Nosy neighbors

[Cracker]

I have a nice porch in front, i sit there if I want to, if I have music playing and a fire burning the ladies with the strollers stop and have a drink or talk , that's the way shit works here, I can't help it if you live an anal life in an anal neighborhood surrounded by anal people.

Cracker is NOT anal. Covenants are a pain, but I see the need for them in Georgia. No cars on blocks in my subdivision. For now, anyway. Four houses just sold at auction so I suppose anything goes from this point on. I may not even have to mow this summer.

[IMaDick]

It's MY property, I paid cash for that and the house. I'll do what the fuck ever I want. She rents.

Yeah, yeah, go ahead and bring down all the property values but try to understand that old couches aren't patio furniture, sheets aren't window coverings and hanging a Budweiser flag in your front yard won't endear you to any of your neighbors.

Neighbors are only there because you can't legally burn them out, otherwise it's their job to stay the fuck out of their neighbors life as well.

That's right user the word neighbor goes both ways across the fence.

[username]

That's right user the word neighbor goes both ways across the fence.

Deep Thoughts by Dick.

[IMaDick]

That's right user the word neighbor goes both ways across the fence.

Deep Thoughts by Dick.

I would have spite lights up within a week if I lived next door to you.

[LuciferLynn]

I don't mind neighbors. If I did, I wouldn't live where I live now. What I mind are people that can't mind their business. I don't know if she thinks b/c she knows my Grandparents she's got a right to it or what. I'm not breaking any laws drinking in my backyard on my own property, theres a noise ordinance in my neighborhood so the music is off at 10 PM or we move it inside. I keep my yard neat and clean and my son mows her lawn for free over the summer. I fail to see what she's doing with the photos, as far as I know, no one has ever seen them.

[Midwest Spy]

hanging a Budweiser flag in your front yard won't endear you to any of your neighbors.

Well maybe it's a Bud flag for the new Bud Light Platinum?

Heard those are really catching on in neighborhoods across the south.

[ramseycat]

I have a nice porch in front, i sit there if I want to, if I have music playing and a fire burning the ladies with the strollers stop and have a drink or talk , that's the way shit works here, I can't help it if you live an anal life in an anal neighborhood surrounded by anal people.

Cracker is NOT anal. Covenants are a pain, but I see the need for them in Georgia. No cars on blocks in my subdivision. For now, anyway. Four houses just sold at auction so I suppose anything goes from this point on. I may not even have to mow this summer.

Sounds like Crackass doesn't live in such a nice neighborhood after all. While I was in GA I didn't see one single house in my brother's neighborhood with a forclosure sign on it. In fact I didn't see any houses in forclosure in the surrounding neighborhoods either. Hmm.

Note to self: When/if I move to Atlanta, don't consider Crackass's hood as it is probably the ghetto.

[LuciferLynn]

I had a few the other night after work with some friends. I'm not in the south, but it was pretty good. I'm not gonna drink that shit all night or even regularly or hang a flag like Users got in her front yard, but it was OK.

[Cracker]

Sounds like Crackass doesn't live in such a nice neighborhood after all. While I was in GA I didn't see one single house in my brother's neighborhood with a forclosure sign on it. In fact I didn't see any houses in forclosure in the surrounding neighborhoods either. Hmm.

Note to self: When/if I move to Atlanta, don't consider Crackass's hood as it is probably the ghetto.

People can afford to live in shit neighborhoods because they can make the payment even if they work at a gas station or Walmart.

Stay in your circle, tard, so your mom can take care of your dysfunctional kids for you.

[username]

I would have spite lights up within a week if I lived next door to you.

That's because you're a classy neighbor.

[IMaDick]

I would have spite lights up within a week if I lived next door to you.

That's because you're a classy neighbor.

That's because I can recognise a fucked up neighbor within a week, my back yard would look like a football stadium all night long.

[username]

I'm not gonna drink that shit all night or even regularly or hang a flag like Users got in her front yard, but it was OK.

Unoriginal. I guess now you're going to borrow my other line and say I have an old couch on my patio? Think up your own shit, ya' dumb broad.

[LuciferLynn]

I'm not gonna drink that shit all night or even regularly or hang a flag like Users got in her front yard, but it was OK.

Unoriginal. I guess now you're going to borrow my other line and say I have an old couch on my patio? Think up your own shit, ya' dumb broad.

No but it wouldn't surprse me if you did and thats why it occured to you to say it. Sorry, I don't know how white trash lives, I'm relying on you to tell me.

[username]

That's because I can recognise a fucked up neighbor within a week, my back yard would look like a football stadium all night long.

Dick's an obnoxious, annoying neighbor and proud of it!

[IMaDick]

I'm not gonna drink that shit all night or even regularly or hang a flag like Users got in her front yard, but it was OK.

Unoriginal. I guess now you're going to borrow my other line and say I have an old couch on my patio? Think up your own shit, ya' dumb broad.

No but it wouldn't surprse me if you did and thats why it occured to you to say it. Sorry, I don't know how white trash lives, I'm relying on you to tell me.

Neighbors that don't live like user tells them to are white trash.

it's a simple definition it wouldn't be possible for it to be otherwise.

[ramseycat]

Sounds like Crackass doesn't live in such a nice neighborhood after all. While I was in GA I didn't see one single house in my brother's neighborhood with a forclosure sign on it. In fact I didn't see any houses in forclosure in the surrounding neighborhoods either. Hmm.

Note to self: When/if I move to Atlanta, don't consider Crackass's hood as it is probably the ghetto.

People can afford to live in shit neighborhoods because they can make the payment even if they work at a gas station or Walmart.

Stay in your circle, tard, so your mom can take care of your dysfunctional kids for you.

Sorry Crackass, you are wrong again. But I am sure you are used to it by now. I doubt you could even afford to drive down my brother's street. Hopefully soon to be mine as I am considering buying the house next door to his so that I can help him out. And too bad your mother won't have anything to do with your heathens. Don't be jealous that my mon adores my kids and loves being with them. Go on now and brush your wig so you can brag about what nice hair you have. (cough cough)

[username]

No but it wouldn't surprse me if you did and thats why it occured to you to say it. Sorry, I don't know how white trash lives, I'm relying on you to tell me.

Are you vyiing for Ramsey's place as the most boring, dumpy, retarded, soup chicken ever? It's neck and neck right now--I think you might be a sniveling, drippy nose ahead though.

One more post about your dreary fucking office life and you'll be a winner for sure.

Do you wear hats?

[username]

Neighbors that don't live like user tells them to are white trash.

I don't tell my neighbors how to live, dumbass. I would if I needed to but thankfully I don't.

[IMaDick]

That's because I can recognise a fucked up neighbor within a week, my back yard would look like a football stadium all night long.

Dick's an obnoxious, annoying neighbor and proud of it!

It's actually

actio et reactio

or in white trash language newtons theory of relativity.

a fucked up neighbor gets a fucked up neighbor.

in hood rat

don't start no shit won't be no shit.

in liberal double talk

It's not my fault, that neighbor made me do it so I'm innocent of any fault and should get a check from the state because I can't work any more because of the stress the neighbor caused .

[LuciferLynn]

No but it wouldn't surprse me if you did and thats why it occured to you to say it. Sorry, I don't know how white trash lives, I'm relying on you to tell me.

Are you vyiing for Ramsey's place as the most boring, dumpy, retarded, soup chicken ever? It's neck and neck right now--I think you might be a sniveling, drippy nose ahead though.

One more post about your dreary fucking office life and you'll be a winner for sure.

Do you wear hats?

I do not wear hats, but thanks for the offering, you can keep your lice.