Small "practicaly unnoticable" pieces of tar imbeded in one side.
Some kind of red/green stain on the bottom.
Negotiable...........need to sell fast. Pick up only.
1-968-809-4638

located in:
Chula Vista

[Duchess]

You dipshit. Hahaha! This isn't the classifieds.

[Lady Cop]

Duchess: How would you classify Mock?

eclectic!

[Maggot]

Wanted:
3-Ballons must be square and without leaks.
Preferably watertight, able to withstand 198lbs of negative pressure.
Any ballon without a pressure safety valve will NOT be considered.
Color is not a problem and will negotiate "wilted" corners.
Ballons must be inflated
Up to 18-20 dollars each.
Call between 3am and 6am as I work the sunrise shift.
307-889-6972

[Lady Cop]

FOR SALE! MUST GO! used only on sundays by a little old lady. (his grandma)

Maggot's snow blower. cheap. $12.00 and he delivers & buys lunch.

phone (907) 276-4441

[JsMom]

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[Cracker]

It isn't really a flame forum. It isn't a local community board. Even though ramsey, Smegs, and thekid try, it isn't a singles board or Craigslist. I'm going with Truth Board because only half of us will lie to you if you post a fat picture.

[JsMom]

Was that in reference to me? Just askin' because it was under my post.

[HairOfTheDog]

How would you classify Mock?

It's hard to classify Mock, which is a good thing. I think of it as a "no holds barred" opinion forum (and sometime haven for virtual nudists).

[FAHQTOO]

I see it as a place to make fun of stupid people. I see it as a "MOCK" forum. A smart ass forum.

It turns into a flame forum when stupid people can't take an insult.

[username]

I'm going with Truth Board because only half of us will lie to you if you post a fat picture.

And some of us won't post a picture at all.

[Cracker]

Was that in reference to me? Just askin' because it was under my post.

No. I would quote if I were insulting you directly.

[Cracker]

And some of us won't post a picture at all.

You are correct. If I were employed privately or retired or living off a man's income, I might post a pic. As I presently work, I prefer not to at this time. Same reason I don't smoke pot (even though I used to love it) or drink and drive. I prefer to keep what I have in my little corner of the world. That is what separates Cracker from the tards.

Some of these cows are waiting for the slightest dare to reinforce their need to post a gross nude. As much as I think that is disgusting (sorry, there are already porn sites, don't need to see bright white ickiness), I wouldn't encourage a friend or family member to do that shit so I try to discourage it in others. You Christians are dropping the ball. When heathens set the standard for decency, something is wrong...

[ramseycat]

It isn't really a flame forum. It isn't a local community board. Even though ramsey, Smegs, and thekid try, it isn't a singles board or Craigslist. I'm going with Truth Board because only half of us will lie to you if you post a fat picture.

How do I treat this place like a singles board? I don't post seductive pics trying to get anyone's attention. I flirt with Maggott but that is all in good fun. Once again, Cracker makes assumptions that are totally wrong.

And I love the fat picture comment. The more you talk about others being fat and how you can't tolerate it, the more I think that YOU are the fat one. I've said it before, someone who is all that doesn't have to repeatedly tell everyone they are all that. Me thinks Cracker is bragging just a little too much.

[Duchess]

Fat scares me.

[krystalshores]

And some of us won't post a picture at all.

You are correct. If I were employed privately or retired or living off a man's income, I might post a pic. As I presently work, I prefer not to at this time. Same reason I don't smoke pot (even though I used to love it) or drink and drive. I prefer to keep what I have in my little corner of the world. That is what separates Cracker from the tards.

Come OOONNNN Cracker. You can post a shot from the neck down with clothes on. Don't leave any jewerly on that will expose you. No one is asking for a naked pic(except probably MWS or Thekid or Esad or..)or even your face at this point. Make sure you have your sign. You DO talk alot of shit about not being fat and everyone else is fat. And most of everyone has proved you wrong. Don't be a Sceerdy cat! It makes you look FAT!

[Midwest Spy]

No one is asking for a naked pic(except probably MWS or Thekid or Esad or..)

I'm really not into ugly nekkid pics. I actually prefer a pic with some lingerie, a bikini (or body paint). Gotta leave a little something to the imagination, as my Grandpa used to say.

[aussiefriend]

How would you classify Mock?

I know we talked about this briefly during that ridiculous recruit for the flame competition or whatever the hell it was supposed to be.

Cutting edge crime forum.

I am usually good with this sort of stuff. You mean like marketing PR that sort of thing. But it is very hard to describe Mock. You have got it all really. The good, the bad and .....you know who.

Fat scares me.

Me too.

[Maggot]

Are you talking bout ME ⁷⁄₁₁ when you say "you know who" I just know you are .....damn. I know I'm not rich and famous like YOU but if you are gonna CUT MY SACK you could at least be a bit more subtle . Now I know I mean NOTHING in 7/11s world but I am sure you could come up with something brighter than "YOU KNOW WHO" when describing me. That is just SO beneath you. And here I thought you at least liked me a little. DAMN YOU .........DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!